DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[DownwardFowl]

After that massive own from Keemstar, he changes his name in Twitter:
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Despite all the shit he said that he ain't all about the drama...

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Yuge W for Phil like always kek

I still don’t understand how someone can sit there and unironically say they’re content with being at level 1 in their 40s.
I’d say that’s Phil just trying to thump his chest and “own it”, but still….

Imagine if Khet gets wind of Keems video.

 

[Gramh]

DSP, who is happy making content where he both hams up everything to have some visible reaction while claiming that others act like a muppet, who is successfully broke constantly, living off of organic growth of a half dozen whales, playing games he loathes but needs the viewership for, needs his audience to come up with content ideas even though he's the professional streamer, complains about anyone with a modicum of success because he's jealous and it eats away at him, punches down at any opportunity, and he somehow comes out of it with the idea that even though people acknowledge him because of this intricately laid delusion of grandeur and desperate need to be liked he in any way effects how anyone else lives their life when everything he does is to avoid the reckoning he's built up over time which to me is the quintessential concept of living in your head. This man needs to be committed.

 

[arrivefriday]

Oooooo boy! DSP sure does have a very specific fanbase. Unironic dent heads like this guy holy shit!!! These are the only types DSP can impress and will defend him no matter what lmao.

On another note, DSP the Rent Free huh? Funny coming from someone who was supposed to just ignore the drama and never respond to Keemstar again. Hah! That copium is far too addicting for ya huh Phil?


Edit: No offense to the disabled overall, but if you follow and support dsp no matter what, you deserve every bit of ridicule.

i'll be honest, at first when i saw the "all DSP's fans are retards" statement, i thought it was a meme because of how much of an actual retard you had to be to support someone like DSP whether that be financially or just in general but time and time again that statement is proved to be literal and not a meme at all.

i genuinely almost feel sorry for these people because life has let them down to such an extent that they think DSP of all people is a good person, blows my mind.

That being said, I knew i recognized him from somewhere!

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

After that massive own from Keemstar, he changes his name in Twitter:
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Despite all the shit he said that he ain't all about the drama...

Lay off the gin when you're butthurt, Phil.

I can't wait for the inevitable talk on Thursday about how not butthurt Phil is for being slammed by Keemstar by talking about Keemstar for an hour.

Oh wait. Phil said that he was done talking about Keemstar. And Phil would never lie, would he?

 

[Hungrymandinner]

Keem’s podcast idea sounds like bullshit, especially the $50k sign on bonus, as there is next to no way to monetize it. Also DSP will never intentionally reveal details about his personal life any longer, especially now with Kat unemployed and weighing 300+ lbs, so his portion of the podcast would be as boring as his current “podcasts.” We can only hope that Keemstar’s continuous prodding of Phil will result in some kind of spontaneous outburst that bypasses his multiple layers of filtering and his spiderwebs upon spiderwebs of lies. Ideally Keemstar would show up on Phil’s doorstep with a megaphone or something.

 

[bajagoogoo]

Keem’s podcast idea sounds like bullshit, especially the $50k sign on bonus, as there is next to no way to monetize it.

Keem always comes up with dumb fuck ideas that never go anywhere. Nobody is going to listen to three narcissists prattle on about being victims because everyone is jealous of them.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Keem always comes up with dumb fuck ideas that never go anywhere. Nobody is going to listen to three narcissists prattle on about being victims because everyone is jealous of them.

Sure you won't really see them pulling in a lot of views like big time streamers, but look at how many "ironic" fans Phil brings in and the money along with it, how many trolls and hate watchers constantly poke a stick at Wings and being the vast majority of his viewer-base funding his lifestyle and then you have Boogie, who has the most following (not really that relevant anymore, but he pulls in more traffic then both Phil and Wings on his videos at least), has unironic simps for his opinions on things and out of the three, he easily ends up getting in the most hot water both online and in real life, that publicity (even if it's not good) will put a lot of eyes on them.

Keem clearly sat on this idea for a while, saw how much traffic these "big" names can bring in, and wanted a collab to soak in that sweet sweet revenue, at first it seemed like a good proposition to bring to the table.

But the bottom line is, Keem put too much hope in an idiot like Phil to see through a good business opportunity, and was naïve to think Phil would degrade himself outside his immediate safe space to bend to his demands.

 

[Mr Clark]

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Phils name change (the rent free) unintentionally dunks on his own fans and he hasn't figured it out yet.

Even better, name change was after this tweet

 

[HorseSense]

I think the McLOLghlin Group had potential though that doesn't mean it would be successful (most new ventures aren't). Wings and DSP are essentially private club entertainers with all the banning they do. They are also so mired in misery and cowardice that they do not promote or collab. Keem sounds like he was going to handle the money and marketing to start which is a massive leg up. He likely would also require the manchildren put down the controllers and talk about adult topics.

 

[Dona Morte]

adult topics

I dont follow Boogie or Wings but I imagine Phil being the least equipped for this discussion.
I am open to counter arguments.

 

[DownwardFowl]

I think the McLOLghlin Group had potential though that doesn't mean it would be successful (most new ventures aren't). Wings and DSP are essentially private club entertainers with all the banning they do. They are also so mired in misery and cowardice that they do not promote or collab. Keem sounds like he was going to handle the money and marketing to start which is a massive leg up. He likely would also require the manchildren put down the controllers and talk about adult topics.

Yeah but Wings has experience being on podcasts. Whatever dumb ass things he may say, he at least knows how to interact with actual human beings, unlike Phil.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

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>that post
>that profile pic
>that user name

Either say his name or ignore it, you attention whore. Jeez.

Edit I cannot stress how much he looks like a literal phallic dickhead with a smug face in that pfo. Soy face, youtube button, selfie because your wife is a dumb bitch. Go lick samdpaper.

 

[Sugar Puppet]

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Yuge W for Phil like always kek

At this point he should just change his Twitter handle to "DSP The Delusional"

 

[Gramh]

I may be in the minority but I think getting a group of narcissistic manchildren together and have them just talk to hear the sound of their own self important voices and see which one tries to top dog the others into submission would be an entertaining venture for the hatewatchers, Keem pitting the 3 manlets against eachother on opinion topics and watching them embarass themselves trying to pretend to have any real life experience would be like some weird reverse Andy Kauffman bit.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

I have to say, if

It eye opening but you won't get the full picture unless it's a game he has played. I only fighter I care about is Mortal Kombat so watching him play street fighter was funny but I never really understood it. Enter MK 11 early on DSP abused a character named Gears who has long range throws. It can really fuck with a lot of low tier players who don't know how to avoid them so he was riding high. 2 days later he started hitting resistance and it was the funniest shit I have ever seen he was calling basic combos "lag pattern bullshit" I specifically remember a lot of Johnny Cages wrecking his shit with a combo the fucken tutorial taught you. That when I realized he was totally full of shit about what's happing in his matches when he loses.

If there's one good thing about Phil, is watching him play a game that you know and then loving the game even more. Either that or playing a game after Phil plays it. Both order of watch and play makes you laugh at Phil and love the game more. It's still a toxic kind of joy but still counts.

 

[Brother Wind]

You know what, I'm with fucking Keem. But, heres the thing. He needs to abandon this idea and not replace Phil in it. Because it won't be the success he thinks it is. Even with Phil. But he needs the world to wonder. He needs everyone to keep that in their mind. That Phil could have either been on the ground floor of something big, or got 50 grand to do like two episodes and walk away from a disaster. Because both are easy money. And I hope that gets in these dent's heads.

Because I was right a few months ago when I said his money is slipping. He isn't finished. Not by a long shot. But its getting desperate. Its the Happy D-Day Phil. You still have your Battle of the Bulge to turn this all around.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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https://twitter.com/KEEMSTAR/status/1542000518498816001

That was great topped off by that shirt.

So how long until Phil goes back on his claim to not talk about Keem?

He might even break into his day off and make a special video over it.

Keem comes off quite stupid in that video.
I doubt people working at McDonalds make upwards of 100,000$ yearly, and Phil doesn't make 4$ an hour. He clearly watches detractor stuff, so why he is so bloody off is beyond me.

Meh. Trolling hyperbole. He knows Phail will take that bait and brag about how much he makes. He can't help himself.

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Says a lot about 'da trollz' there Phail.

Oh gee, what a fucking surprise. Phil can't leave well enough alone AND broke his own promise about not talking about Keem. You did this all to yourself, Phil. No detractor did this to you. You , YES YOU, you fucking retard, did this all on your own.

His 'out' is going to be the semantic that he didn't mention him by name.

Phil has had a grudge against Keemstar ever since he covered "the incident" on his show. He's been calling him a gnome or whatever for years.

But Keem lives rent free in Phil's head...

You mean he lied the other day when he said he doesn't know anything about him? shocking I say!

 

[KiwiFarmer97]

how the FUCK does OMM tip ONLY during the break.... its so fucking suspicious jesus. even snort says it so non chalantly at this point

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Why isn't DSP playing DNF Duel?

- Anime fighter
- He'll get his ass kicked, worse than he does in DarkStalkers or playing anyone who can DP
- He can't fake fan it, I mean he can cause Dungeon Fighter is a long lived IP but he doesn't know this and he's on such an obnoxious fake fan kick at the moment, it's like his lying, sniffing his own farts and fake fan got together and by their powers combines he is Idiot Nerd Phil meme.
- the game has high damage long combo strings so he'll run from it like gay thoughts, ignoring how DarkStalkers also has high damage long combo strings at "high level play"
- he'll be out of his street fighter safe space.
- He didn't get an early copy like that shill Max or anyone who is a blip in the FGC.

The DSP shit-talking technique:

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speaking of....

After that massive own from Keemstar, he changes his name in Twitter:
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Despite all the shit he said that he ain't all about the drama...

Phil, you retard. Hi btw.

DSP The Rent Free, so you're saying keem is right you are living rent free cause you con your fans?

Or wait, you're saying you're "the rent free", bascially admitting the farms, tevin, memology, PoP, SFV, Max's success, Neil Druckman, Nintendo, Capcom, Troy Baker, John Rambo and Howard, Twitch and so on DO indeed live rent free in your head since you are "the rent free"?

DSP The Wimp Lo is more fitting. Like this is some of that Face to Foot Style.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

I may be in the minority but I think getting a group of narcissistic manchildren together and have them just talk to hear the sound of their own self important voices and see which one tries to top dog the others into submission would be an entertaining venture for the hatewatchers, Keem pitting the 3 manlets against eachother on opinion topics and watching them embarass themselves trying to pretend to have any real life experience would be like some weird reverse Andy Kauffman bit.

Yeah I would definitely watch that. Best case scenario is that Keem finds a good replacement for Phil like LTG and it becomes successful. Can you imagine the mountains of salt if all the other big lolcows start coming onto this hypothetical podcast making a ton of money and DSP is the only one not allowed to come on now.