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Never mind the fact that he posted on Facebook who does the same shit, but since they’re not a foreign company, that’s completely OK!
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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Looks honestly like some joke you would use to troll someone with.
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My gran also had a wooden spoon above the kitchen door. It was a whoopin' stick. She never used it on us but the threat was implied.He updated his Twitter profile picture as well. More pursing of the lips but I'm a mobile fag so apologies if this goes wrong.
Why is there a wooden spoon on the door frame
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Waste. You are making waste, Jack. All you ever make is waste. Wasted energy, wasted time, and wasted resources.
Jack is a black hole of happiness and potential.
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oh god, he's making birria (or as he pronounces it, buh-reeuh)
since his attempt at consomme already looks like kidney stones in a bowl of piss and blood, this is going to be very ugly
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NGL, I also went to the Wonderbread/Hostess thrift stores to buy bread and snacks. They had some really great prices on bread and I think those fried pies were like .50 a piece? They all closed back in 2014 when Wonderbread and Hostess filed for bankruptcy, and are now sold mainly inside Big Lots.
This motherfucker is substituting gummy garlic for entire heads of shallots. This recipe is already cursed.
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Jack are you giving Junior the lowkey okay to fuck church boys?
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Oh my fucking god this is real. So after receiving Bitmoji's C&D letters, Jagoff decided that the best alternative was to plaster his soyface and puckered lips on the new shirts.
He appears to be reluctant to spell out "Cooking with Jack" and "Jack on the Go," leaving anyone who sees the retard wearing them in public to guess if it's "Jerking Off Ten Guys." Since it says JAKATAK69 below, anyone will automatically assume that the abbreviations have a sexual connotation.
I really hope Jagoff orders them and actually wears them out on Fat on the Go. That’ll be hilarious.
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"How can I make this stew keto?"
"Oh, I know, lets dip some fucking tacos in it."
"Oh, I know, lets dip some fucking tacos in it."
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In fairness, it is hard to guess what that slop is supposed to be.
My money's on: "Bucket of stagnant lake water"
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Yeah, that food didn't look appetizing to me. Then again, sometimes unappetizing food tastes good.
If you are eating at an ethnic restaurant and only see white people, you probably are at a shitty restaurant
When I go to a local Mexican restaurant, I am often the only person there who doesn't speak Spanish lol
Stagnant lake water has a lot of parasites but I'd still consume that over anything Jack cooked
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It's never the same but, like using marmalade, it's a perfectly cromulent way of doing it.
It's because he's a mushbrain and it's not about flavor or quality or making something that looks appealing. It's making food so he can eat something. That's it.
But I'm also assuming that he followed the recipe that he stole from somebody who claimed this was how Julia did it. Although she never did. She made Canard à l'orange, not chicken.
So what? If the Spiderverse is a thing and there's loads of different Peter Parkers and other people using the Spider-Man name or whatever then it stands to reason that one of them will eventually be gay. It's not that big a deal. I mean Marvel and DC have had gay characters before. Point is them being gay wasn't their superpower. It was just who they were. You know... like how Jagoff wishes he was as bold as this Spider-Man and could squeeze out of the closet and admit that he wants to suck dick. The soyface he makes in every single selfie just screams "faggot".
He's too much of a narcissist and he's lazy as fuck. If he can't have cartoon Jagoff made for nothing on his merch then he's just going to go full blown soyface Jagoff.
Yeah but that's because TikTok is Chinese so those evil communists have his ID. Not like Google which is 100% 'Murican.
Making your own damn bread is fucking easy. Follow the No-Knead method. Flour, water, salt and yeast. Mix it up, let it rise a long time and bake in a Dutch oven the next day. Costs you pennies per loaf and tastes better than anything you get at the store. Hell add things to it like sundried tomatoes, olives, cheese, jalapenos, onions. The combinations are endless.
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Gay Spiderman: Noooooo! These assholes are destroying the Spiderman franchise!
Spiderham, and actual pig with Spiderman powers: This is perfectly fine.
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Tiktok getting removed is 100% about getting too much market share and the domestic players taking their ball and going home. Of course Jack just dutifully deletes it like his news apps tell him to.
The other guy in the taqueria video seemed just as zonked as Jack. Sanpaku eyes and everything.
Stretching a dollar is so absolutely retarded. He did a better job at saving money with his lazy man recipes where he'd substitute expensive/canned ingredients.
He's got his return to form handed to him on a platter. Another lazy man series using the cheapest store brand long life goods he can find at walmart. Poor Burgers love cheese slops so it might even chart in trailer park demographics.
The other guy in the taqueria video seemed just as zonked as Jack. Sanpaku eyes and everything.
Stretching a dollar is so absolutely retarded. He did a better job at saving money with his lazy man recipes where he'd substitute expensive/canned ingredients.
He's got his return to form handed to him on a platter. Another lazy man series using the cheapest store brand long life goods he can find at walmart. Poor Burgers love cheese slops so it might even chart in trailer park demographics.
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The "Into the Spider-Verse" movie with all the different Spider... things and people was great. Personally I loved Spider-Man Noir who literally could only see in B&W and was voiced by Nic Cage.
But yeah, he's being a pussy by making such a big deal over this. The question is has he mentioned anything about Jonathan Kent, the son of Superman, being in a gay relationship? This was something that a lot of people were flipping their shit over when they saw the headline, "They're making Superman gay".
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Speaking of TikTok and stretching a dollar, I saw this the other night and it was 100x more competent than anything Jack attempts.
Could it be that he's deleting TikTok partially because it was too much 'effort'? His last video was on April 25th, with 277 views. It's tempting to comment on his 'stretching a dollar' video with links to tiktokers like her.
Could it be that he's deleting TikTok partially because it was too much 'effort'? His last video was on April 25th, with 277 views. It's tempting to comment on his 'stretching a dollar' video with links to tiktokers like her.
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He was shitting on them as he stole recipes from them and making some attempt to have a presence there. Jack being the ultimate hypocrite he is (among a long list of shitty behaviors) will never admit to using the app despite otherwise. His wife is tightening the clamp on the finances and hes trying to come up with the dumbest fucking ways to help despite not putting effort or getting a job. Hes like a kid who knows his mother is struggling and decides to help out. However the kid is doing it is out of a noble deed and cant really honestly help except for cute support and Jack is just grumbling and whining about how he is in the "bidness" and makes the shittiest attempts to look like hes being budget friendly while plunging them further into financial ruin. Look at what happened to his Whisk account and his recent merch mess up. Jack is the eternal retard who is trying to extinguish a grease fire with water while telling people this is how you do it as his wife takes on a 2nd job for insurance and a 2nd mortgage.
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Exactly. Facebook steals the shit out of your data but he still posts his salmonella consumption on there
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There are factory outlet bread stores around. There was one near my grandmother’s house. It’s long since closed, but looks to have been an Entemanns/Bimbo Bakery store. You could buy stuff quite cheap there. Pretty much anything in their product line from crackers, to snacks to bread. It’s along the lines of what @captkrisma said in his post. But a different brand. I assume this was overflow because there was a Bimbo warehouse near by. (BTW, I know that sounds and looks weird, but I swear it’s a real brand pronounced beem-bow).
I am quite enjoying the shirt saga. I really do hope he got spanked by Bitmoji. Between that and the WBGH copyright strike, he must be silently seething.
Btw, I just checked TikTok and jakatak3 is still an active account. So either he didn’t delete his account before deleting the app or he’s lying and pretending to be fake outraged for klout. Either way, what a ginormous crying pissbaby.
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I'm actually a little surprised it took this long for bitmoji to notice. He's been using a stupid bitmoji since his sauce at the hardware store days, where he had that bizarre Feed My Face slogan. It must be the new merch that did it.