Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

Huh.

And it wasn't the tax bill that killed him. It was the child support.

I just wonder how LowT's life would've turned out if he was accepted as an intern to Byron Looper.

We might be shitposting right now in the pol sperg threads about Senator Kyanka!

 

[Polarity]

Imagine being such a goon you'd rather kill yourself than get a job.

Well, hang on, I guess that's most of them.

Nevermind.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Huh.

That ban-era oddball carbine looks so odd now, Whe could had easily afforded a preban back then

 

[northstar747]

That ban-era oddball carbine looks so odd now, Whe could had easily afforded a preban back then

Ban? I think by this time he was back in MO. I assume your talking about CA s ban

 

[Beresford's Whip]

Probably about the old 1994 AWB that expired in 2004.


Posting because Lowtax is still dead.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Probably about the old 1994 AWB that expired in 2004.


Posting because Lowtax is still dead.

That will change... any day now. Promise.

 

[Ruin]

Imagine being dead in 2022.

What a goof troop.

 

[Hot Dog]

And it wasn't the tax bill that killed him. It was the child support.

I just wonder how LowT's life would've turned out if he was accepted as an intern to Byron Looper.

We might be shitposting right now in the pol sperg threads about Senator Kyanka!

That would require effort and we all know that Rich and effort don't mix. He would have found a way to fuck that up as well.

 

[Uncle Phil]

Imagine being such a goon you'd rather kill yourself than get a job.

I'm not sure what kind of job he could have secured with his skills and resume that could have contended with his court-ordered obligations.

When I read the details of how badly he got pineapple-raped in family court, having already blown the assets the judgement was based on... I have to admit I empathized with the choice to self-own. He had pretty much already pissed away all his options except to live in shame and impotence as a guy who couldn't earn anything that wouldn't be taken away.

 

[Ghostse]

I'm not sure what kind of job he could have secured with his skills and resume that could have contended with his court-ordered obligations.

In a couple years his eldest daughter could have probably gotten him a job at the strip club her daddy issues are going to have her earning "tuition money" at.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

That would require effort and we all know that Rich and effort don't mix. He would have found a way to fuck that up as well.

Since when has being a fuckup hampered anyone's political career? Not saying you don't have a point, but LowT had other qualifications for public office. Such as:

• Extremely arrogant
• No sense of shame
• Vindictive streak
• Compulsive liar
• Associated with known pedophiles

 

[Ghostse]

Since when has being a fuckup hampered anyone's political career? Not saying you don't have a point, but LowT had other qualifications for public office. Such as:

• Extremely arrogant
• No sense of shame
• Vindictive streak
• Compulsive liar
• Associated with known pedophiles

• Love of Tranny prostitutes.

 

[Chaos Theorist]

Imagine being dead in 2022.

What a goof troop.

I imagine being dead every day bro

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Ban? I think by this time he was back in MO. I assume your talking about CA s ban

The picture was taken around the time the federal ban had sunset. Meaning that he had a rifle that was likely produced before the ban ended. You can see that the bayonet lug is lopped off and what appears to be no flash hider on the muzzle.

Note that Richard was skinny, which means pre-2005/2006

 

[Jan Ciągwa]

Was the :suicide: gif replaced with :lowtax: yet?

 

[Long Tongue Silver]

LowT should've used a Deagle. The OG autism gun, and it would be very

Should have used a Taurus. Then we would have had something lolworthy to really make fun of him with.

 

[RapidUnplannedDisassembly]

Should have used a Taurus. Then we would have had something lolworthy to really make fun of him with.

If he had just used a Taurus he'd still be with us.

 

[WaveBreak]

You're all dentheads. This is the song to send OweTax off with:

Necro - You Did It

Overdosage of barbituates, takin' a shit, like Elvis
Found in your underwear with a gun in your hand
And a suicide note next to you, hoping we'd understand
If you've got a problem, suicide will solve it
Check out the hook; Budd Dwyer with a revolver

Is that a fucking vanilla ice reference?

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Uwe Boll wins bros.

 

[JustStopDude]

Uwe Boll wins bros.

I think you mean he wins again.