Prison Letters (6/13/22) - New Chris Jail Letter to Helena - Bella was possessed by demons and had a "pedo scheme", Helena attempted to collaborate with Chris as he's creating a new book, Soul Bonding is now just holding hands

[Cockadoodle85]

In the interest of accuracy, the Un-clit was pierced, not carved. The binaural beats vagina/labia is what he carved.

And he would have gotten them if alogs dont stop his transistion into a beautiful girl

 

[TayandYou]

In the interest of accuracy, the Un-clit was pierced, not carved. The binaural beats vagina/labia is what he carved.

I wonder if Chris has a visible scar on his taint still, not that I would ever want to check. Perhaps Barb knows.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

I've always wondered how long he was going to do this until he snaps? Will Chris screetch at the top of his lungs, following a crash into slumber, then going into a hedgehog defense pose?

For all we know, Chris has snapped, many times in the past, and we just don't know about those episodes. Him smashing the bathroom walls with his fists and head because he didn't like pony changes is one thing we know about, only because someone asked. Chris could have multiple episodes in stores that just get written off, and he's certainly not shy about popping off loudly in public.

I don't think there's going to be a big huge freakout, where Chris goes on a rampage. More likely his first night home, in an empty house, with no Barb and no future with the house is really going to do it.

 

[TayandYou]

I don't think there's going to be a big huge freakout, where Chris goes on a rampage. More likely his first night home, in an empty house, with no Barb and no future with the house is really going to do it.

Not to mention there being no more toys and no art as well. Remember his freakout when Barb threw away the classic? All his toys and drawings being gone will drive him insane.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

Not to mention there being no more toys and no art as well. Remember his freakout when Barb threw away the classic? All his toys and drawings being gone will drive him insane.

We don't know how much has been cleared out. Nobody has peered inside and taken pictures, just ones from a distance.

 

[TayandYou]

We don't know how much has been cleared out. Nobody has peered inside and taken pictures, just ones from a distance.

I'm surprised that is the case, I would have thought that some weens would have broken into 14BC for clout by now.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

I wonder if Chris has a visible scar on his taint still, not that I would ever want to check. Perhaps Barb knows.

Likely not, the Skin in that area is like the skin on the face it heals remarkably well he may have some ingress scaring from dirt etc where the skin is darker but as in it being a "Scar" scar he likely has little or nothing.

 

[TayandYou]

Likely not, the Skin in that area is like the skin on the face it heals remarkably well he may have some ingress scaring from dirt etc where the skin is darker but as in it being a "Scar" scar he likely has little or nothing.

I won't question how you know that and just accept your explanation lol.

 

[Cotton Puddings]

Him smashing the bathroom walls with his fists and head because he didn't like pony changes is one thing we know about, only because someone asked.

what the fuck lol

i have missed so much weirdness during my cwc breaks

 

[thegooddoctor]

It baffles me Chris is still getting all this attention from women despite the fact that he's a disgusting, aging lolcow deviant who RAPED his own mother. This is the kinda attention classic Chris would have killed for.

I mean he was getting a ton of attention from women earlier, or people pretending to be women, too bad they were all trolls and there to humiliate and fuck him but not in the way he wanted. It’s exactly the same now but on a much bigger scale with even bigger dégénérâtes and animal torturers added to the mix. It’s only gotten worse.

 

[Count Olaf]

For all we know, Chris has snapped, many times in the past, and we just don't know about those episodes. Him smashing the bathroom walls with his fists and head because he didn't like pony changes is one thing we know about, only because someone asked. Chris could have multiple episodes in stores that just get written off, and he's certainly not shy about popping off loudly in public.

I don't think there's going to be a big huge freakout, where Chris goes on a rampage. More likely his first night home, in an empty house, with no Barb and no future with the house is really going to do it.

That's if he's even able to get back into 14BC at all. Even if the Judge says Chris can go back to 14BC, Harriett and Tom likely have the keys and may have switched the locks so there's every chance they may tell him no. It'll be a rougher night for him if they do. He has no car cause Barb wrecked it...which brings to mind a question:

If he is allowed to live at 14 BC again one way or the others, hows he going to get there after they let him out? Car's gone so he's not driving himself home, Barb's likely in a retirement home so she's not coming for him, and Harriet and Tom sure as fuck wont come for him either. Would the judge arrange a ride for him?

 

[deadson]

I'm surprised that is the case, I would have thought that some weens would have broken into 14BC for clout by now.

I'm pretty sure that being doxxed as a result is a rather big deterrent in trying. Or at least, being shamed into oblivion like the last guy who went snooping around Chris's garbage after the fire.

 

[A-№1]

We don't know how much has been cleared out. Nobody has peered inside and taken pictures, just ones from a distance.

I'm surprised that is the case, I would have thought that some weens would have broken into 14BC for clout by now.

If someone shows up wearing a button down shirt and chinos with a clipboard and a camera (not a phone - an actual camera), nobody is going to question them being there taking all the photographs they want.

Make sure to get a close up of the pony in the northeast downstairs window.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Honestly, considering Chris' Narcissism, I doubt he would ever settle for that without some conditioning. Chris always acted like he deserved the hottest of hot women, fantasizing about him being a layabout asshole while they not only worked but took care of him at home as well, and he dismissed the more realistic shots he had at love. I would feel bad for him if he fucking learned anything from his past experiences, but he learned fuckall and only leaned harder on his coping mechanisms, hard to feel sorry for a guy like that!

For some reason in recent times Chris has gone after e-celebrities on YouTube like Doopie which may be even more unproductive than chasing hot women.

 

[Meat Pickle]

For some reason in recent times Chris has gone after e-celebrities on YouTube like Doopie which may be even more unproductive than chasing hot women.

These girls are chased because 1. They talked about Chris, which he interprets as being romantically interested in him and 2. Their status as boyfriend-free is hazy at best, which Chris also interprets as an opportunity. The Doopie saga happened because Chris thought her fulfilling her commissioning obligations as an expression of explicit love.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

These girls are chased because 1. They talked about Chris, which he interprets as being romantically interested in him and 2. Their status as boyfriend-free is hazy at best, which Chris also interprets as an opportunity. The Doopie saga happened because Chris thought her fulfilling her commissioning obligations as an expression of explicit love.

Also they are at least real people, unlike his "theoretical exes".

The commission obligations thing is just a retarded version of "the hot bartender is into me" because she's serving you drinks.

 

[TheLastJoestar]

It baffles me Chris is still getting all this attention from women despite the fact that he's a disgusting, aging lolcow deviant who RAPED his own mother. This is the kinda attention classic Chris would have killed for.

Chris has a twisted form of Charisma. It's not the typical kind of Charisma like you'd think of in a leader, it's the kind when somebody is just so set in their retarded way despite being proven a retard at every turn and you can't help but respect the consistency.

Chris has failed so hard in life that documenting his failures is lucrative AND always creates orbiting failures to further document. Likewise, Chris' art has more exposure than most other artists in the world. Most people making the cartoons he likes know who he is and even make/made references to him. Being the first true and honest (read: not a prostitute or his mommy) woman to fuck him will earn you attention. He's a car crash you cannot look away from. He's fucked up so frequently he started failing up the steps.

I call it Anti-Charisma.

 

[axeltrite]

Chris has a twisted form of Charisma. It's not the typical kind of Charisma like you'd think of in a leader, it's the kind when somebody is just so set in their retarded way despite being proven a retard at every turn and you can't help but respect the consistency.

Chris has failed so hard in life that documenting his failures is lucrative AND always creates orbiting failures to further document. Likewise, Chris' art has more exposure than most other artists in the world. Most people making the cartoons he likes know who he is and even make/made references to him. Being the first true and honest (read: not a prostitute or his mommy) woman to fuck him will earn you attention. He's a car crash you cannot look away from. He's fucked up so frequently he started failing up the steps.

I call it Anti-Charisma.

It is incredibly strange that infamy can cause its own success.

 

[A-№1]

Likewise, Chris' art has more exposure than most other artists in the world.

Something I've always wondered: will Chris' art increase in value after he dies because he won't be making any more, or will it drop to nothing because he won't be around to maintain his infamy?

I suppose there's only one way to find out.

I call it Anti-Charisma.

Charisn'tma. Because it isn't charisma.

Edic: Nah. That just sounds awkward now that I read it again.

 

[GumballFapper]

I'm pretty sure that being doxxed as a result is a rather big deterrent in trying. Or at least, being shamed into oblivion like the last guy who went snooping around Chris's garbage after the fire.

While I don't want to encourage weenery, the trash dumper gave us gems such as "guns, insults and yuck!" and his abysmal D grade in English in spite of him claiming to have an honor roll

I would rather have informative weens than the typical Julay Julay retards who draw sonichu gore or try to romance Chris.