DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[FaXmachine]

Why is he even trying to hype up atari games anyway? Those games have been ported a thousand times to literally every video game system released the past 30 years. Is it really that hard to figure out how to play fucking dig-dug? He needs to wait for a brand new ps5 compilation to release before he can play dig-dug?

He needs that 60fsp and wide screen for those games dood!

 

[JamFlowMan]

If Phillip doesn't want the 50k maybe Catherine should have the chance? The new trio does share the same rotund figure.

Now there is an idea. Get Kat and Wings wife together to discuss living with a lolcow. Doesn't even need to be a series just a one time deal. If it were to be a hit do one every few months and add in a guest significant other or family member to keep it entertaining. Too bad the Phil/Boogie/Wings podcast would have a better chance of happening and as discussed that didn't have a chance in hell.

 

[Sugar Puppet]

Now there is an idea. Get Kat and Wings wife together to discuss living with a lolcow. Doesn't even need to be a series just a one time deal. If it were to be a hit do one every few months and add in a guest significant other or family member to keep it entertaining. Too bad the Phil/Boogie/Wings podcast would have a better chance of happening and as discussed that didn't have a chance in hell.

Better yet do a lolcow version of the TV show Wife Swap.
Can Kelly put up with Phil and can Kat put up with Wingo?

"What do you mean you can't make custom tacos?"

 

[grump]

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Does his chat really use terminology like 'rent free' all that much? Seems that sort of phrase would be more popular here. Along with the thing about him being resilient it seems like he's been getting a lot of his vocabulary and memes from detractor hangouts lately.

BTW HI PHIL!

 

[Grammatik]

Ok Phil, you wanted to tease Keemstar with that name, I get it. But it doesn't make sense... Rent-free just means you're not paying any rent.

What's next, "DSP The Gratuitous-Tenancy"?

"DSP The Cared For" sounds more appropriate.

 

[Q_Anon1001]

Lol with the 50k, he could have done a goodwill towards his parents and paid them back 2 fold for the 4k they ditched out and Potentially kickstarted the 10 year plan 3 years into it.

 

[tomstone]

all the mainstreeam attention he got in the last few week could really bite him in the ass

 

[PenskeMaterial]

Better yet do a lolcow version of the TV show Wife Swap.
Can Kelly put up with Phil and can Kat put up with Wingo?

"What do you mean you can't make custom tacos?"

PPV Sumo match between Smelly Kelly and Fhet Khet.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Does his chat really use terminology like 'rent free' all that much? Seems that sort of phrase would be more popular here. Along with the thing about him being resilient it seems like he's been getting a lot of his vocabulary and memes from detractor hangouts lately.

BTW HI PHIL!

 

[Corpun]

Near end of stream status:

Total tip: $53, 1MM was half of that

Phil doesn't know how to play the game, doesn't understand the barrel mechanism, and heavily relying on Chat handholding him

"Fuck you tails, get your fucking ass over Herr and fly me out you fucking little shit"

He timed out in a sonic game, as ridiculous as it sounds

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How is he this fucking bad at Sonic with infinite lives and save states?

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Yuge W for Phil like always kek

DarkSydeProjectionism.

He's not approving my comments for some reason, but lets other detractors post.

He only seems to be approving comments which give him support and root for him. I called him a whale loser and can't find it anywhere.

 

[Iron Hamster]

PPV Sumo match between Smelly Kelly and Fhet Khet.

That's the undercard to the Homo match

 

[KiwiFarmer97]

I would have loved to see Phil during Boogie's weekly escort segment.

Boogie: "I was raw dogging this hot little 18 year old redhead and she was begging for me to cum inside her. And lets just say I empty my baby batter as deep as i could go fellas."
Phil looks nervously at the chat

with the lean in ban

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday superchats

 

[Lolidaki]

Keemstar just did an interview about the whole situation on Steel Toe Morning Show.

https://youtu.be/yIyA2Dyh9dc?t=8418

"and then the scumbag goes on some dumb fuck podcast and starts talking about me again *snort* okay? obviously, he's obsessed with me *snake laughs and looks over at chat for shoutouts*" - tomorrow's prestream

 

[Mr. Brown]

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I don't understand this "people are always telling me" thing Phil does.

He openly admits to having no friends, he's inside his house everyday except for a few hours on a day off. The only people he talks to are his wife and his parents. Who is telling him things like this?

 

[The One And Only SALTE]

What a terrible fukin idea. Seriously. Even worse name. Lolcows are lolcows cause they dont embrace being one. They know they are, but they really dont want to be one.

Bear in mind this is Keem. The fucker is about as unscrupulous as any other lolcow but he knows how to market himself well. He only saw how he could benefit from the exploitation of the three most pathetic fucks on the internet and Phil did everyone a favor by nuking this shit. Keem gets to keep his money, and all 3 of the guests can continue their slow decline into obscurity. Everyone involved in this idea is an absolutely horrible person and deserves a shotgun slug to the face for tbe blight on humanity that is their continued existence.

The idea that people would throw money at the podcast is beyond retarded as well. Wings trolls maybe but detractors go out of their way to never give Phil a single red cent. The only good this would do is expose him to the few whales he has left because if he took a 50k payday then he suddenly can't go "I took a day off work so I really need you to step it up with the support today" like he did with the Rambo and Howard podcast.

 

[whirly]

I don't understand this "people are always telling me" thing Phil does.

He openly admits to having no friends, he's inside his house everyday except for a few hours on a day off. The only people he talks to are his wife and his parents. Who is telling him things like this?

It's definitely just him feigning ignorance but I think he wants people to believe that it's his fans emailing him about shit every time something gets posted here. How convenient.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

all the mainstreeam attention he got in the last few week could really bite him in the ass

And I'm willing to bet platinum zombie Hogan it will. He can block, ban, and talk about those mentally ill morons on Reddit, 'the farms, Keem, etc...and all it's gonna do is bring more eyes to him. That's something Phil isn't ready for. He can play to a small armada of dentheads, but the more eyes that are on him, the more that's gonna worry him more. He thinks that "Well, if more people attend, the more money I can get out of these Velcro wallets." Not realizing that all it would take is one mentally ill moron to call him out on his bullshit and instant ban-world.

Even people that have NO idea who DSP is are now starting to pay attention to him and calling him out. To quote Phil from Salt and Sanctuary: "I'm not ready for this." No, Phil. You're not.

Phil, I know you're going to read this during gin and Jasper, but remember: you are the master of your own demise. You can deny it all you want, but reality is already in the pigpen and you can try to keep denying it, but reality is here. Sucks to suck!

Hi, Phil!

 

[The One And Only SALTE]

I don't understand this "people are always telling me" thing Phil does.

He openly admits to having no friends, he's inside his house everyday except for a few hours on a day off. The only people he talks to are his wife and his parents. Who is telling him things like this?

More than likely he gets informed of stuff by dents in his secret discord or by endlessly reading twitter. Despite the fact that he has replies turned off and cant engage in any discussion at all, people can and do quote tweet him and he probably reads it religiously.

 

[DiabeticSP]

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Why would anyone believe that this dumbfuck is honest about Phil getting 50k for a 'great' opportunity.

Keem is just as retarded as Phil is. I would ignore the shit out of him too if I was literally anybody who wasn't desperate for money.