Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain) - One Gaming Lolcow Thread

[The Penultimate Warrior]

No, when did they do that?

Back when you could buy magazines or the early days of the internet. Yes there were many that were barely disguised adverts which played the game for 30 minutes then gave it 80%, but there were also some great ones, and none of them spent the article talking about their political or social views.

 

[White Devil]

Back when you could buy magazines or the early days of the internet. Yes there were many that were barely disguised adverts which played the game for 30 minutes then gave it 80%, but there were also some great ones, and none of them spent the article talking about their political or social views.

Remember when review rags taking vacations and free shit from developers were actual scandals?

 

[3holeDonkeyPunch]

Remember when review rags taking vacations and free shit from developers were actual scandals?

All hail the Doritos Pope

 

[Lightly Buttered Crumpet]

No, when did they do that?

https://archive.org/details/zzap64-magazine

I still have a collected of Zzap64 and Crash god, I feel so fucking old

 

[Moja Zemlja]

Jim Sterling is so dead to his passions that a new Warriors game (Fire Emblem: Three Hopes) is announced and released without a peep from him. If it's not actually gay wrestling, leftist politi-sperging, or having consequence-free sex, Jim is not interested. This is the state of modern Jim Sterling.

Also, it might finally be sinking in that Jim Sterling's channel is slowly dying and collapsing. He actually said "Thank God For Me" for the first time in years and desperately wants people to listen to him again. I'm still not expecting any under-800K subtacular, but it's not quite as "out of the question" as I previously thought it would.

He's likely been too busy to actually play it yet, on the weekend he was down in London doing some dumb talk at Splash Damage and today he was at a troon protest in London so I imagine he never left. Plenty of pictures of him with fans though and yep he looks terrible in all of them.

Spoiler

The combo of a gaudy jacket that looks like it's been shrank in the wash, baggy plain black t-shirt and skirt doesn't look good and he seems to do this dumb pog face now as well as his AGP smirk and it tends to look as soulless as the smirk.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

Remember when he talked about video games?

He's likely been too busy to actually play it yet, on the weekend he was down in London doing some dumb talk at Splash Damage and today he was at a troon protest in London so I imagine he never left. Plenty of pictures of him with fans though and yep he looks terrible in all of them.

Spoiler

The combo of a gaudy jacket that looks like it's been shrank in the wash, baggy plain black t-shirt and skirt doesn't look good and he seems to do this dumb pog face now as well as his AGP smirk and it tends to look as soulless as the smirk.

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I remember when pictures with Jim and fans didn't look so awkward. What happened?

Edit: had a stroke it seems

 

[Cap-tan]

He's literally wearing clown shoes.

 

[LordBaron]

To be fair, if they were still doing "video game industry bad" in current year, that wouldn't be all that interesting either.

But even "video game industry bad" still involves video games.

But this? To quote Sterling:

Oh, you didn’t think we’d get to the anti-abortion shit on this videogame series?

 

[Gloria From Pokemon Sword]

Oh, you didn’t think we’d get to the anti-abortion shit on this videogame series?

I forgot where I read this, but someone observed that those who are anti-abortion tend to be much nicer and less prone to angry outbursts, while those who are pro-abortion tend to be easily agitated and very aggressive. Jim is really good at proving negative stereotypes to be well-founded.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Remember when he talked about video games?

Are we approaching the JQ era of kids who only know Boruto and don't realise there was an entire 400-episode show about his dad?

"What, that fat tranny who screams about capitalism every week used to review video games?? No way."

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

Are we approaching the JQ era of kids who only know Boruto and don't realise there was an entire 400-episode show about his dad?

I’m still surprised that Ultimate Muscle show I used to watch when I was small was a sequel to anything.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I’m still surprised that Ultimate Muscle show I used to watch when I was small was a sequel to anything.

I read 39 volumes of Tough and didn't realise til the final arc it was a sequel.

Also, to stay on-topic: Jim is fat and gross and I would not have sex with him.

 

[Neko GF]

Jim gives full confirmation that it's ok for people to deadname him:

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>"Oops! Looks like they couldn’t handle less than an hour of what a trans person gets all day every day"

It's amazing how Jim manages to constantly sound like such a whinny faggot.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Jim gives full confirmation that it's ok for people to deadname him:
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>"Oops! Looks like they couldn’t handle less than an hour of what a trans person gets all day every day"

It's amazing how Jim manages to constantly sound like such a whinny faggot.

He needs the dead name. It's part of the brand he's built around himself for the last decade.

 

[Aaron Costello]

Jim gives full confirmation that it's ok for people to deadname him:
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>"Oops! Looks like they couldn’t handle less than an hour of what a trans person gets all day every day"

It's amazing how Jim manages to constantly sound like such a whinny faggot.

Trans people outside the binary
What does this even mean?? Trans, but also non-binary?

 

[Moja Zemlja]

Trans people outside the binary
What does this even mean?? Trans, but also non-binary?

It means he can troon out to get ass pats but doesn't actually have to put any real effort into being a woman.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Jim gives full confirmation that it's ok for people to deadname him:
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>"Oops! Looks like they couldn’t handle less than an hour of what a trans person gets all day every day"

It's amazing how Jim manages to constantly sound like such a whinny faggot.

I like how the final tweet explicitly acknowledges he was signalling his fans to dogpile the guy until he protected his tweets.

Well, turn-about is fair play Jim, so I don't ever wanna hear you complain about harassment over all the dumb shit you say, ever again.

 

[Hyro]

Nice clown shoes Jim, very fitting for your new identity, can't imagine why you're getting funny looks from people outside.

 

[Kevin Grumbles]

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Nice clown shoes Jim, very fitting for your new identity, can't imagine why you're getting funny looks from people outside.

They look like poorly laced trash bags on Frankenstein costume soles. Remember when the gays used to be known for their fashion sense? Just another thing lost as they've added more letters to the alphabet community.

 

[Homer Simpson]

Jim gives full confirmation that it's ok for people to deadname him:
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>"Oops! Looks like they couldn’t handle less than an hour of what a trans person gets all day every day"

It's amazing how Jim manages to constantly sound like such a whinny faggot.

"You thought calling me Jim was a gotcha, BUT, my name is James Stephanie. JAMES. YOU CALLED ME JIM! YOU PLAYED INTO MY HAND!"

Yeah, makes us look really silly for calling you by your name Jim. Maybe we should start wearing make up and dressing like women since that's silly.