Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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You can't do crop rotation with grapes and nuts, can you?
Pretty sure ya cannot.
No you cannot. Grapes grow on a vine, which needs it's own infrastructure to grow right, and the plant needs a year or two to establish itself before it will grow worthwhile fruit. Almonds and pistachios grow on trees which need multiple years to to come to maturity.
 
Sacrifice. A concept Bob cannot fathom because his entire existence centers around gluttony and hedonism.
And misery and wrath. Hilariously, describing Bob's life using these words makes it sound like a fun Greek Theatre play instead of a dull tragedy of a pathetic man with visceral delusions of grandeur lol!
I appreciate it whenever people put aside the time to correct Blob whenever he tries to claim the bread basket doesn't actually exist, but let's not forget why he's been doing this same song and dance for years.
This is always his way of responding to people who tell him "Now Bob, calm down, you can't actually murder every single conservative and still be able to stuff your fat fucking mouth", and this is always his way of saying "No, actually, we can! We'll just rely on the deep blue states to feed our fat asses!"
He literally believes states are like planets in Star Wars, where you have one that's just all ice, or all forest, he can't even comprehend the world of difference between the more conservative California in the north and urban southern California.
Like he's forgotten this is the same state that passed Prop 8 and elected Republican Arnold Schwarzenegger (speaking of Predator) as Governor. This is compounded by his lack of empathy in understanding even people in blue states won't want to sustain the obesity diets of people who support disenfranchising their Republican friends and family, because Bob would rather just shut people like that out of his life than consider the possibility they're not actually stupid or evil, they just arrived at a different take on issues.

We are talking about MovieBob, Nuance was never a thing on his thinking. He's a loud idiot, and he is proud of his own ignorance and poor thinking skills. Bob either starts his delusional genocidal ramblings by either cherrypicking or simply basing himself on false statistics, if he even bothered to look something up before indulging on his horrifying fantasies. Besides, his theories are so fucking stupid that he fails to realize they only make any sense for himself and his Short Bus Crew of fellow narcissistic assholes (Now with less rapists after Bimbo went AWOL!). Let's suppose, for a minute, that the U.S. could subsist without the red states. Fine, but how does that justify genociding millions of people over political differences? Isn't it easier to simply federalize education, standardize electoral districts to avoid gerrymandering, or go for any other solution that isn't murdering entire states worth of people?!

Bob doesn't get that the average man isn't a hateful asshole like he is, and the same goes for the average asshole. He is neck deep on rage, hatred, narcissism and refuses to believe that people can be reformed. A QTard can become a normal person once you get them away from their influences, same goes for a radical on the other side. Bob doesn't accept this, because he sees himself as a stellar thinker, meaning anyone that disagrees with him is simply wrong. He justifies this with the miseries he suffered, ignoring the fact that he is the one who inflicted them on himself, these bridges didn't burn themselves over nothing!

Powerleveling a bit, I too have my moments of anger, dissatisfaction, moments where I get caught on a web of being pissed off at something and venting mentally at it. You know what I do in these moments? I take a moment to breathe, I distract myself a little by doing something menial or by having a treat, and after calming down I look at what made me angry to begin with, with other eyes. I learned this many years ago, after a stressful situation (a job I thought I hated), and instead of quitting I asked to be moved to another team after calming myself down, and it worked. Bob is angry all the time precisely because he refuses to look back at his mistakes, as he sees his rage as being righteous considering he directs it at "acceptable targets", which is why he targets not only the truly hateful bigots but simply anyone who disagrees with him, the Great Philosopher of Lynn!

I would love, and I mean love, to see Bob trying to debate any actual thinkers. People whose competence he can't deny. Plenty of left wing academics would denounce his genocidal aspirations, even more radical ones wouldn't be on board with him. Guy would look like he is even more of a loudmouthed idiot, in public. In fact, all you need to refute Bob is to think about his ideas being put in practice: Even if you don't form death squads to kill off all of the "obsolete", how do you deal with the people from these states taking up arms once it becomes clear that the Government is blatantly trying to destroy them? You can't hide any of this shit, and Bob would loudly proclaim his intentions to do so, meaning you can't implement his Final Solution without inevitably leading to Civil War at the very least. Fuck that ,you don't even need to realize this, all you need to do to refute Bob is state the obvious by noticing how he is closer to Hitler with his rhetoric than to any humanitarians or futurists!
 
well technically, us Christspergs aren't supposed to worship the cross itself. A crucifix isn't a bare cross, though, it's the one that has Jesus portrayed hanging on it. A lot of people get that confused. So no, they're not worshiping the cross, they're worshiping Jesus (which is legit) ON the cross.

and even then, in the west it's mainly Catholics and Lutherans who do that - most Protestants view crucifixes as a violation of the second commandment

Well worship is the wrong word I suppose. Like it is an icon of one of the key tenants of Christianity. Which is why I asked a pastor friend of mine why even they use it as such a large important part of their religion
 
It's endlessly fascinating how Bob still doesn't understand the difference between stupidity and ignorance.
Well, Bob embodies both, so he probably doesn't think there's a difference.
I actually thought he was talking about the Bynars, the species of perpetually online turbo-autists that literally cannot function without the internet. That seems like a much more accurate vision of blobs preferred leadership caste.
He'd probably also thinks the Bynars will give him a beautiful holographic wife.
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I love when Bob gets absolutely mogged by people who actually know shit and are practical, and don't just wanna do shit because it's "cool".
The USAF actually did studies on and made a working nuclear-powered jet engine back in the 1950's. They abandoned it when they realized running the thing would mean dropping radioactive fallout onto any place it was flying over.
It actually is a "good" description of TOS, but Bob's only knowledge of Star Trek is the pop culture knowledge of TOS- Kirk fucks aliens, tells them about the Declaration of Independence and the Bill of Rights, and Spock is a flat line. I put "good" in quotes because it's really just American exceptionalism, the idealism of the institutions of America in conflict with the Soviet Union writ large combined with 50s-70s space faring idealism. Idealism, idealism, idealism. Of course, the kind of person who hates America and assumes cynicism at every point while defending places like Iran and North Korea solely because they oppose America does not take this view.

Everything after TOS was very much subdued and of it's time, the more reserved and rational view of space and America after the disaster of Vietnam, the scaling back of NASA's budget and human exploration, and the more diplomatic approach to foreign relations through detente under Carter and Bush. Picard had many adventures through conflict between different parties resolved where the solution was "accept the differences", or in the case of Symbiosis, using the policy of non-interference to the advantage of the aggrieved party without compromising their duties to the other.
That may partially be it, but I actually think the difference between TOS and TNG is more due to the fact that the writers understood that Kirk and Picard are different characters with very different life experiences, and so they were written to have different approaches to a situation. If TNG was written today, you can bet that the hack writers would try to make it exactly like TOS - hell, we know that's what they'd do since the Picard series is an action-adventure show exactly like Discovery and the J.J. Abrams films, rather than a more intellectual or philosophical drama that would fit with Picard's character.
I don't think he believes this actually. I think he believes that being smart is a moral stance.
Which makes Bob stupid, ignorant, and immoral.
 
Wasn't there a fan theory that how the Predator usually arms itself depending on the target's skill/weapon level? 'Cause I remember in a few comics and even that fan movie, you had the predator go against people who were armed with just swords, spears, or bows, while it would just be armed with wrist blades or its spear.
Be that as it may, that speaks to how much stronger the Predator race is: they have to disarm themselves of their best weapons to make it remotely fair. Unless Miss "I'm a Hunter, Too"! over there can acquire something with enough a punch to fell an alien that can lift a full grown bear over its head, I'm not going to buy her winning a fight. And don't even try to say that someone as scrawny as her is going to build traps like Dutch did.
Sacrifice. A concept Bob cannot fathom because his entire existence centers around gluttony and hedonism.
He doesn't believe in sacrifice because he sees himself as living in a time where the superior people are worthy of getting what they want. He prattles on and on about how much he has earned just because he is himself and he has annointed his worldview as not only correct but the only one capable of progress. There is no more entitled individual that believes they are 100% in the right and can do as they wish at the expense of others. That is MovieBob in a nutshell.
 
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Do you see it, kids? Yeah, the STATE of California may go liberal, but that doesn't mean the COUNTIES WITHIN it have done so.

And I spent a bit of time out there. If you think those red counties are going to start shipping food to LA and San Francisco in "solidarity" once the war breaks out...
I'll wager that L.A. and San Fran Counties would be uninhabitable wastelands (even moreso than they are now) within ten years, tops.

Also just block the Colorado River at the Nevada border and California will be fucked.
Or let natural evaporation take its course...



This reminded me of an old joke.

How is California like a bowl of cereal?

Answer: It's full of Fruits, Nuts, & Flakes.
HEY! I RESEMBLE THAT REMARK!
 
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Biden will do nothing to placate the baby killers, except to shit his diapers and reeeee with them.
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Rest assured Bobby, Biden is doing exactly what you wish, by for example nominating "The Honorable Katanus Brown Jackson"
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Tell me again why do we need an excess unwanted Bob Chipman.

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Elise should thank Bobby for taking note of a non-human like her. And yes, being a conservative Christian is career suicide in the jew-run Gomorrah.

Rowling.
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The Dems are bad but Bobby resolves to stand by them because they'll rip the Trump Trash apart.
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Bobby knows the cycles of politics.
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Both LGBT grooming and Critical Race Theory is CIA-planted hysteria.
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Glenn Greenwald just interviewed Chrisopher Rufo.
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I have no idea what Bobby and his followers wrote. So let me just outline the plot: estranged, warring exes attend the wedding of their daughter. You can guess the rest. This is one of plots that are so ingrained in popular culture that people won't mind seeing the film even they knew how it ends, if the leads are charismatic and the details engaging. "Superhero saves the world" is another such perennial plots; the trouble is that we are seeing far far FAR too many such films in such a short time and people are just sick.

Whor is a "hard rock movie", with rainbows.
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Taco Bell answers the demand for "fairly small amounts of food".
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Your choice of triglyceride is now a political issue.
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Bobby's crony posts a pornish spoof of Leighton's The Accolade to prove a point.
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Most Impressionists have either died or were too old to fight by the time WWI started (Renoir was 73 in 1914, Monet 74, Degas 80). For painters in their prime around that time in France, you'd be talking about Matisse, Derain and Léger, and émigrés like Picasso and Chagall.
 
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Even if you don't form death squads to kill off all of the "obsolete", how do you deal with the people from these states taking up arms once it becomes clear that the Government is blatantly trying to destroy them? You can't hide any of this shit, and Bob would loudly proclaim his intentions to do so, meaning you can't implement his Final Solution without inevitably leading to Civil War at the very least. Fuck that ,you don't even need to realize this, all you need to do to refute Bob is state the obvious by noticing how he is closer to Hitler with his rhetoric than to any humanitarians or futurists!
But But, you see, Bob only wants to get rid of people who want to gas the speds/troons/darkies/gheys in minecraft! He wants to get rid of (or at least majorly inconvenience) All Nazis! Therefore it is right and good! [/sarcasm]
 
Myth: The GOP wants to take away women's rights (despite the fact that abortion in neither explicitly mentioned nor suggested anywhere within the 14th Amendment, let alone the rest of the U.S. Constitution).

Fact: Moviebob wants strip every self-respecting, Hillary-hating American of their rights as punishment for stealing the fyuuchaa that Bob had EARNED in 20-fucking-16.



Biden will do nothing to placate the baby killers, except to shit his diapers and reeeee with them.
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I dunno, Bob. That sounds a lot like--what's that buzzword trending with idiot Leftists?--an insurrection.



Rest assured Bobby, Biden is doing exactly what you wish, by for example nominating "The Honorable Katanus Brown Jackson"
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Replace [REDACTED] with TOS-violating words and phrases, and you have Moviebob's most honest opinion.



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Tell me again why do we need an excess unwanted Bob Chipman.
Because Moviebob is a successful result of eugenics. Everyone knows that!



I just want to remind everyone that Moviebob is unparalleled in improving society. In fact, Moviebob's contributions in moving mankind forward are literally equal to none.



RMIR.



The Dems are bad but Bobby resolves to stand by them because they'll rip the Trump Trash apart.
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Moviebob moving the goalposts, example something-hundred something-ty-something. Since the Democrats are not comporting to Moviebob's world view, Bob sees the Democrats as having outlived their uselessness.



Taco Bell answers the demand for "fairly small amounts of food".
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Taco Bell's super-sized Cheez-It wrap or Moviebob's Mountain Dew ick-en?

The Cheez-It wins every time. (And, yes, I like Cheez-Its. Don't judge me.)
 
Sacrifice. A concept Bob cannot fathom because his entire existence centers around gluttony and hedonism.
And because he sees any inconvenience as an attack against him.

Let's say Bob was shown an alternate world where he was never born and it turns out to be the superior future he always dreamed of. The right targets are being punished, the elites are flying around in space ships, and robots are doing all the work. And this world could also be like that. The only problem is, Bob needs to end his life in order for everyone to reach their potential.

I'm pretty sure the only way he could be convinced to go through with it is if you convinced him that you'd make sure his sacrifice was taught in schools and he'd be a posthumous celebrity. Anything else he'd see as worse than death, no matter how everyone else benefits.
 
Whor is a "hard rock movie", with rainbows.
Oh look, another MCU product that is consumable to Blob.

Is it me, or are Bob’s MCU “reviews” becoming stale? I know he’s mainly into big colorful splashes with action and quipping pop culture references but whenever I see a reaction to him, it’s like copy and paste.
 
Rest assured Bobby, Biden is doing exactly what you wish, by for example nominating "The Honorable Katanus Brown Jackson"
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I know Bob has never had coworkers so can't emphasize but I would imagine Stephen Breyer doesn't want to murder people he's worked with for years and years and in a couple cases decades just because he disagrees with them on a recent ruling among hundreds he's lost since joining the Court.

That's assuming that the 83 year old Breyer is totally cool with plunging the Republic he's served into violent chaos like Bob is.
 
Is it me, or are Bob’s MCU “reviews” becoming stale?
You mean like the source material?

(Haha only serious: Bob's not good enough a writer to make a review of a bland product interesting, he has to piggyback on the product itself. And the MCU's golden age is loooong gone.)
 
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Hmmm… you know. This kind of tweet. Pretty sure this could easily be report maxed and you could tell Twitter “Uh, Bob here is talking about poor black people. It offends me.” And catch him a temp ban so he would need to go outside for an hour or two.

Kinda surprised it hasn’t happened yet.
Why is he even holding back? There are tweets out in the wild that explicitly calling to assassinate one of the Conservative justices and no repercussion has befallen them. Him saying that at least half of the country should be disposed of Killing Fields style probably wouldn't bring any punishment from Twitter HQ. Is he worried about damaging his brand or is he just a coward? It's not like he doesn't have followers that basically shout that out for him, he might as well be entirely honest for once in admitting that he wants to go full General Plan Ost on Red States.
 
The Cross to some is a sign of Christ’s victory over Death. Rather it being a sign of treason and torment before oblivion it became a symbol for Christ’s love of mankind and sacrifice.
Yeah I've always understood it to be a constant reminder of the suffering he went through and the sacrifice made. It's not hard to understand, though arguably the crosses that omit Christ himself obscure the meaning a bit more.

A selfish prick like MovieBob can't understand concepts like sacrifice, selflessness, basically anything out of satisfying his own personal appetites. In his view the world exists to revolve around his desires.
 
You mean like the source material?

(Haha only serious: Bob's not good enough a writer to make a review of a bland product interesting, he has to piggyback on the product itself. And the MCU's golden age is loooong gone.)
I genuinely enjoy most MCU films for what they are which is fun entertainment, but I don't think the MCU ever had a Golden Age.

To compare to other franchises with many entries the Connery Era of Bond was a Golden Age his original 5 films are fantastic, but once he left Lazenby while in a great film was wooden and the 2 times Connery returned the films were mediocre, and every Bond since Moore has a Roller Coaster ride of quality. I mean while I enjoy both The Spy Who Loved Me and Octopussy they are vastly differently in quality same for Goldeneye vs Die Another Day. So, you have this one period of unquestionable quality vs the rest which is why Connery's original run is a golden age for me. Same for Star Wars and the Original Trilogy it's Star Wars Golden Age everything since has been Mediocre to flat out bad.

The MCU had Iron Man in 2008 and it also had The Incredible Hulk good but mediocre. Follow up is Iron Man 2 in reality Phase 1 had only 3 great films Iron Man, 1st Avenger, & Avengers. Phase 2 had less it had one good year 2014 with Guardians of the Galaxy and Captain America Winter Soldier. I enjoy the MCU but they're not great movies and it never had a run where I would call a "Golden Age" it's kind like the Star Trek films Trek is probably the Franchise closet to my heart but there was never a Golden Age for their films it was always Great, Mediocre, Great, Mediocre with some bad ones peppered in.
 
And because he sees any inconvenience as an attack against him.

Let's say Bob was shown an alternate world where he was never born and it turns out to be the superior future he always dreamed of. The right targets are being punished, the elites are flying around in space ships, and robots are doing all the work. And this world could also be like that. The only problem is, Bob needs to end his life in order for everyone to reach their potential.

I'm pretty sure the only way he could be convinced to go through with it is if you convinced him that you'd make sure his sacrifice was taught in schools and he'd be a posthumous celebrity. Anything else he'd see as worse than death, no matter how everyone else benefits.
I personally wouldn't even give him that much credit. Bob's entire belief system is based around how petrified he is of dying. On top of that, he's demonstrably proven how vain and selfish he is over and over. If he doesn't get to live his superior future, then the world just doesn't deserve it.
 
I genuinely enjoy most MCU films for what they are which is fun entertainment, but I don't think the MCU ever had a Golden Age.

To compare to other franchises with many entries the Connery Era of Bond was a Golden Age his original 5 films are fantastic, but once he left Lazenby while in a great film was wooden and the 2 times Connery returned the films were mediocre, and every Bond since Moore has a Roller Coaster ride of quality. I mean while I enjoy both The Spy Who Loved Me and Octopussy they are vastly differently in quality same for Goldeneye vs Die Another Day. So, you have this one period of unquestionable quality vs the rest which is why Connery's original run is a golden age for me. Same for Star Wars and the Original Trilogy it's Star Wars Golden Age everything since has been Mediocre to flat out bad.

The MCU had Iron Man in 2008 and it also had The Incredible Hulk good but mediocre. Follow up is Iron Man 2 in reality Phase 1 had only 3 great films Iron Man, 1st Avenger, & Avengers. Phase 2 had less it had one good year 2014 with Guardians of the Galaxy and Captain America Winter Soldier. I enjoy the MCU but they're not great movies and it never had a run where I would call a "Golden Age" it's kind like the Star Trek films Trek is probably the Franchise closet to my heart but there was never a Golden Age for their films it was always Great, Mediocre, Great, Mediocre with some bad ones peppered in.
Somewhat of a generic opinion but IMO Phase 1 was the peak and everything afterwards was just coasting on the popularity/hype that Avengers 1 had at release. It had the neatest narrative tying everything together even if I'd disagree with some decisions. Phase 2's mostly bland to bad but where I might differ from common opinions is Age of Ultron onward was when things got absolutely bad. Sure, general audiences like Phase 3 and Infinity War was unironically good but if you read behind the scenes interviews, it's the point where they bought into their own hype especially with how often they started radically altering characters even on the level of Spider-Man to take very little from their source material. Sure, they still had the movie-only audience hooked but it's very off putting if you're into the comics, games, cartoons, or whatever else which is extra ironic if the MCU is what brought you in the first place.

Phase 4's fascinating since we're past the breaking point where both poorly thought out adaptation ideas from the mid 2000s and their own ego are taking their toll. It's becoming increasingly harder to deny that barely anything in the MCU resembles "Marvel-Marvel" in any sense which is a problem regardless of whatever medium you like. Hell, I've seen a bunch of cases of MCU fans getting fed up since it's slowly donning on them whenever they see things like Kamala Khan as a genie or Namor not being Atlantean at all but Mexican.

I could ramble about their negative impact on multiple mediums but not really worth doing, it's been said a million times.
 
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Why is [Moviebob] even holding back? There are tweets out in the wild that explicitly calling to assassinate one of the Conservative justices and no repercussion has befallen them. Him saying that at least half of the country should be disposed of Killing Fields style probably wouldn't bring any punishment from Twitter HQ. Is he worried about damaging his brand or is he just a coward?
Question: "Is Moviebob worried about damaging its brand or is Moviebob just a coward?"

Correct answer: Yes.

There are only three circumstances under which Moviebob's Twitter feed will ever be deleted.

The first: Someone files a libel suit against Bob. Triggered, Bob attempts to save face by wiping clean an feed with 280,000+ posts, which results in Bob implying that such comments were never made at all. This is an obvious lie on Bob's part, as there are countless screenshots of Bob repeatedly resorting to character assassination, ad hominem tactics, and baseless lies to try and appear as a "good guy".

The second: Bob's most repugnant posts are reported en masse. This would require Twitter admins to wake up and throroughly review Bob's entire account. If and when Twitter's admins come to the realization that Bob has repeatly supported violent behavior (BLM, 2017 Berkeley riots, Brett Kavanaugh), repeatly spewed hateful behavior ("acceptable racism against whites", "not a person"), repeately called for people to engage in bioterrorism (COVID-19, Donald Trump, Greg Abbott), among other blatant TOS violations, Bob's Twitter feeds go up in a poof of noxious cloud of flatulence with the click of a mouse.

The third: Twitter dies for any reason.

If anyone's taking bets on any of these situations ever happening, I'm slappin' a fiver on the table for "Moviebob gets sued for libel".
 
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