TGWTG Nostalgia Chick / Lindsay Ellis / TheDudette - aka Hotdogs in face girl

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You gotta wonder how Lindsay Ellis feels that the big "totally organic" feature article you had a friend write about you for NBC, is somehow both underperforming AND getting totally ratioed. And the only people talking about her afterward are making fun of her or celebrating her demise.

My god, even her usual cadre of Breadtube and Blue Check simps haven't bothered sharing the article or saying a word in her defense.

This was to test if things were calmed down enough for her to make a "triumphant return" and test the waters on Twitter... and literally the only people who cared are the ones who will use her mentions as a pinata if she dares show her face on Twitter again.

I hope it stings.
It’s obvious Boozy Lindsay is wanting the right springboard to get back into prominence but she only wants it done her way, which means any critics get silenced. However she keeps getting bashed or worse, ignored. In our woke hellscape, nobody is going to fight too hard for a white woman who just had a white baby. Her simps will still follow her around but she’s used to making six figures off Patreon and doesn’t feel any gratitude towards those simps. They’ve been there for her for the last 15 years.

Given what engineer salaries go for in the tech sector and her Patreon earnings, they likely make $400k+ a year, which is enough to fuck off forever in a low or medium COL area. However her ego and narcissism won’t allow her to take the path of least resistance. She’s a Karen to the core and wants to make sure her wine mommy views are considered respectable by the dinosaur known as legacy media. Her attempts to regain prominence seem even more pathetic now that she’s a mother of a newborn.
 
Well, if the child is lucky, Lindsay's health problems due to weight and alcoholism will finally finish her off and the child can be placed with a loving family via the foster care system. I know it's not ideal for a child to go through foster care, but anything's better than being raised by Lindsay
 
A wild Lindsay appears! Prepare yourselves, Vegas Kiwis:
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Credit to her subreddit for noticing the Facebook notice of the free event. Her Reddit stans being the guilt-wracked simps they are, at least one thinks it's wrong that Lindsay's fans are talking about this public event that was publicly advertised by the library and is on a public subreddit.
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A wild Lindsay appears! Prepare yourselves, Vegas Kiwis:
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Credit to her subreddit for noticing the Facebook notice of the free event. Her Reddit stans being the guilt-wracked simps they are, at least one thinks it's wrong that Lindsay's fans are talking about this public event that was publicly advertised by the library and is on a public subreddit.
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*Crosses fingers for a Russ crossover*
 
A library in Las Vegas is an interesting location for Lindsay to make an appearance. If Mr. Lindsay really is an aeronautical engineer, there are a lot of aerospace companies in the area and many well-paying jobs in that field. The library is also right by Summerlin, a very nice residential area. Wild conspiracy theory: relocation from Long Beach, CA to Las Vegas?
 
A library in Las Vegas is an interesting location for Lindsay to make an appearance. If Mr. Lindsay really is an aeronautical engineer, there are a lot of aerospace companies in the area and many well-paying jobs in that field. The library is also right by Summerlin, a very nice residential area. Wild conspiracy theory: relocation from Long Beach, CA to Las Vegas?
Sounds plausible .
 
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A library in Las Vegas is an interesting location for Lindsay to make an appearance. If Mr. Lindsay really is an aeronautical engineer, there are a lot of aerospace companies in the area and many well-paying jobs in that field. The library is also right by Summerlin, a very nice residential area. Wild conspiracy theory: relocation from Long Beach, CA to Las Vegas?

Alternatively she wants a post pregnancy drunken bender in Sin City to be considered a buisiness trip.
 
Yeah I kind of meant in the sense that she's going to be a terrible parent. Narcissists tend to make bad mothers

BTW, how much are you willing to bet that the kid was born with some kind of fetal alcohol syndrome?

Lindsay will probably be one of those parents whose kid is always at some camp or another

Remember, ContraPoints/Nyk was Lindsay's bridesmaid at her wedding. Right after he trooned out, Lindsay had Nyk show up at her wedding to reinforce his trans-LARP. Now that Nyk is 5 years into being a true and honest woman, who is Lindsay going to dump her kid with when she gets tired of it? Why of course, "aunty" ContraPoints, who will just jump at the opportunity to LARP at being a Dark Mother all over Lindsay's unsuspecting daughter. Who better to babysit an alcoholic mother's daughter than another alcoholi pretend-mother like Nyk?
 
1. When did the first book imply that?
The series' antisemitism is subtle, but its there if you can read the obvious dog-whistles.

Page 226? where they bring up the Ancient Aliens conspiracy being true, and confirm the existence of Reptilians that eat humans.

One of the main claims in Erich Von Daniken's Chariot of the Gods book series is that Yahweh was an alien and the events of the Bible were actually describing an ancient first contact. Hence, Axiom's End implying Yahweh was an alien.

Page 206? brings up Jews being slaughtered in the late 1340's and early 1350's as punishment for the Black Plague. This was brought up randomly while Cora was researching Ampersand's race's prior visit to Earth (in the 1340's and 50's). Considering how Truth of the Divine implies Jews work for the evil side of Ampersand's race, you could argue the first book is implying that the slaughter of Jews was the result of people in the 1350's discovering Jews working for the evil aliens and causing the Black Plague.

2. I don't remember much about the Jews. I know Special Agent Sol Kaplan was Jewish and whassname Perfect Boyfriend resented him because he used to torture terrorists for the CIA years ago, but not much else.

In Truth of the Divine, Sol and the Jewish Democrat politician running for President (instead of Obama) are described as giving each other "knowing looks" multiple times throughout the book (because all Jews know each other) and are implied to be working together on some vague goal that seems sus AF. Cora's Muslim boyfriend as well as Cora are convinced Jews are only involved in the alien rights movement so they can justify killing Palestinians and limiting the rights of Muslims. The Jewish Politician does not refute this. Nothing presented in the book refutes this.

Towards the end of the second book, the mysterious anti-Semitic militia member in the Alt. Right chatroom that gave away Cora and Kaveh's location (leading to Kaveh's death) is implied to be Sol Kaplan. Evidence: Kaplan means tiger in Turkish. The Alt-Right Militia member who knew their location used the handle Axolotl. Axolotls are a type of tiger salamanders. (Get it? Jewish lizards) The etymology thing sounds reaching, but on the exact same page (which displayed the militia's chat log), there was a discussion about "secret Jewish etymology" - presumably as a "hint hint, wink wink".

Also, there's this interview, where Lindsay Ellis basically implies all Jewish conspiracy theories are true in her book series' universe.

That was the main thing about writing a book where conspiracy theories are kind of proven correct. It’s one of the reasons I wanted my book to be a period piece. In the 90s, conspiracy theories were so fun and common, and writers didn’t have to think critically about the real-world roots of these stories. Chris Carter, who wrote The X-Files, is not a conspiracy theorist. He never was. But The X-Files popularized so many theories that have really scary, serious underbellies. When you look at The X-Files reboot, they tried to reckon with the Alex Joneses of the world and it was awkward and uncomfortable. The X-Files just doesn’t work now. You don’t have to dig too deep to find the antisemitism, the racism, and the misogyny, to find these insidious, reactionary undercurrents in American conspiracy theories.

That’s part of what I’ll be grappling with in the second book in my series, because now that these conspiracy theories have been validated, what comes next?

So yeah...

3. Nah, the financial crisis was not averted. It happened prematurely because people found out the American government had kept secret that aliens existed for the past 40 years, and then the American government.....just sat and continued to not say anything. The wild speculation helped causes a recession which was already on the bring of happening due to the housing market bubble popping. This is supposedly why Cora doesn't just quit her dumb CIA translator job in the first place and fuck off to Starbucks where she'd get paid better: because she's convinced she won't even be able to get a job elsewhere with how bad the recession is.

Towards the end of the second book its described as getting better, and the Cheney cabinet is described as being bipartisan and are presumably competent, considering how they're focused more on fixing the economy than giving aliens human rights.
 
Oh right there was that big stupid thing about Ampersand landing in Europe like 700 years ago. I didn't get the impression that Ampersand had been caught. It was just an excuse for why Ampersand viewed humans as "savages" because I guess he'd witnessed Jews being persecuted? Also his freakouts over humans being flesh-eaters which means humans would want to eat him even though he's nothing but a nervous system wrapped in a metal shell.

Also yeah, the whole conspiracy to redefine personhood so it could lead to classifying certain "undesirables" as not people.

Her books were so hard to get though and I can only vaguely remember some of the conspiracy shit because it's wrapped in three different layers of retardation. You can look at how the main characters suck, or how what's driving the plot makes little sense, or how this supposedly 'deep political examination of the ramifications of first contact' falls flat because there is zero mention any nation that is not America existing (aside from Perfect Boyfriend he's going to flee to Iceland or somewhere as a political refugee?), or how the second book has MAGAtards crammed wholesale by the thousands into 2008 California. It's hard to focus on what Lindsay is trying to say with American politics when her main character is being bitchy to her aunt because, "You never told me you leaked memos to my father. Even though you didn't leak memos to my father."

I'm sure anyone who tried doing an actual analysis would have a field day with how fucked some of the implications are. And frankly Lindsay is such a poor writer that I would be willing to say some of the stuff could just be coincidence. She forgot that China or Russia exist after all.
 
it's kinda funny the people (KF) that lindsey hates is doing a better job of discussing her book than her actual fans.

i dont think her simpreddit ever delved this deep into her shitty books

if she wasn't such a cunt/hater, she'd probably commend ya'll for seeing all her little subtle hate on jews and shit, cause she'd be proud of her self or whatever
 
Oh right there was that big stupid thing about Ampersand landing in Europe like 700 years ago. I didn't get the impression that Ampersand had been caught. It was just an excuse for why Ampersand viewed humans as "savages" because I guess he'd witnessed Jews being persecuted? Also his freakouts over humans being flesh-eaters which means humans would want to eat him even though he's nothing but a nervous system wrapped in a metal shell.
Ampersand never witnessed Jews being persecuted. None of the aliens witnessed Jews being persecuted for the plague.

It was only brought up while Cora was researching the 1340's and 1350's - one of the time periods Ampersand's race was active on Earth.
Ampersand didn't even tell Cora this - Sol did; it was information gained from when the US government interviewed a member of Ampersand's race (I believe it was the one who died in the beginning of the book?). For the majority of the book, Ampersand told Cora jack sh!t about his race's intentions on Earth.

The Jewish plague paragraph is one of the most dog whistle-y moments in the books. Its written ambiguously enough where you can infer either Medieval European Jews were traipsing around with Ampersand's race and intentionally introduced the bubonic plague to the goyim, or Ampersand's races' activities in Medieval Europe were not recorded in history due to the societal breakdown caused by the bubonic plague outbreak.

Ampersand thought humans were savages because human society (descended from life indigenous to Earth, meat eating, etc...) goes against his race's religion & holy book (a religion that might as well be called Space Islam considering how frequently Lindsay whacks us over the head with the whole "tortured Guantanamo Bay prisoners" parallel). Ampersand knows very little about human society and behavior. He knows so little about humanity he's about as dumb as those aliens from who'd abduct Squee from the Johnny the Homicidal Maniac comics.

there is zero mention any nation that is not America existing (aside from Perfect Boyfriend he's going to flee to Iceland or somewhere as a political refugee?),

Israel is mentioned. Not by name, its just referenced as the vague reason American Jews are interested in promoting alien rights - so they can write the narrative and use it to justify persecuting Palestinians & Muslims.

Since the book implies Jewish American characters are interested in justifying the persecution of Palestinians, Lindsay managed to get away with portraying a Jewish CIA officer and a Jewish senator as being dual loyal to Israel!

Stop trying to make excuses for her antisemitism - she knew fully well what she was writing. It was no accident.

it's kinda funny the people (KF) that lindsey hates is doing a better job of discussing her book than her actual fans.

i dont think her simpreddit ever delved this deep into her shitty books

if she wasn't such a cunt/hater, she'd probably commend ya'll for seeing all her little subtle hate on jews and shit, cause she'd be proud of her self or whatever
Surely they must know, isn't that one of the reasons why they're simping for her? The Breadtube crowd ain't too fond of Jews. They harassed the Jewish twitter user who Lindsay doxxed and labeled a Nazi in her "Mask Off" video.
 
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