Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 55 15.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.9%

  • Total voters
    352
I gotta wonder how lady Rackets feels about the world knowing she uses sex toys and has things inserted into her that she and her husband buy. I hope she's OK with that, but that felt weird watching that even if it was funny.
It is weird to hear Nick go on about how much he likes cumming on her face and stuff like that when he gets drunk. Even if he thinks he's just speaking for himself, we all know who the other party involved is.
 
I appreciate the farms running with a made up theory of his sister trooning out. It'll be HIlarious if true.

I gotta wonder how lady Rackets feels about the world knowing she uses sex toys and has things inserted into her that she and her husband buy. I hope she's OK with that, but that felt weird watching that even if it was funny.
He is dam lucky his kids don't go to public school. Yet.

He needs to knock it the fuck off with the oversharing of his sex life.
 
It is weird to hear Nick go on about how much he likes cumming on her face and stuff like that when he gets drunk. Even if he thinks he's just speaking for himself, we all know who the other party involved is.
.... to be fair, I don't think he has ever mentioned cumming on her face specifically... it was definitely heavily implied though. And yeah, it's weird hearing about anyone's sex life.
 
It is weird to hear Nick go on about how much he likes cumming on her face and stuff like that when he gets drunk. Even if he thinks he's just speaking for himself, we all know who the other party involved is.
If there's a video that gets voluntarily taken down, this is it. Or Lady Rackets doesn't give any shits (or never hears about it)
 
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I appreciate the farms running with a made up theory of his sister trooning out. It'll be HIlarious if true.

I gotta wonder how lady Rackets feels about the world knowing she uses sex toys and has things inserted into her that she and her husband buy. I hope she's OK with that, but that felt weird watching that even if it was funny.

If there's a video that gets voluntarily taken down, this is it. Or Lady Rackets doesn't give any shits (or never hears about it)

I would say it is possible the sister is some kind of non-straight and that might have rustled the religious jimmies in the family a few weeks ago... Just a guess...

As for Lady R, she has almost no idea what goes on during the show. She wants no part of it and skims it very infrequently.
 
He is dam lucky his kids don't go to public school. Yet.

He needs to knock it the fuck off with the oversharing of his sex life.
Looks like the Drex swinger lifestyle influence got the better of him for that bit. Maybe he remembered the story where Drex got his bag full of sex toys checked by TSA and wanted to 1up him.
 
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I gotta wonder how lady Rackets feels about the world knowing she uses sex toys and has things inserted into her that she and her husband buy. I hope she's OK with that, but that felt weird watching that even if it was funny.
Knowing a woman uses a dildo is like knowing a woman wipes her butt after she poops. Even though it's something we shouldn't ordinarily talk about in polite company, we should also not be surprised at all to learn that it happens.
 
Nick spoke to Vic today and will be going back to his roots for a Vic focused show sometime this week or next.

:edit reading some comments from the last night stream and yeah the bits regarding the sex life with rackets's better half was weird. But the man was a bit lit. As for the personal drama I took it to imply it was one of those hey cousin see you won the lottery remember when I loaned you money type of drama. Always hear about his dad or mom that I forget he has at least one sibling probably some soreness there.
 
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Knowing a woman uses a dildo is like knowing a woman wipes her butt after she poops. Even though it's something we shouldn't ordinarily talk about in polite company, we should also not be surprised at all to learn that it happens.
Is a dildo really "all that" for a woman?

We could really use a female masturbation SME to clarify the optimal method for a woman to cum when on her own.
 
This is the reason. Either do it on locals only, which he's done before, or build the alt tech numbers up. But no, too lazy.

He may say all the time that he's going to be banned from youtube any day now but I don't think he actually believes it, or he'd be cultivating his audience elsewhere.

It's a shame too, because Doug would be a great guest. If only for hearing his side of the story about how he was blacklisted from the internet.
If he gets banned, then at least does he become a lolcow?
Looks like the Drex swinger lifestyle influence got the better of him for that bit. Maybe he remembered the story where Drex got his bag full of sex toys checked by TSA and wanted to 1up him.
I consider Drex to be a more successful (and not retarded) low tier god due to them talking about "them damn hoes (or in LTG's case, his viewers) taking the BBC".
 
Nick denied his sister was a transman, indirectly. So his dad probably came out as a trans woman.

Looks like it's gonna be another night of Nick bonding with the chat. Probably aren't a lot of normal people for him to hang out with in his small town. I imagine wherever he lives is like Children of the Corn with people worshipping corn and jerking off to Jesus n stuff.

Hopefully no bubakake or balldo talk tonight.
 
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Nothing to do but quantuple down with theories about what's going on in his life!

Whoever comes up with the most outrageous theory wins.
DSP's Khet is actually an adopted child of Nick's family, and that DSP came and started begging for money, where his father decided to pay off his "back taxes" which was spent on WWE champions. More of a horror story.
 
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