Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • April-May 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 18 1.3%
  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.4%
  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.7%
  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.5%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 198 14.2%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 794 56.9%

  • Total voters
    1,395
I was cynical at first but now I think Jack may be onto something. I like this design style.
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It looks like he may have finally gotten a cease and desist from Bitmoji. His shop isn't working for me, so I can't see if all that merch is still there.
the only merch currently available in his store are CWJ/JOTG flip-flops and the two t-shirts with his retarded, faggy face on them. looks like everything else was taken down

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however, the old CWJ tee with his bitmoji is still available on amazon and other third party vendors

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Question: why the fuck doesn't Jack just commission some artist to draw a logo? His face is fucking horrifying on those shirts and if Bitmoji really C&D'd him, then he might as well rebrand with art.

Art for business purposes is, in fact, tax deductable after all. We know he writes off his food and buys a shit ton of appliances he never uses, would getting a cheap comm really be just too expensive for him?
 
Question: why the fuck doesn't Jack just commission some artist to draw a logo? His face is fucking horrifying on those shirts and if Bitmoji really C&D'd him, then he might as well rebrand with art.

Art for business purposes is, in fact, tax deductable after all. We know he writes off his food and buys a shit ton of appliances he never uses, would getting a cheap comm really be just too expensive for him?
I guarantee you that he'd spout some nonsense about art not being a job and how he shouldn't have to pay for it. That line of thinking is 400% up his alley.
 
Tammy: "We are screwed financially. You need to bring in more money Jack or we'll have to sell the house"

Jack: Ignores job vacancies. Signs up for Quora and puts his face on shirts.
This is legit how Jack advertises his channel. He thinks walking around with a shirt that just says Cum Wiping Jersey will get people to ask him about it.
 
Tammy: "We are screwed financially. You need to bring in more money Jack or we'll have to sell the house"

Jack: Ignores job vacancies. Signs up for Quora and puts his face on shirts.
no one would even consider hiring a stroked out retard who only has one functioning arm and can barely walk a few steps. not to mention his 20+ year employment gap. jack's only shot at employment would be as one of those receipt checkers at walmart since they're known to hire literal retards and he'd be able to sit on his scooty puff all day

but this is jack we're talking about who truly believes he's in the "food industry," so he'll just keep on LARPing as a youtuber
 
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Nobody fucking cares that you did what Fox News probably told you to do. Quit cheating death and go towards the light already.
The FCC...but Jack, that's...

THE GOVERNMENT!

Reinstall TikTok right now!
I don’t like tik tok either but this whole boomer shit of “tik tok is evil” is for downies. You don’t like it grandpa? Tough shit. For people who love what American stands for, people like Jack sure do love banning media/sites and shitting on the first amendment
People forget that everything else tracks your data, not just TikTok.
 
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