Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

I'm not defending him, I'm asking the people who are hateful toward him: Why? Laugh at him, send him glitter bombs, whatever. But reading the anger and hate in some of these posts...some of y'all would do well to examine yourselves. This shit is supposed to be about laughing and having fun, otherwise it's psychotic.

All the regulars in this thread are pretty neutral to entertained on Josh, I feel. Personally, I love the little fucker. You wanna see seething about Cobes, go check out reddit

 

[Bogliacci]

I enjoy listening to his ramblings when it isn't gender relayshuns (barely any of that these days) while I work. Iunno, just something about his dumb way of speaking and absolutely horrendous takes on culture and politics gets me rolling far more than I actually get mad. Annoyed yeah, but usually not mad. I just find it cathartic that this freak is going to end up in a very hot place when he dies, per his own wishes, except instead of his fantasy of raping people as a demon he's going to be getting raped for eternity by sicko demons.

 

[TurdFondler]

Cobes scratches the same itch as really bad TV. Except it's live, unfiltered and no holds barred. Tune into any bite sized vid (I can't mainline his streams) and it's just a torrent of the absolutely dumbest shit you've ever heard. It's like a mongoloid Art of War, just choice quote after choice quote. I just saw one where he was going on about "the three officers that shot George Floyd"

 

[Potion_Time]

I just saw one where he was going on about "the three officers that shot George Floyd"

Ask the average American about George Floyd and they'll probably tell you that George Floyd was lynched. People on MSNBC and CNN literally reported that Kyle Rittenhouse went around executing black people at Kenosha. I don't blame him for being utterly misinformed when the vast majority of Americans are misinformed about pretty much everything they seem to care about.

 

[TurdFondler]

Yeah BUUUUUUT it's funnier when Cobes says it.

 

[Marci96]

What is this "CobraCon" faggotry I keep seeing on the reddit? What a bunch of fucking faggots

 

[RollingRock]

Gay hookup visits not getting to him toobz

 

[Skeeter Khomen-Getit]

Here's a few reasons why I enjoy watching Josh.

To start, he's essentially a teenager trapped in a 31 year old's body. If you told Josh not to mix pop rocks and soda, he will add hot sauce to the drink just to spite you. Josh is this bizarre cartoon character ripped straight out of a show into our world, now he is in our realm trying his best to fit in. He makes you appreciate what you have in life and strive forward to what is to come in the future. Provides also great examples of what not to do with your life. No matter how long his livestreams are, there will always be a funny moment of him drunk, ranting, spilling drinks everywhere, and raging at his trolls just to name a few. Not to mention I enjoy his gothic slang / catchphrases when speaking to his fans.

I simply cannot understand why or how anyone could hate him. You are better off wasting your energy on Chi balls. I do however, wish he would quit drinking or at least tone it down. He needs a job to keep himself busy. While it is true, I am guilty of watching this dumpster fire, I would never want something to happen to him. I simply want him to get better / improve his life.

 

[Duck Duck No]

Gay hookup visits not getting to him toobz

It's always hilarious to watch the copium happen live and that weird laugh he does when he thinks he's being crafty/wants to come off as superior.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

What is this "CobraCon" faggotry I keep seeing on the reddit? What a bunch of fucking faggots

As far as I can tell, none of them are actually heading up there, but he somehow got it in his head that they are, he often reads the subreddit to "spy on their plans", as this was how he wised up on the Trump letter being fake and assumes it's more or less their secret operating base. So a lot of them just rolled with it and started discussing "The fourth of July weekend in Casper!" to fuck with him.

it's not a great gag, but as was my understanding, none of them are actually making the trek over there. They just wanna put Boggy on edge.

It's always hilarious to watch the copium happen live and that weird laugh he does when he thinks he's being crafty/wants to come off as superior.

HAHAHA OH MAH GAWD DOOOOOD as his rotten little feet kick up in the air like a cartoon character.

 

[Buster Scruggs]

I've been watching Josh for a little bit and I'm sorry this is a little off topic but I just saw a video where he describes dying on pills and alcohol and being brought back. I genuinely can't tell if he's telling the truth as it's masked in the whole mystic shit near the end. I'm wondering if there was any other streams he mentions this on? The story made it seem like a suicide attempt, literally describing taking a bunch of muscle relaxers and alcohol. Do you guys think it was him trying to take his own life or just being a dumbass and taking whatever drugs someone gave him? Because if it's the ladder that's really fucked up to do to someone, even a Boglim like Cobes. If this has already been discussed please ignore my regardation.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I'm not defending him, I'm asking the people who are hateful toward him: Why? Laugh at him, send him glitter bombs, whatever. But reading the anger and hate in some of these posts...some of y'all would do well to examine yourselves. This shit is supposed to be about laughing and having fun, otherwise it's psychotic.

I simply cannot understand why or how anyone could hate him. You are better off wasting your energy on Chi balls. I do however, wish he would quit drinking or at least tone it down. He needs a job to keep himself busy. While it is true, I am guilty of watching this dumpster fire, I would never want something to happen to him. I simply want him to get better / improve his life.

Completely agree. I've noticed a large uptick in the amount of genuine anger within the Cobrasphere in the past couple years. It's really bad on the subreddit where people can't go one thread without writing out paragraphs ranting about him. If you're seriously angered by an alcoholic autistic man rambling to his webcam you need to take a break. Log off and find something productive to do. There are actual bad things in this world to get angry about. A drunk autistic NEET is not one of them.

 

[RollingRock]

I've been watching Josh for a little bit and I'm sorry this is a little off topic but I just saw a video where he describes dying on pills and alcohol and being brought back. I genuinely can't tell if he's telling the truth as it's masked in the whole mystic shit near the end. I'm wondering if there was any other streams he mentions this on? The story made it seem like a suicide attempt, literally describing taking a bunch of muscle relaxers and alcohol. Do you guys think it was him trying to take his own life or just being a dumbass and taking whatever drugs someone gave him? Because if it's the ladder that's really fucked up to do to someone, even a Boglim like Cobes. If this has already been discussed please ignore my regardation.

It's obviously a lie for attention

 

[Buster Scruggs]

It's obviously a lie for attention

I'd say that's a half lie. He is undoubtably naive enough to think taking a bunch of pills and alcohol is fine and will just make him high. Even people here have theorized he's a pill popper. Although I don't think he does pills recreationally, (at least not regularly, considering he's never been pillstream level fucked up and is competent enough to turn off his stream) I can definitely see him doing dumb drug cocktails to get high at some crackhead's house. I mean he's literally done spice before, which is one drug that most people know can fuck you up for life or just flat out give you a heart attack. I don't doubt there's a true story somewhere here where he just blacked out and dreamed some shit up about being dead before he woke up just fine.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Completely agree. I've noticed a large uptick in the amount of genuine anger within the Cobrasphere in the past couple years. It's really bad on the subreddit where people can't go one thread without writing out paragraphs ranting about him. If you're seriously angered by an alcoholic autistic man rambling to his webcam you need to take a break. Log off and find something productive to do. There are actual bad things in this world to get angry about. A drunk autistic NEET is not one of them.

I wrote long winded answer earlier about how he angered me, but I think real word I meant was frustrated. I deleted it because it didn’t feel right but I think lotta people feel the same at some point. Everyone is saying how they love him but if you watch enough you will see something you don’t like.

Reddit tards just take it to new level, and it being Reddit hive mind how they hate him. They also take the shit way too serious, probably because for some this is their first lolcow.

I do think his ‘suicide experience’ is just another story. For someone who barely leaves his apartment, he likes to act like he’s ‘been there, done that’.

Has he tried curbing his drinking before? He’s been saying this lately and curious if first time. Good indicator even he may notice it’s a problem — or at least expense.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Reddit tards just take it to new level, and it being Reddit hive mind how they hate him. They also take the shit way too serious, probably because for some this is their first lolcow.

I think it's less that than it is the types of people who find him now are pretty much like the Wings trolls, who feel like every cow "deserves a punishment". It's not enough just to laugh at the ree ree, they need to be reprimanded for having the audacity of being a retard.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I think it's less that than it is the types of people who find him now are pretty much like the Wings trolls, who feel like every cow "deserves a punishment". It's not enough just to laugh at the ree ree, they need to be reprimanded for having the audacity of being a retard.

Your probably right as the new influx is a mixture of TikTok zoomers who want to see ‘something’ and Wings hate watchers. WoR trolls are the latest toxic breed and probably same ones sending Grindr dates

 

[Bogliacci]

Your probably right as the new influx is a mixture of TikTok zoomers who want to see ‘something’ and Wings hate watchers. WoR trolls are the latest toxic breed and probably same ones sending Grindr dates

Surprised he hasn't been swatted again tbh

 

[Meatslide]

lil podcast appearance

https://open.spotify.com/episode/7xe58FHuAK1yDpSvBS6V8i?si=1oUZRHooQb2--iNZxsJqtQ&context=spotify%3Ashow%3A4jh8vpDGXSqwT9aMdzhEC8

 

[Law]

I enjoy listening to his ramblings when it isn't gender relayshuns (barely any of that these days) while I work. Iunno, just something about his dumb way of speaking and absolutely horrendous takes on culture and politics gets me rolling far more than I actually get mad.

Yeah for me he's like Alex Jones or Jack Chick. His worldview is so ridiculous it comes across as funny and non-threatening. I can't hate the guy - he puts a smile on my face.