DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Coke Zero]

Why is he even trying to hype up atari games anyway? Those games have been ported a thousand times to literally every video game system released the past 30 years. Is it really that hard to figure out how to play fucking dig-dug? He needs to wait for a brand new ps5 compilation to release before he can play dig-dug?

 

[white gorilla glue]

If Phillip doesn't want the 50k maybe Catherine should have the chance? The new trio does share the same rotund figure.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Bad publicity is better than no publicity. Keem would be out 150k up front but he would make it back for sure.

Yeah thats probably one of the reason why Phil doesn't like it despite the money. It's helping Keem make money and he has no handle over any of it.

 

[Free Jasper]

Imagine someone wants to call you and your response it ‘my numbers leaked on the internet, go find it’.

Christ, he might be further gone from reality than I thought.

 

[FamicomGorby]

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Atari 50 will save the stream guys

Is there fucking anything that Dave doesn't "fondly remember from his childhood"? Swear to fuckin god ya could put any random toy brand in front of his face and he'll start talking about how big of a fan he is.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

If Phillip doesn't want the 50k maybe Catherine should have the chance? The new trio does share the same rotund figure.

Pandalee could probably use $50k.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

 

[ZehnBoat]

Is there fucking anything that Dave doesn't "fondly remember from his childhood" swear to fuckin god ya could put any random toy brand in front of his face and he'll start talking about how big of a fan he is.

you can show him something that never existed and he would go "WOW I REMEMBER PLAYING THAT DOOD"

 

[Crooked 16th]

Is there fucking anything that Dave doesn't "fondly remember from his childhood" swear to fuckin god ya could put any random toy brand in front of his face and he'll start talking about how big of a fan he is.

I loved him going on about the og star wars trilogy then mispronouncing everything and forgetting the plot. Shit was hilarious

 

[Iron Hamster]

Is there fucking anything that Dave doesn't "fondly remember from his childhood" swear to fuckin god ya could put any random toy brand in front of his face and he'll start talking about how big of a fan he is.

He would have had to been born with a controller in his hand for it to be true. Those were old hat by the time he would have even known what a video game is.

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Not very 'access friendly' blocking a legit handicapped person Phail. Though I get it.................he's not a furry or porn degenerate.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

Can you really say it's "rent free" if you are constantly mentioning the person? Sounds like you're paying a little bit of the rent there to me.

 

[Bill Elliot]

I don't think Keem cares if this is commercially viable.

I think it is 100% him using his money to fuck with people. He has a history of fucking with Wings and obviously finds these people as retarded as we do.

150k is a drop in the bucket for keem. It's not like he's on an empire of dirt or anything. He's not gonna stop dramaalert to produce this show.

 

[DownwardFowl]

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One Handicapped Mofo that is immune to DSPs bullshit

 

[We Are The Witches]

I was wondering if when people actively go to DSP's videos just for the sole purpose of disliking them, are doing him a favour in the end.

Because I don't know exactly how current Youtube's algorithm calculates this, wouldn't the registered views from those people outweight their dislikes? Or would the bounce rate (assuming they don't watch it for very long) balance it out?

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You also have a couple of "bots" going to very old videos and commenting on every single one, often multiple times (the romance guy), and someone else in a much less aggresive way.

 

[john_g]

goddamn i fucking love it.

he is allowed to insult or talk shit to anything and anybody all the time he wants, some1 talks back BANNED BANNED BANNED, BLOCKED FOREVER

how can you become such a fragile pussy coward shutin

 

[Balr0g]

goddamn i fucking love it.

he is allowed to insult or talk shit to anything and anybody all the time he wants, some1 talks back BANNED BANNED BANNED, BLOCKED FOREVER

how can you become such a fragile pussy coward shutin

If Musk really takes over Twitter I want him to ban all blue checkmarks and also ban the block function. Pleaseeeeeeeeeee
(yeah the block function will most likely stay but stripping DSP of his checkmark would be funny)

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

Hahahahaha I love all these gay little titles he gives himself they are almost as funny as when his banner/header thing was a quote from himself about jerking off on camera. The ego on this pig is insane.

I'm a huge fucking fan of it because it's a reminder that there's nowhere else—not in person, not on the internet, not on paper, not with his wife, not with his job, not with his reputation—that DSP can portray himself as anything but a loser.

Those 50 characters, max, that make up his Twitter name. That's the only place in reality where he can hold on to his shredded ego.

EDIT: Congratulations Phil, you gave yourself a nickname, the thing that all cool people do.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I await DSP the gerbil since he loves trying to crawl up people's asses.

 

[Coke Zero]

I was wondering if when people actively go to DSP's videos just for the sole purpose of disliking them, are doing him a favour in the end.

Because I don't know exactly how current Youtube's algorithm calculates this, wouldn't the registered views from those people outweight their dislikes? Or would the bounce rate (assuming they don't watch it for very long) balance it out?

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You also have a couple of "bots" going to very old videos and commenting on every single one, often multiple times (the romance guy), and someone else in a much less aggresive way.

His channel is dead as far as the algorithm is concerned. 20 people or whatever clicking into his video just to downvote it is such miniscule interaction, I doubt it does anything at all. Even his 100 likes (that he immediately deletes like a retard) isnt very much at all for a channel his size. I personally wouldn't click any of his videos just out of principle so I dont contribute at all to his ad revenue but I wouldn't worry about helping his channel with the algorithm. Its already dead.

I mean even if he did get a boost with the algorithm, all that would do is put his content in front of more people and his garbage thumbnails aren't going to interest anyone and if random people did actually click his videos for whatever reason, his content is so shitty I highly doubt they would stick around for very long. The algorithm isn't helping him any time soon.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Why is he even trying to hype up atari games anyway? Those games have been ported a thousand times to literally every video game system released the past 30 years. Is it really that hard to figure out how to play fucking dig-dug? He needs to wait for a brand new ps5 compilation to release before he can play dig-dug?

Pac-man Museam+ collection reminded him of being young again, so these games will have a similar effect, is my guess? (Remember the uncle's atari lore that was DSP's childhood gateway entry to vidya as a hobby.) The streams only got him $87 on average in tips and $17 in youtube income for a total of $104 a night stream but if he can replicate that he can do ok in his WWE CHAMPIONS TIME still.