Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[Gina Gillotti]

Thats a big assumption thinking ip2 thots dont have massive open sores or Ralph would be turned off by massive open sores.

On his dick, I mean, not to get excessively graphic. Otherwise there's not a lot of chance it would transmit to him.

While there's dark humor to the idea of doing something to Sandra's grave, and while there's a 50-50 possibility I might chuckle out of reflex to the sheer insanity of it all if I see a photo of an anon pissing on Sandra's grave or the like. Don't do it. Anyone who actually goes so far as to fuck with the resting place of a deceased person is human garbage who deserves a bullet through their dome.

If anyone does this, I hope someone doxes his mom.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

What are the chances this was Keffals based instead of Gunt based? I know it hits a lot of Ralph markets but iirc the actual event occurred about the amount of time it would take for that kind of police response after Jim started talking about Keffals. It would also make sense they would point to AF as well when the call was leaked to make it look like the right infighting.

Zero chance. It was the exact same MO as the Vickers swatter.

 

[Got Milk!]

Zero chance. It was the exact same MO as the Vickers swatter.

Okay cool. Was just wondering because the freshness of the other situation. Appreciate the further info.

 

[Procrastinhater]

While there's dark humor to the idea of doing something to Sandra's grave, and while there's a 50-50 possibility I might chuckle out of reflex to the sheer insanity of it all if I see a photo of an anon pissing on Sandra's grave or the like. Don't do it. Anyone who actually goes so far as to fuck with the resting place of a deceased person is human garbage who deserves a bullet through their dome.

Oh I'd definitely laugh, but sardonic amusement wouldn't stop me from sleeping soundly if I was the one pulling the trigger.
You gotta have standards.

anyone does this, I hope someone doxes his mom.

Maybe we should just leave peoples Moms out of it.
Thats one of the things that makes Ralph himself such an unlikeable shit eater.

 

[CarlosDanger]

I'm just gonna say this. I think Ethan Ralph has so far surpassed Chris as supreme lolcow.
The Ralphamale has done more these last 7 months than Chris has done in Christory in the last 10 years.

Chris is king of retard mountain but Ralph is fast approaching the summit.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

iirc he said once when someone was clowning him for being unable to pay for his mothers cremation, she was buried. She made the arrangements before she passed, which is why the service was held in west memphis, and the graveyard where all of the briggs family is buried is crittenden memorial park. So my educated guess would say she's there as well.
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She might have made arrangements but unless she pre-paid for them Gunt still has a box of ashes or mailed them down to West Memphis to have someone dump them on some other Briggs family grave. I could hear Ralph being told the price to bury creamans and figuring he will just hire a dude to just sneak in with a shovel and do the job for $50, then left mom in a cardboard box next to his broken AV equipment.

There’s no marker or headstone after a year so I guess those trips to Lisbon to get his ass beat were more important than getting marker or proper burial plot for his mother.

 

[SilkyJohnson]

Chris is king of retard mountain but Ralph is fast approaching the summit.

Imagine going back in time to the Boulder stream and telling people that Ralph would soon become a far bigger lolcow than Matt would ever be. Its insane how he manages to skip from one controversy to the next but Ralph somehow has become a perpetual motion machine for content.

 

[CarlosDanger]

Imagine going back in time to the Boulder stream and telling people that Ralph would soon become a far bigger lolcow than Matt would ever be. Its insane how he manages to skip from one controversy to the next but Ralph somehow has become a perpetual motion machine for content.

I take a 3 day break from the farms and it feels like I missed 100 new Ralph stories, I don't think these utters will ever run out of milk.

 

[Popper Whiting]

While there's dark humor to the idea of doing something to Sandra's grave, and while there's a 50-50 possibility I might chuckle out of reflex to the sheer insanity of it all if I see a photo of an anon pissing on Sandra's grave or the like. Don't do it. Anyone who actually goes so far as to fuck with the resting place of a deceased person is human garbage who deserves a bullet through their dome.

Personally I don't know why go to such effort. Ralph seethes everytime someone posts on Kiwi farms about him or who he's allied with. He gets upset when people laugh at him, and really that's all you've got to do to bother him. Nobody here is going to fucking care in a positive way if someone desecrated a grave. If anything its going to garner sympathy for the pig, and give Ralph and others an excuse to paint everyone laughing at him in a negative light.

 

[Eli Whitney]

Wow. So Do we know if it’s one of these new SuperAIDS or just plain ol’ regular everyday AIDS?

 

[Sea Hag Henderson]

Wow. So Do we know if it’s one of these new SuperAIDS or just plain ol’ regular everyday AIDS?

It must be SuperAids, AH HAVE THE BEST AIDS IN THIS SEKTUR FROM THE TOP ON DOWN!

 

[Thorndyke Special]

"Hi, welcome to our political movement that is rooted in Christian values. We're glad you're coming on board as a member of the team. We need more moral young men like you.

For your first assignment, we need you to get in a chatroom for the fat fucking degenerate on our streaming platform and send in fake donations.

After that, hop onto this Indian VPN and call 911 for this small town in Minnesota so we can put the fear of GOD into some Internet jokester who made fun of the fat, drunken degenerate on our streaming site.

After that we've got some donors for you to meet tonight..."

 

[grumble_bum]

While there's dark humor to the idea of doing something to Sandra's grave, and while there's a 50-50 possibility I might chuckle out of reflex to the sheer insanity of it all if I see a photo of an anon pissing on Sandra's grave or the like. Don't do it. Anyone who actually goes so far as to fuck with the resting place of a deceased person is human garbage who deserves a bullet through their dome.

I don't think anyone would be actually willing to do this. I just find it weird that a person with a dead mother who grave is easily findable continues to tell everyone he doesn't like that he will piss on their or their loved one's graves.

 

[thismanlies]

I don't think anyone would be actually willing to do this. I just find it weird that a person with a dead mother who grave is easily findable continues to tell everyone he doesn't like that he will piss on their or their loved one's graves.

Even the people who’d want to piss on Sandra’s grave would have the decency to take their mothers to their dialysis appointments. And they certainly wouldn’t knock up some pedo horse just to name their bastard spawn after her.

They ayylawgs can piss to their hearts’ content because they’ll never desecrate his mother’s legacy the way he has.

 

[MeltyTW]

I don't think anyone would be actually willing to do this. I just find it weird that a person with a dead mother who grave is easily findable continues to tell everyone he doesn't like that he will piss on their or their loved one's graves.

if ralph follows through i will actually throw elephant shit at sandras grave. and if he complains about it ill fucking do it again. ralph and his genetic lineage exists for me to cum and shit on LITERALLY

 

[Criminal Stupidity]

No one but the most bleeding heart of bleeding hearts is going to be sympathetic when something bad happens to Ralph anymore. The move of turning around and crying about a bad thing happening to you doesn't work when your existence revolves around unduly wishing terrible things on people over minor shit. He can't even do the bare minimum to earn himself some easy deference like just looking a few inches past his pig snout and admitting that the majority of people who pay any attention to him were readily going out of their way to say swatting is wrong regardless of who the victim is.

It seems like a lot of the voices on here complaining about how lame it was to call emergency services on Ralph are only increasingly falling off, and I suspect it's less because muh ebil alogs and more the ordinary person simply cannot be compelled to give a shit about traditional injustice happening to someone so despicable after a point. People will care way more about a bad act happening to Jim than Ralph because Jim hasn't put himself out as such a loathsome cunt like Ralph, but Ralph can never accept he isn't owed the world's adoration in his pigbrain so he won't ever realise this treatment is a product first and foremost of his own behaviour.

 

[AltisticRight]

You never once had guns in your face you fat faggot. Half of your "swattings" this year were just medical calls.

AK-47s*

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What is this then? https://nitter.ca/TheRalphRetort/status/1513570184870645762#m
>Half his swattings were just medical calls
Yeah because after a while they stop taking it seriously and so the swatters resort to other methods to distrupt the streams.

He was only swatted this one time, congratulations, you found it!
Maybe that gay bowling venue was the second time. Either way, that's less than 5-6 as he claims. So what if it were true? Still doesn't mean anyone deserves to get swatted.
He's a reprehensible piece of human garbage but calling swat on a house you know an infant is in, that's an absolute fucking low. I don't care who celebrates and I feel no sympathies but he still doesn't deserve it. If he really is putting someone at danger, that's a different story.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

While there's dark humor to the idea of doing something to Sandra's grave, and while there's a 50-50 possibility I might chuckle out of reflex to the sheer insanity of it all if I see a photo of an anon pissing on Sandra's grave or the like. Don't do it. Anyone who actually goes so far as to fuck with the resting place of a deceased person is human garbage who deserves a bullet through their dome.

I dunno, if a person or tight knit group of people manage to maintain a bouquet of pepperoni on Patrick Tomlinson’s grave a la Edgar Allen Poe, I’d appreciate that.

 

[Keranu]

And Ralph still has expressed no concern for his own baby son being swatted.

 

[AltisticRight]

And Ralph still has expressed no concern for his own baby son being swatted.

I'm now legitimately convinced that he simply doesn't give a single shit about his son and probably, at the back of his mind, wished he was killed. How he didn't take the opportunity to roast Vickers' clout chasing and ask about the wellbeing of his son was completely beyond me. It was the easiest W in the book.