Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[AnOminous]

He's making new shirts. The hats are gone. He somehow managed to make worse shirts without the bitmoji

https://cooking-with-jack-merch-store.creator-spring.com/

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Jack: performatively displays how completely homophobic he is.
Also Jack: puts a picture of himself about to suck a cock on his merch.

 

[Dave Meltzer]

I was cynical at first but now I think Jack may be onto something. I like this design style.

 

[Jack of the Lantern]

He's making new shirts. The hats are gone. He somehow managed to make worse shirts without the bitmoji

https://cooking-with-jack-merch-store.creator-spring.com/

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So good of Jack to bring out these new designs right before Pride month ends!

 

[Skurtman]

The best part about these shirts is that even the fake ones look kinda like something Jack would have made himself

 

[Aaway]

It looks like he may have finally gotten a cease and desist from Bitmoji. His shop isn't working for me, so I can't see if all that merch is still there.

the only merch currently available in his store are CWJ/JOTG flip-flops and the two t-shirts with his retarded, faggy face on them. looks like everything else was taken down

however, the old CWJ tee with his bitmoji is still available on amazon and other third party vendors

 

[Sonic T]

Lol, Bitmoji told fatty to fuck off.

 

[Dead Air]

Wonder if he finally got slapped with a cease and desist by Bitmoji? Seems likely.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

Question: why the fuck doesn't Jack just commission some artist to draw a logo? His face is fucking horrifying on those shirts and if Bitmoji really C&D'd him, then he might as well rebrand with art.

Art for business purposes is, in fact, tax deductable after all. We know he writes off his food and buys a shit ton of appliances he never uses, would getting a cheap comm really be just too expensive for him?

 

[Staffy]

I was cynical at first but now I think Jack may be onto something. I like this design style.
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Funnily, I would wear this one since it's hilarious and ridiculous enough in a good way, great for a conversation starter too.

 

[EvilDroid64]

the only merch currently available in his store are CWJ/JOTG flip-flops and the two t-shirts with his retarded, faggy face on them. looks like everything else was taken down

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however, the old CWJ tee with his bitmoji is still available on amazon and other third party vendors

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Damn, I was just getting ready to order my Tammy and HOPE shirts.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Question: why the fuck doesn't Jack just commission some artist to draw a logo? His face is fucking horrifying on those shirts and if Bitmoji really C&D'd him, then he might as well rebrand with art.

Art for business purposes is, in fact, tax deductable after all. We know he writes off his food and buys a shit ton of appliances he never uses, would getting a cheap comm really be just too expensive for him?

I guarantee you that he'd spout some nonsense about art not being a job and how he shouldn't have to pay for it. That line of thinking is 400% up his alley.

 

[Delilah Radio Show]

THE NEW SHIRTS FOR 2022 FOR THE COOKIE MAG JACK SHOW

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

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THE NEW SHIRTS FOR 2022 FOR THE COOKIE MAG JACK SHOW

Lol you don't think he used text to speech to fill out the description do you

 

[Staffy]

Cookie and Mag, the unsung characters of the Scalfaniverse

 

[captkrisma]

You can still get the Tammy shirt...but it's design changed a bit. There are two versions:

 

[salmonellajack]

Tammy: "We are screwed financially. You need to bring in more money Jack or we'll have to sell the house"

Jack: Ignores job vacancies. Signs up for Quora and puts his face on shirts.

 

[captkrisma]

Tammy: "We are screwed financially. You need to bring in more money Jack or we'll have to sell the house"

Jack: Ignores job vacancies. Signs up for Quora and puts his face on shirts.

This is legit how Jack advertises his channel. He thinks walking around with a shirt that just says Cum Wiping Jersey will get people to ask him about it.

 

[Aaway]

Tammy: "We are screwed financially. You need to bring in more money Jack or we'll have to sell the house"

Jack: Ignores job vacancies. Signs up for Quora and puts his face on shirts.

no one would even consider hiring a stroked out retard who only has one functioning arm and can barely walk a few steps. not to mention his 20+ year employment gap. jack's only shot at employment would be as one of those receipt checkers at walmart since they're known to hire literal retards and he'd be able to sit on his scooty puff all day

but this is jack we're talking about who truly believes he's in the "food industry," so he'll just keep on LARPing as a youtuber

 

[Boom Boss]

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Nobody fucking cares that you did what Fox News probably told you to do. Quit cheating death and go towards the light already.

The FCC...but Jack, that's...

THE GOVERNMENT!

Reinstall TikTok right now!

I don’t like tik tok either but this whole boomer shit of “tik tok is evil” is for downies. You don’t like it grandpa? Tough shit. For people who love what American stands for, people like Jack sure do love banning media/sites and shitting on the first amendment

People forget that everything else tracks your data, not just TikTok.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

People forget that everything else tracks your data, not just TikTok.

I think Jack is more upset that tik tok is Chinese owned and is popular with the youth.