Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.5%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.5%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 101 25.2%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 71 17.7%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 161 40.1%
  • Total voters
    401
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Show with Legal Vices tonight. Maybe if Nick doesn't bitch out with the coof.
 
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He is going to stream with legal vices tonight, not a drexel stream but good enough to laugh a little. I find myself skipping a lot during this last couple of streams.

To nick: I was reading Throneworld today and you're 100% right about this shitshow, harlequins mogging custodes, I almost throw the entire beast arises saga to the trash in that moment.
 
DumDum Did Nothing Wrong said:
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Show with Legal Vices tonight. Maybe if Nick doesn't bitch out with the coof.
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I'm starting to worry about our boy Nicky. Could be something serious gents. He might have gone to his doctor and found out he needs all new organs because of excessive alcohol consumption and unless he can get all new organs he is gonna be dead in six months. Maybe we should have a go fund me to get nick new organs.
 
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AnOminous said:
He should honestly take a few minutes just to put together a general timeline, not some thoroughly scripted thing, but just a list of talking points or whatever and approximately when he should start them, because rambling for two hours before the main attraction even gets mentioned gets tiresome.

I have a secret. It's actually because he is a secret libtard and actually thinks Marbury v. Madison was properly decided.
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Agreed. His ramble streams are trying. But the boomer has so much fun I can't begrudge him.

Sounds like Nicky has been perusing the farms quite a bit.
 
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CatgirlTyranid said:
Don't mistake his attempts to shake a hornets nest for anger. He just wants attention.
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No. Our poor pal Nicky Rackets is going through some sort of personal shit he doesn't want to disclose and has him down in the dumps. Mr. Rackets is also a regular reader of this thread and is bemused by it. So to give the guy some LOLz while he is dealing with some unpleasant shit it's a good time to post the most outrageous shit possible to give the guy some LOLz when he is here reading his thread.

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Are people actually thinking he's serious? His posts always make me chuckle.

Also, I do like my hearty Nick laughs.

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Winner! It's not really that different from how lawyers write pleadings. You throw out 10000 or so defenses and see what sticks. The profession seems to be at least 50-60% bullshitting. Having worked customer service in my younger years, I can bullshit for days. Hell in my current role the ability to bullshit, lead one to come to the incorrect conclusion by leaving out key facts and/or massaging data in a certain way is very important.
 
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feral cat #6385 said:
No. Our poor pal Nicky Rackets is going through some sort of personal shit he doesn't want to disclose and has him down in the dumps. Mr. Rackets is also a regular reader of this thread and is bemused by it. So to give the guy some LOLz while he is dealing with some unpleasant shit it's a good time to post the most outrageous shit possible to give the guy some LOLz when he is here reading his thread.


Winner! It's not really that different from how lawyers write pleadings. You throw out 10000 or so defenses and see what sticks. The profession seems to be at least 50-60% bullshitting. Having worked customer service in my younger years, I can bullshit for days. Hell in my current role the ability to bullshit, lead one to come to the incorrect conclusion by leaving out key facts and/or massaging data in a certain way is very important.
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My current hypothesis is that Ralph gave the Gift to Lady Rackets who gave it to Nick who gave it to Drexel during their yearly Blood Moon Blood Brother ceremony. Upon learning that the IP2 community had AIDS, Nick rushed to find out who was patient zero of the Poz Loads (aka the Ralphamale). The LGBTQ camp donation was because someone caught him buying PrEP for himself, his hotwife, and Drexel leading to blackmail.

Nick is also distraught because Clarence Thomas will likely rule that AIDS will be called GRIDS again and Cuba will be annexed to serve as the prison colony for all those with AIDS and the furries will likely force him to wear a fursuit causing his heat allergy to flair up as they rape him.

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feral cat #6385 said:
No. Our poor pal Nicky Rackets is going through some sort of personal shit he doesn't want to disclose and has him down in the dumps. Mr. Rackets is also a regular reader of this thread and is bemused by it. So to give the guy some LOLz while he is dealing with some unpleasant shit it's a good time to post the most outrageous shit possible to give the guy some LOLz when he is here reading his thread.
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So you shit post on the Farms in hopes Rackets will see it and react?

That's dumber than sending a $50 superchat for your dead parakeet
 
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HodgePodgeRogerDodger said:
My current hypothesis is that Ralph gave the Gift to Lady Rackets who gave it to Nick who gave it to Drexel during their yearly Blood Moon Blood Brother ceremony. Upon learning that the IP2 community had AIDS, Nick rushed to find out who was patient zero of the Poz Loads (aka the Ralphamale). The LGBTQ camp donation was because someone caught him buying PrEP for himself, his hotwife, and Drexel leading to blackmail.

Nick is also distraught because Clarence Thomas will likely rule that AIDS will be called GRIDS again and Cuba will be annexed to serve as the prison colony for all those with AIDS and the furries will likely force him to wear a fursuit causing his heat allergy to flair up as they rape him.

Please donate to my Patreon to hear more totally true rumors.
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I rate this optimistic only because it implies all furries have been rounded up and imprisoned on GRIDS Island.
 
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