DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Regardless on how retarded the idea seems, I certainly would have tuned in to see how it went.

I don’t think they could even record one episode if I’m being honest and it’ll be due to DSP’s ego. I recall how Phil was invited by wings a long time ago to be a guest on some podcast he hosted and Phil kept dodging the opportunities with excuses of being ill but stream/release videos despite being sick.

End of the day, Phil is too awkward around people he can’t ban and can be boring as shit unless times when he isn’t given his daily cash injection or when he gets frustrated at a game he can’t cheat. A bunch of swaying and tuhuhuh laugh sound he does is all he could contribute to a discussion.
 
Be nice if Keem could be bothered to get basic facts right. It'd be far more humiliating to out Phil as a beggar who makes $100k+ a year, has for several years, and STILL had to file for bankruptcy because he spends tens of thousands of dollars on mobile games.
Yeah agreed. I got happy when Keem started to mention what DSP spends his money on but he ended up saying skins in games which is not far off but still wrong. Hopefully someone can get in his ear and let him know some of the key points that make Phil the best lolcow around. He has a few but there is so much better things he could be saying.
 
Hot Take? DSP is aware he's dying and is trying to tie up all the loose ends before he dies. Khet will get the Khando and other things, and Jena will move in. Nothing he could ever do, dood.
I avoid insulting detractors, unless I am doing a joke or a bit of some sort but this is actually dumb. Don't believe this.
Keem does have a worse rep, only because he's an actual e-celebrity.
I disagree. All the fucked up things Keem did are, at the very least, right there for the world to see. DSP is still acting like a parody except he is played straight. Keem is more human.
When you apply for a job its normal to get a phone call after applying. If you decide to tell the recruiter to just e-mail you and don't fucking call that IS dicking around and you don't get the job.

Just saying
Yeah but how should Fill know this? He never worked or got a job on his own ever, dood! Not his fault + DEBOONKED
What Phil said today made me pause.
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This specific timing and the fact that it is the people who specifically say that Dave is begging seem to get struck down.
No, I contend that:
Phil knows, and is supporting these strikes.

One more reason. When this happened before Phil spoke out on his Twitter before and vehementy disavowed. This time: silence.
That is proof enough for me.
There he is confirming the offer was "to come on his show". The offer was for a podcast, not a cage match. Was Keem gonna make them look bad and publicly hummiliate them? In some capacity, maybe. But I doubt it would have been too cruel or out of line. Interesting to keep in mind that Phil started doing his own "yawn cast" at about the same time.
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I like this. I like seeing him being more hanest and calling it what it is. The fact that he's doing it out of desperation is the cherry on top.
"Good evening, sir! How may I be of service to you?" - phil probably
lmao. I WANT TO BELIEVE!
Another example DSP not doing anything to help himself. He just wants to sit there and have money thrown at him for literally doing nothing.
The worst part? He gets to actually live like this. Literally gets money thrown at him for just existing.
If only this was real...
All he had to do was let wings punch him hard once in face and then take a dive.
Not even that. All he had to do was be on a podcast. And if that didn't sound good to him, he could have declined the offer instead of fucking around with Keem. I bet this faggot feigned interest just cause he heard 50K $ but then ghosted Keem without even giving him a proper answer.
Btw, Slayer uploaded Phil's reaction to Kpop and he's "premiering" it right now:

He's not approving my comments for some reason, but lets other detractors post.
This stream is pure kino. Nothing has changed, phil complains about dropped inputs, his moves not coming out, his opponents spamming moves. And his fans are pissed and bored at this game. Not to mention salty rants after he loses added to taste.
Just got Guilty Gear during the Steam Sale. Gonna learn me some fighting games and finally better understand how bad Phil is at them.
"I can't blahk!! The game won't block it! I'm naht doing anything, dood!"
*Loudly mashing buttons while holding back*
That's just every TIHYDP ever
i love how trolls, knowing their tip message will get deleted immediately, make their youtube name the actual message lmaooooo,
It's actually a pretty clever workaround. If the people who do this are reading: Bravo! Keep it up! Your adaptability is great!
For me, it's the few frames where his face looks like he is aware of how cringe he is and hates it but has to keeo going because he knows retards will pay him if he does it.
 
Regardless on how retarded the idea seems, I certainly would have tuned in to see how it went.

I don’t think they could even record one episode if I’m being honest and it’ll be due to DSP’s ego. I recall how Phil was invited by wings a long time ago to be a guest on some podcast he hosted and Phil kept dodging the opportunities with excuses of being ill but stream/release videos despite being sick.

End of the day, Phil is too awkward around people he can’t ban and can be boring as shit unless times when he isn’t given his daily cash injection or when he gets frustrated at a game he can’t cheat. A bunch of swaying and tuhuhuh laugh sound he does is all he could contribute to a discussion.
Yeah there is a reason he will never ever have a guest on his "prestream podcast."
 
Regardless on how retarded the idea seems, I certainly would have tuned in to see how it went.

I don’t think they could even record one episode if I’m being honest and it’ll be due to DSP’s ego. I recall how Phil was invited by wings a long time ago to be a guest on some podcast he hosted and Phil kept dodging the opportunities with excuses of being ill but stream/release videos despite being sick.

End of the day, Phil is too awkward around people he can’t ban and can be boring as shit unless times when he isn’t given his daily cash injection or when he gets frustrated at a game he can’t cheat. A bunch of swaying and tuhuhuh laugh sound he does is all he could contribute to a discussion.
I agree that it wouldn't last, but I don't think it has anything to do with Phil's ego. Phil only has an ego when he's completely isolated from any real conversation. When he's actually forced to have real voice to voice conversations, he becomes the biggest brown nosing coward. A podcast like that only works for one of two reasons. The first would be a group of people sharing their enjoyment/knowledge of a shared subject. For Phil, that basically boils down to food. And, hey, food podcasts can be interesting, but not when Phil is talking about it because he lacks any knowledge. Other than that, I think Phil would basically go bitch mode and do his usual fence sitting thing and just agree with what everyone else was saying. I think the most interesting thing from the Phil side of things is whether or not we'd get him calling everyone else sir in real life. Now that I think about it, we kind of got a sample of how it'd likely go when Phil did his react video to Wings/the associated texts.

I also think it's that cowardice, not his ego that causes him to dodge podcasts. Sure, part of that stems from Phil not having control over a conversation, but the reason he wants control is because he's so afraid of being confronted about anything. It isn't just social stuff, Phil was afraid of shopping during the early pandemic because he thought he was going to get into a fight at the store, and I don't think it's a stretch to say that's why he avoids places like Walmart because he thinks they're gang hubs or something. It can't just be ego because this is also the same dude who will happily DoorDash fast food for himself instead of ordering from an actual classy joint.

There's maybe a world where you could manufacture some drama and bait them into fighting or something. I admit I don't know much about Keem, but from what I've seen I don't think he's clever enough for that. I was always under the impression his claim to fame was reporting/inserting himself into existing drama as opposed to making it. This wouldn't be like a reality TV show where there's a producer setting stuff up in advance, this would just be three socially awkward people with nothing interesting to say sharing their boring views with nobody present to call them on their BS. Gun to my head, if I absolutely had to go through with the general concept of 3 lolcows for a podcast, I'd definitely swap Phil out for someone who is both more volatile and more interesting.

There's a reason we have the "don't pozload my neghole" rule. Well, many reasons, but a big one is it's rarely funny if you try and force the drama. It's like when someone tries to make a movie that's so bad it's good. It just doesn't have that authentic quality that made the original bad movie work.
 
Imagine being a honest dsp fan seeing him refusing a 50k paycheck because he is not in control, doesnt like the name of the show and or the other people. He basicly already does it on its own...This would be the point where these fans tapping out, too bad most of them are dent head retards.

And the funniest thing is... THIS IS HIS END GAME! He wants to slowely roll out gaming, even reacts and just do podcasts, talking to the camera. Golden opportunity but his ego... Its his worst enemy.
 
After that massive own from Keemstar, he changes his name in Twitter:
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Despite all the shit he said that he ain't all about the drama...
 
After that massive own from Keemstar, he changes his name in Twitter:
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Despite all the shit he said that he ain't all about the drama...
Hahahahaha I love all these gay little titles he gives himself they are almost as funny as when his banner/header thing was a quote from himself about jerking off on camera. The ego on this pig is insane.
 
Just got Guilty Gear during the Steam Sale. Gonna learn me some fighting games and finally better understand how bad Phil is at them.
It eye opening but you won't get the full picture unless it's a game he has played. I only fighter I care about is Mortal Kombat so watching him play street fighter was funny but I never really understood it. Enter MK 11 early on DSP abused a character named Gears who has long range throws. It can really fuck with a lot of low tier players who don't know how to avoid them so he was riding high. 2 days later he started hitting resistance and it was the funniest shit I have ever seen he was calling basic combos "lag pattern bullshit" I specifically remember a lot of Johnny Cages wrecking his shit with a combo the fucken tutorial taught you. That when I realized he was totally full of shit about what's happing in his matches when he loses.
 
After that massive own from Keemstar, he changes his name in Twitter:
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Despite all the shit he said that he ain't all about the drama...
Rent free is now gonna become one of his buzzwords. How many times do you think he's gonna say it on the next prestream? My guess is at least half a dozen times.
 
That doesnt even make sense. Does he live rent free or people live in with him rent free? This is retarded
Both but he's the only one suffering as a result. Those people whose head he lives rent free in can just close the tab and go do something else, while Phil is stuck being Phil until he dies. Maybe you don't want to close the tab, but you will always have the ability to do so. Phil will be Phil, and the real estate in his head will only get more occupied - Rambo and Howard's tenancy contract is yet to expire, Keem has a Hype House-sized mansion in there too, and the space keeps getting occupied by burgers, taxes, trolls and dents.

He's the one who lashes out at the rent free people in his head, tarnishes his own brand and makes himself look like a jackass.

He's the only one who gets hurt from this situation in any way - DSP is the big loser in this case, nearly overdosing on copium, while everyone else points and laughs, he misses out on money and ends up looking like a choosing beggar hypocrite, changing his Twitter handle in the middle of the night as a sad desperate cope...

Most a troll can suffer to this is getting upset, because DSP is still getting money or some shit, but compared to what DSP has to feel on a daily basis, it's a walk in the park.

Again, everyone else can close the tab, Phil keeps on being Phil
 
Oooooo boy! DSP sure does have a very specific fanbase. Unironic dent heads like this guy holy shit!!! These are the only types DSP can impress and will defend him no matter what lmao.

On another note, DSP the Rent Free huh? Funny coming from someone who was supposed to just ignore the drama and never respond to Keemstar again. Hah! That copium is far too addicting for ya huh Phil?


Edit: No offense to the disabled overall, but if you follow and support dsp no matter what, you deserve every bit of ridicule.
 

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Oooooo boy! DSP sure does have a very specific fanbase. Unironic dent heads like this guy holy shit!!! These are the only types DSP can impress and will defend him no matter what lmao.

On another note, DSP the Rent Free huh? Funny coming from someone who was supposed to just ignore the drama and never respond to Keemstar again. Hah! That copium is far too addicting for ya huh Phil?


Edit: No offense to the disabled overall, but if you follow and support dsp no matter what, you deserve every bit of ridicule.

My boy looks like a burn victim. The man's face looks like it was transplanted on by a blind surgeon.
 
DSP would have had the opportunity of his life, had he not have put aside his hubris. He'd have been given the easiest $50K he's ever going to make in his fucking life, while also monetizing the very people he hated, and finally interacting with other YouTubers and maybe take himself a little less seriously for once. Instead, Phil refused to do it, and is going back to begging young children and young adults for their chump change. What a fucking idiot.

Make no mistake, Keem's podcast idea sounded gay as fuck. but it would have entertained detractors while giving Phil some extra money, money that (according to DSP) he desperately needs to pay his "bills". Sometimes, Phil, you need to work with people you don't like to get paid. And instead of understanding that simple fact, you turned down an opportunity to finally change your money situation.

It's like finding a million dollars on a lottery ticket, then using it to wipe your ass. Phil is truly retarded.
 
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