Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[captkrisma]

You also want to skim that stuff off the top, but that's effort and Jack doesn't do that.

This is actually and essential part of birria tacos, as you're supposed to fry up tortillas using the fat you skimmed off the top. Jack also mentions that he still has 3 hours to go with the broth, so he should be at a slow simmer stage. You skim the fat off well before this part.

Another thing to note is his broth is at a simmer that I'd personally not prefer, and I'd drop the heat a little to calm that shit down. This allows you to properly skim any fat that comes up, as a steady boil will push fat around to the bottom of the pot.

 

[TheLazyMan]

The man exists almost beyond parody at this point.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

The answer is ... Birria Tacos!

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Jack Facebook video roundup:

"It's party time" - Hope eats an Amazon box. Still not a beagle.

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"Time to vote" - imarku "sent" Jack a dutch oven. What should he make? You can suggest anything but NOT COMFORT FOOD, THAT'S FOR AUGUST.

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This tub of goo spends hundreds of dollars a month on garbage food, but can't be bothered to pay $10 for a Kong or some other chew toy. I HOPE the dog take a shit on Jack's flip-flops (because he's too fat and stroked out to wear normal shoes) daily.

 

[Altera]

I guess if I looked like Jack I'd have wanted to use a bitmoji avatar as much as possible. It doesn't even have one cold dead bloat arm. As infuriating as that bitmoji is. It's certainly better looking than Jack. Im sure within the month his new icons will be him soy facing or doing the bee movie face.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm no culinary wunderkind, but if you're making broth wouldn't you want to actually chop your vegetables up a bit more or is just halving them the way to go?

Apparently Tammy wasn't around to do his work for him, or has finally had it with his shit and is just going to let him fail on his own.

Also what about Spidersman, the Spiderman comprised of thousands of sentient spiders sharing one mind?
I'd take a hundred gay superhero movies over one trans superhero movie, just saying.

What, you wouldn't want to watch a movie about Trannyman, the superhero with the superpower to turn himself into a cockless dangling corpse?

 

[rubytintedchix]

Protip: most computers have trouble parsing search data when you speak to it like this:

"Google play...uh...uh...TAMMY, what was that song? TAMMY! Uh...that Mexican song at the taco place..."

"I'm sorry, I didn't quite understand that. Did you mean, La Cucaracha?"

"NO!"

Ask and ye shall receive. (No I didn’t make it, but remembered it existed)

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

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Is there anything in his life that loves him? We all know that Big T has had enough of him but she's staying because it's the "Christian" thing to do. Jr hates him, Garrett hates him and even HOPE hates him or at the very least doesn't like him. So why would his appliances be any different?

And what's actually happening is he's slurring and mushing his words so much that Google Home can't understand him and just starts playing some Top 40 crap.

"I'm worried about companies stealing and farming my data but I'm also going to put a corporate box that listens to everything said in my house and transmits it to google servers (That they totally promise only look for the activation words and nothing else, pinky swear) and pay for the priviledge."

It's because he's a mushbrain and he can't work his devices with only one hand.

I'm no culinary wunderkind, but if you're making broth wouldn't you want to actually chop your vegetables up a bit more or is just halving them the way to go?

For something like this it doesn't actually matter because all that stuff, minus the bay leaf and cinnamon stick, go into the blender and the meat is then braised in it.

The remainder of the liquid is then used to dip your taco into.

 

[rubytintedchix]

The answer is ... Birria Tacos!

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Jack Facebook video roundup:

"It's party time" - Hope eats an Amazon box. Still not a beagle.

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"Time to vote" - imarku "sent" Jack a dutch oven. What should he make? You can suggest anything but NOT COMFORT FOOD, THAT'S FOR AUGUST.

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How the fuck is he going to manage to lift a hot and heavy Dutch Oven out of the oven or off the stove alone - one-armed. August is going to be more like “3rd Degree Burns with Jack” by the time we get to it.

 

[abobe]

This tub of goo spends hundreds of dollars a month on garbage food, but can't be bothered to pay $10 for a Kong or some other chew toy. I HOPE the dog take a shit on Jack's flip-flops (because he's too fat and stroked out to wear normal shoes) daily.

Kong's are excellent for mental stimulation, which I'm sure HOPE gets none of. Nina Ottosson puzzles are also great to cure boredom. I hate this fucker and his God awful pet parenting. HOPE hates him. I have yet to see video of him walking her.

 

[captkrisma]

Kong's are excellent for mental stimulation, which I'm sure HOPE gets none of. Nina Ottosson puzzles are also great to cure boredom. I hate this fucker and his God awful pet parenting. HOPE hates him. I have yet to see video of him walking her.

In the box video Jack is coaching HOPE to fuck up the box, but starts sounding agitated when the dog does its own thing. Jack clearly wanted to get a very specific scene from a dog that is barely trained (if at all).

 

[ZipDisk]

Google assistant: That isn't free, you have to pay for that.

Jack: FUCK YOU, PLAY THE MUSIC

Google assistant: That isn't free, you have to pay for that.

Jack: Tameeeeeeeeeeee

 

[roo farmer]

In the box video Jack is coaching HOPE to fuck up the box, but starts sounding agitated when the dog does its own thing. Jack clearly wanted to get a very specific scene from a dog that is barely trained (if at all).

Dip shit is teaching his dog that random boxes are toys. He's not going to be very happy when she chews up a fresh delivery and ruins whatever is inside.

 

[Aunt Myrna]

Dip shit is teaching his dog that random boxes are toys. He's not going to be very happy when she chews up a fresh delivery and ruins whatever is inside.

I look forward to the day they come home and his recliner or something is destroyed by HOPE. And of course Jack is completely astounded that she would do something like that.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

How the fuck is he going to manage to lift a hot and heavy Dutch Oven out of the oven or off the stove alone - one-armed. August is going to be more like “3rd Degree Burns with Jack” by the time we get to it.

He's not. Big T will have to do that for him. There is simply no way in hell he's going to be able to lift that, not to mention stick it in the oven or pull it out, one handed.

Either that or he just uses it on the stove top which kinda defeats the purpose of a Dutch oven. Nice looking piece of kit though.

I look forward to the day they come home and his recliner or something is destroyed by HOPE. And of course Jack is completely astounded that she would do something like that.

It's okay. HOPE can not only run faster than Jagoff but she doesn't see him as the Alpha. I'm betting she sees Big T as being the person in charge.

 

[JimmyHill'sBlarms]

Kong's are excellent for mental stimulation, which I'm sure HOPE gets none of. Nina Ottosson puzzles are also great to cure boredom. I hate this fucker and his God awful pet parenting. HOPE hates him. I have yet to see video of him walking her.

That fat Jag doesn't even walk himself, how do you expect him to walk a whole ass dog?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

That fat Jag doesn't even walk himself, how do you expect him to walk a whole ass dog?

Lol yep. He sounds like he gets out of breath just standing and talking

 

[Super Hans]

In the box video Jack is coaching HOPE to fuck up the box, but starts sounding agitated when the dog does its own thing. Jack clearly wanted to get a very specific scene from a dog that is barely trained (if at all).

No fucking way Jack and Tam trained HOPE. The reason they probably keep her caged into the dining area is so all the piss and shit doesn't get into the carpet. Jack can't even sit outside on the deck while HOPE is outside without getting winded, and the last thing Tammy's fat ass would want to do after working all day is take her around the block.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Jack’s the type of asshole to encourage HOPE to chew a box so he can film a video and post it for asspats on his Boomerbook wall and then once the camera is off snap out and yell at her and “smack her nose.”

No wonder she hates this fat asshole.

 

[DontEatThat]

No fucking way Jack and Tam trained HOPE. The reason they probably keep her caged into the dining area is so all the piss and shit doesn't get into the carpet. Jack can't even sit outside on the deck while HOPE is outside without getting winded, and the last thing Tammy's fat ass would want to do after working all day is take her around the block.

Jack treats training HOPE in the same approach he handles everything, half assed or with no effort at all. He has the idea that he knows how the world works and applies his retard logic which results in obvious failure. He probably believes HOPE is naturally trained and will learn on its own and he just needs to bop (fucking smack it) on the head if it makes a mistake. Jack makes no attempt in anything he does and he has the horrible combination of being so fucking inept and having people in his family who help him out and cover his mistakes. His hippo wife (and her family) and estranged gay brother have fucking put in more than their moneys worth in this sack of crap so he feels like a big boy.

In the end with how Jack loves things that have his name in it truly shows his true nature in the saying "Knowing jack shit".

 

[TurdFondler]

In floored Jack paid money for Google Home. They couldn't give them away for free for a while there.