DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Nigel of Ukip]

Mate I've seen his cooking videos and I've seen his reactions to Fhet Khet's rich robust cake. If I was Phil I'd DoorDash all the time too.

I wanted to make some witty comment about you being wrong because sarcasm, but I just couldn't mate. I would honestly pay a tenner aswell just to avoid his or Katherines "home made" food. Given the situation a tenner is a pittance, innit?
Fucking sugar sauce, Panini press and grease.

 

[TheTractor]

Thank you for the recent screen capture fellow mentally ill morhans.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Mate I've seen his cooking videos and I've seen his reactions to Fhet Khet's rich robust cake. If I was Phil I'd DoorDash all the time too.

I wanted to make some witty comment about you being wrong because sarcasm, but I just couldn't mate. I would honestly pay a tenner aswell just to avoid his or Katherines "home made" food. Given the situation a tenner is a pittance, innit?
Fucking sugar sauce, Panini press and grease.

Don't forget the dumpster pizza that looked like something someone would make if they were forced at gunpoint to do so while also high on alcohol and pain pills. The delusional pig actually thought it looked so good that he used it to flex on Twitter, then the next day on the prestream he unironically said that if you think his pizza looked bad you're mentally ill. Maybe it's for the best him and the horse never make food for themselves.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Stopped trying to hide his disdain for his fans years ago

 

[The One And Only SALTE]

Mate I've seen his cooking videos and I've seen his reactions to Fhet Khet's rich robust cake. If I was Phil I'd DoorDash all the time too.

That cake was a Betty Crocker box cake. Kat didn't do shit and it's incredibly hard to fuck up something like that. I'm pretty sure it's fine but Phil is constantly dehydrated from the gin (hence the constant water sipping) and his teeth are beyond fucked and he grimaces when eating anything remotely sweet.

While Phil fucks up a lot of food, it's difficult to fuck up a cold sandwich...although he did fuck up a microwave burrito (if his story is to be believed) and he can and does fuck up delivery food that isn't finger food; drinking cold broth, eating curry like a soup, bitching about bone in chicken...that's all I can think of that he's recently displayed his absolute lack of ability to handle a fuckin fork with.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

this is the prestream of a desperate sad mad man flailing about to attempt to get attention from dent heads. Even for phil this is pathetic

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

Nice unhinged, desperate prestream

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

So Phil has said yes there is a membership goal this month but he isn't revealing the number. Also if "we" hit the goal he will do a stream cleaning out his closet. He is literally asking fans to pay him to clean his house this dude is pathetic.

"If we hit our members goal we will do a special marathon event where I do a short react but then we will also do a closet exploration stream"

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Looks like motherfucking Oswald Cobblepot from the side profile

 

[The One And Only SALTE]

So Phil has said yes there is a membership goal this month but he isn't revealing the number. Also if "we" hit the goal he will do a stream cleaning out his closet. He is literally asking fans to pay him to clean his house this dude is pathetic.

"If we hit our members goal we will do a special marathon event where I do a short react but then we will also do a closet exploration stream"

You want him to get his crippled and dying father to fly across the country and clean out his place again?

 

[Corpun]

"A chicken leg appeared out of nowhere"


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Phil, I know you are reading this, please wear your fucking glasses. You will be able to see the screen and play games slightly better. No one is going to laugh at you for wearing glasses, you can even make them a tip goal if that helps.

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I love watching retarded old DSP videos

Only DSP would be as autistic to keep a couple a fortune cookie fortunes on his fridge then show a big ass bottle of gin in his cupboard.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Paying for a closet cleaning. I thought paying to watch a fat man eat was bad enough. Coming next, hit the tips goal and watch Phil shit.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Nevermind he just revealed the sub goal and said if he sees a "big dropoff" he will adjust the number. Greed is massively strong.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

''Hey, over there, next to that fat lady, I think...Is that...yeah...It's THE GUY!!! It's definately him, Im on his Twitch''

I love THE GUY meme so much.

Also wtf "closet cleaning spectacular". Wasn't this some idea from Kiwifarms? Also also, regarding the memberships. Funny how when Phil got gifted memberships, the number jumped up a fair bit then stagnated hard. Kinda like when he got regular memberships. It's almost as if there's just a few people pumping members into the channel and even they have their limits. So Phil is really pushing it by constantly asking for more and more members.

 

[Piece of Peace]

He's completely lost his fucking mind. I think Keem broke his brain.

 

[SomeBoyo]

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

10 year old stuck in a 40 year old pigs body

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

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I have never seen a human arm like that lmao

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

No hiding that huge pale patch ....

 

[UsedUp]

Correct me if I am wrong but doesn't YouTube essentially now have everything Twitch offered which is what DSP apparently needed to feel comfortable again since being kicked from their platform?

Gifted Memberships, the Bits now being SuperChats, he's always had his Tips and I was reminded he gets his Patreon pay out, SuperStickers and SuperThanks.

Looks to me he has a lot more going for him since coming back to Youtube... yeah it's just Greed as usual.