Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Sonichu and Chris' unique creations are an intriguing phenomena looking into the mind of an insane autist that even normies can find interest in. Nobody outside of like 50 crazy people and mentally disturbed fat ladies give a damn about Josh's wands.

You would have a point if his wands and tapes weren't always sold out.
 
Cobes is sharing a troles phone number and telling him to kill himself. Not that I care but it's against youtube TOS and a hater could flag down his channel for it.
I’m almost positive they have a special flag on his channel so nothing is taken serious. All the trolls have cried wolf too many times
 
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I like having weird fun shit in my house as well. I think a better alternative is replica/homage art, rather than buying shit directly from the lolcow. For example, I made the Sonichu pendant below as a gift for someone— It cost practically nothing to make, didn’t take much time, and bonus: it does not smell like Chris’s dirty crapped briefs. It was fun to make, my friend had a laugh, and I didn’t put $60+ in the pocket of a mom-fucking tranny sperg.

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Now make your own wand, but not an anal bead stool leg clint wand
 
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Piss stains comin in nicely toobz.
 
So...before cobes started the stream his bank account was negative $40. Probably from moving his money from PayPal, buying booze, and then getting a charge back, and then an over draft fee. So what does he do as soon as he gets another $60? Exactly the same thing. Once these charge backs hit his account is going to be super negative. Will he ever learn?

Don't answer that.
 
So...before cobes started the stream his bank account was negative $40. Probably from moving his money from PayPal, buying booze, and then getting a charge back, and then an over draft fee. So what does he do as soon as he gets another $60? Exactly the same thing. Once these charge backs hit his account is going to be super negative. Will he ever learn?

Don't answer that.
Not everybody is born knowing they can't spend negative money, dewd.
 
I actually have a background in archaeology and his skeleton would be pretty interesting.

The archaeologists would probably find his body in what appears to be a abandoned building surrounded by energy drinks and pork ribs bones — which they would attribute to ritual. His actual body would be covered in tattered Ozzy shirts, his parchment paper skin marked with his god’s name and his very poor tattoo work which is indicative of low economic status.

His actual skeleton would probably reveal poor nutrition, drastic wear on his teeth from excess of sugar and no care, poorly developed musculature due to inactivity. I’m not sure if his kinda tard would be revealed in his skull but a reconstruction would be a riot and get the artist fired.

After all the excavation work is done and the report written, they would conclude he was most likely a homeless man due to the physical wear and lack of care to his remains.

I’m actually not being a smart ass either

Edit: Dog collar would throw the archaeologists a fucking loop
That apartment complex is going to be Wyoming's answer to the Valley of Kings.
 
Seriously, how the fuck is he not banned?

Doxxing
Rape talk
Encourages suicide
Rape talk involving children…

His current stream is just talking about kids, periods, and of course gender relations bullshit. For a second he was ranting about kids a being burden on their parents — I held out hope something would click for him haha

He’s also trying to convince us his drinking is under control and he’s toning it down. While drinking at noon, of course
 
Seriously, how the fuck is he not banned?

Doxxing
Rape talk
Encourages suicide
Rape talk involving children…

His current stream is just talking about kids, periods, and of course gender relations bullshit. For a second he was ranting about kids a being burden on their parents — I held out hope something would click for him haha

He’s also trying to convince us his drinking is under control and he’s toning it down. While drinking at noon, of course
Some people slip past YouTube guides somehow. It also doesn’t help that people white knight him. Go to the Reddit and just mention his weird pedo shit/ doxxing or anything like that, and you’ll get banned quickly. If this were someone else and did the same shit cobra does, he would have been banned asap since no one would would ignore this shit and say “it’s his ‘tism”. I really never get why people worship lolcows.
 
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