DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
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Why does he talk like this? Actually, never mind, you know why
 
If anybody thought that Keem’s podcast idea would have worked, I believe you’re way too invested into DSP to understand how niche of a content creator he is.

Every time he gets posted on Reddit or a mention of Phil breaks out of the ‘Tism Voetex, the first comment is always: “This guy is still on the internet? Who the fuck is still watching and giving this guy money?”

Same with Boogie and Wings. Dead raccoons have more personality and camera gravitas than all these three morbidly obese losers combined and normies are nowhere near as obsessed or interested as we are into these cult-like Internet personalities.

Try to explain DSP/ Wings/ Boogie to your friends, girlfriends, fiancées, wives, or anybody close to you, they won’t understand why the fuck you’re wasting your time writing/ reading/ watching these fat fucks. And some people are expecting that same demographic to tune in into a 3-hour long podcast about guys who have nothing relevant to say, require deep lore knowledge to understand when they’d ridicule themselves, and care about guys who got cancelled/ haven’t been relevant in close to a decade?

Yeah, sorry, way too fucking optimistic for me even if the goal was to suck off the teats of the people who hatewatch these niggas (and to clarify, would it be entertaining? Probably. But as a business endeavor? Complete waste of money especially if it’d cost you $150,000 to get this idiocy started).
 
Everyone keeps saying this is a bad idea by Keem.

I highly disagree. Between wings, dsp, and boogie they have enough fans, trolls, and detractors that would equate views which means $$$$

Combine the views from all of their (DSP, Boogie, and Wings) true fans along with Keems fans AND with all of their detractors and trolls and you're talking 100k-1 million views per video. Maybe millions.
I highly disagree with those numbers but yeah.
you can show him something that never existed and he would go "WOW I REMEMBER PLAYING THAT DOOD"
That is a certified DSP moment right there.
He only seems to be approving comments which give him support and root for him. I called him a whale loser and can't find it anywhere.
Like father like dent I guess. I didn't even insult him, however. This guy literally approves comments that kiss his ass big time. And half of them ate obvious sarcasm.
 
Calling it now - this will be his next major scam.

Step 1: Announce a visit to a convention
Step 2: Start a fundraiser to finance piggy's visit
Step 3: Pocket the money
Step 4: Say you won't attend anymore because of da trollz
Step 5: ????
Step 6: IT'S WWE CHAMPIONS TIME!!! I LOVE IT! IIIIII LOVE IT!
 
Calling it now - this will be his next major scam.

Step 1: Announce a visit to a convention
Step 2: Start a fundraiser to finance piggy's visit
Step 3: Pocket the money
Step 4: Say you won't attend anymore because of da trollz
Step 5: ????
Step 6: IT'S WWE CHAMPIONS TIME!!! I LOVE IT! IIIIII LOVE IT!

You forgot the step where the dents can pay to vote on what hat he'll wear there.
 
Whats fucking interesting about another fucking poll? Seriously this faggots obsession with polls and then proceeding to not do the thing that won the poll while blaming trolls is fucking getting a bit stale now.
My speculation with polls is that he likes doing it because he enjoys seeing the large number of people voting on them. Polls have the tendency to get more engagement than your average tweet due to people being engaged to interact with it even if they only wanted to see the current votes.

This weird inflated number of trolls, genuine followers, and randoms who the poll simply appeared for makes him happy and helps him cope with the fact that he truly is by himself. So IMO, the poll fetish is just to see that theres still people who care.

Nobody backed him up against Keem, they never do. The few people who'd actually defend DSP are degenerates (and he knows it) or dentheads. He genuinely has no support when it comes to online conflict, unlike most other influencers who get in similar situations and have their fanbases go to bat with them.

He shuts down his replies like the pathetic hermit he is, and by doing that he blocks out the few fans he has willing to engage with him.

He wants to go to conventions, yet he has 0 networking skills, and refuses every opportunity to develop them. Nobody even throws in a good word for him, not a shout out, not a Twitter @, nothing.

DSP is known as a joke, and being at a convention he will be there in the capacity of a joke, not a creator. He doesn't know that, but he definitely should.
 
Calling it now - this will be his next major scam.

Step 1: Announce a visit to a convention
Step 2: Start a fundraiser to finance piggy's visit
Step 3: Pocket the money
Step 4: Say you won't attend anymore because of da trollz
Step 5: ????
Step 6: IT'S WWE CHAMPIONS TIME!!! I LOVE IT! IIIIII LOVE IT!
He had to lie about things to protect his family. Right?
 
Best thing about this tweet is that he posted it 5:13am his time, I know dsp is a machine when it comes to hard work and getting up early but I'm doubting he was up and working at 5am.
Up all night having a mid Ginlife crisis thinking yeaah ofc I'm still popular , a lotta peepul would come and worship me at a convention. Lets get that poll tweeted.
 
He can't even do basic polls right (or rather is too much of a narcissist to get one right)
These options translate basically to:
1. Yes, you are popular enough
2. Yes, you are popular enough
3. Yes, you are popular enough, but its the trolls fault

If by some chance/miracle, DSP would go to a convention (even without a panel) I doubt that more than 3-5 legit fans would go to see him.
 
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