Gorl World + Haydur Nation reaction channel discussion - Come sperg about the Reactmosphere, right here

[TaterFarmer]

Edit: here's some more!

Spoiler: choice Bossless Man videos

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He's a more boring, dumber version of CRP.

 

[Delilah Radio Show]

Does he only know how to sing that one note? Or is that semen retention just working its magic and deepening his voice to a monotone? (also thanks, I hate it)

That's a great question! I’ll just tag in CARY K CROOKS of Brampton, Ontario aka Monty / StoriesFromTheInternet / @strategicmillennial, KF’s own Resident Semen Retention Specialist to answer, because I’m not well-versed enough in this matter.


Tweet / Archive

Spoiler: Hi-Res

COMPUTER, PLEASE ENHANCE:

https://www.facebook.com/cary.crooks

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

Peanut, Pistachio, GORL!
Have Cliff help you through the process of making an account here, we'd probably love to hear your nonsense. We'll totally not make fun of you at all.


Ugh, jesus christ, Silvana, will you please explain the difference between dragonlordfrodo and drachenlord to those two retards. It is your national responsibility, Silvana.

Edit: funniest stream I've seen in a a while.

 

[Red Mask]

Monty is just sick. Just wow...he'll rake in the dough though. :/

 

[Captain’s Coffee]

Peanut, Pistachio, GORL!
Have Cliff help you through the process of making an account here, we'd probably love to hear your nonsense. We'll totally not make fun of you at all.


Ugh, jesus christ, Silvana, will you please explain the difference between dragonlordfrodo and drachenlord to those two retards. It is your national responsibility, Silvana.

I agree totally. Since Peanut had to give way to Pistachio who has to pretend she doesn’t exist on YT, we don’t get enough Peanut, old-style.

 

[TaterFarmer]

Monty live blaming his "business partner, Jack Splint" for everything? I personally do not believe that "Jack Splint" is anything beyond his imaginary friend.

 

[BBJ_4_Ever]

Monty live blaming his "business partner, Jack Splint" for everything? I personally do not believe that "Jack Splint" is anything beyond his imaginary friend.

Isn't "Jack Splint" Monty's erectile dysfunction tool after he's had too long of a spell of semen retention?

 

[Porch Cake]

HA! I called it a long time ago that he's asexual. Everything about him reeks of it. I'm sure "semen retention" is a viable way of life when you're very presence makes women feel like they need the police on speed dial.

Do you happen to remember when he was first reacting to gorlworld? He would insert a green-screened cutout of himself in the bottom corner of the screen with his gray hoodie drawn up over his head obscuring his face. I remember seeing that and thinking, what a freaking incel. Looks like he hasn't dipped into his audience of cougars for fear of losing his superpowers. Maybe he should go play My Little Pony with Peetz.

 

[Atomic Age Animal]

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Spoiler: ARCHIVE | Stories from the Internet - Let's Discuss Cholyflower & Jack Splint my ex-friend and business partner

This is just embarrassing. His "friend," "Jack Splint" got into drugs and alcohol and posted a bunch of misogynist stuff that some other tard, Choly, is calling out. But he didn't write it! Monty had no access to the domain and WordPress when this was going on! Don't worry though: he has access back now. The no-fap retardation though? All him. So what!? It was a hot trend! (lul no fap as a "hot trend.")

One of the people on live with him, Eerie Pepperoni, says that it was "insensitive" to bring this up during a time that's "challenging to women's rights." LMFAO WUT? No abortions for Burgerlandians, therefore...don't make fun of Monty? Another woman on stream with him, Andrea: "Everything posted on the Farms is posted with an intention. It's not because they believe in free speech and happiness." It's a conspiracy by certain individuals to target Monty. Bitch, no1curr about Monty apart for the lulz he provides and this just expands the lulz Monty himself has given everyone access to.

Monty's just trying to not live paycheck to paycheck, so he had to jump on the trends! He was trying to be edgy! He was trying to clickbait when he wrote that stuff! Wait, I thought "Jack Splint" was writing all this stuff though?

Jumpin' on ban'wagons! Rude! An injustice! Monty just hit 10 000! This is eatin' into Monty's Foodie research time just to address pettiness. Monty is a prompt communicator in DMs!

The usual "Farms bad" and "Farms scurry" and "Farms not credible" (no matter how clearly and soundly sourced) in the chat. Also? Farms is deragority! Wait, we're what?


Y'all a bunch of deragority crippled faggots!



Another low-tier, Angry Leech-style cluster B cow who gets a little attention and thinks she's the center of the site.

Monty sounds really sullen and tense. You know what would help with that?

Spoiler

 

[Captain’s Coffee]

Spoiler: Little more YDHB Werewolf Sim…..well, we’ll see

• SARA! Pleeeaase, fix your audio. You sound like a little mouse.
• Oooh, we are going to ‘spice up‘ the living quarters….happy days!
  
• First quote: “I cannot work out how to make her not-naked.“. (Well, not without its interest but not a fantastic start. And her we have the lovely juxtaposition between Detro (having graced us with his good self) and aforementioned naked Werewolf.
• 
  
• So now we get a short description of what The Sims Werewolf content is all about. Quote away, Pierogi: “ It’s just like a weirdly Furry. You can be a full on Furry and yet so humanoid, it’s creepy….AND…you can pee on the floor!
• With the option to a) mop it up, or b) play in it.
• 
  
• Ok. I’ve also got the option to “Devour the fridge”
• 
  
• Damn! He ate the whole appliance!
• We found out how to dress our Werewolf….enjoy Sara’s stylish aspirations:
• 
• Ok, so we have a fully clothed Furry……pray, continue….
• 
  We must take note of or create some meaning full holidays……(Sara has no idea…so….we click off). And we rapidly discover that some rude person is using our telescope without permission. How dare you!.
• Right. We travel to a crappy ‘bar’ which seems to be a bus, get a drink and immediately manage to pick a fight.
• 
  
  
• She is immediately ostracised and chased away for fight in the middle of nowhere.
• 
  She returns home having lost, depressed and seems to cook up something from the replaced fridge she devoured earlier…back in ‘human form’.
• (Extra point here. I wish Sara would master the art of making fun, interesting, ‘normal’ Sims streams before trying the ‘Trendy’ and ‘Key Words get me Views’. Werewolf DLC….sorry continue.)
• Right. We’ve cooked a turkey. But we are too mad to eat it…? Well, trying to understand it’s because of the WW dlc and they’re both having problems with the ‘territorial’ function. IDK. I’ve not played. I’m guessing there are a load of problems that come with the Werewolf DLC involving ‘territory’, ‘hunting’. and food.
• Since that was a fail….Sara’s next idea? “Let’s go pick a fight with someone!”.
• Lets fight with Katrina “She’s a bitch!”
• 
  We end up fighting a vampire instead…..ok, “If I knew she was a vampire, I wouldn’t have picked a fight.”
• 
• It would seem we’ve been abducted to a mysterious Red Room!?
• 
  
• but TBH, Sara is that un-engaging, this is hard to spend hours on.
• It is becoming increasingly clear that Sara has NO idea how to make interesting Sims content. My JD and Coke is kicking in. The cat wants to me to go to bed. I will end here for now. Maybe the Red Room will be fun…or not. I’ll check it out.
• Here ends your light relief, palette cleanser. Pierogi Plays Werewolves.

please tell me to delete if you don’t want Pierogi Sims. I keep the faith it might one day provide fun, but I know it’s not the greatest yet.

 

[Malory]

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This is just embarrassing. His "friend," "Jack Splint" got into drugs and alcohol and posted a bunch of misogynist stuff that some other tard, Choly, is calling out. But he didn't write it! Monty had no access to the domain and WordPress when this was going on! Don't worry though: he has access back now. The no-fap retardation though? All him. So what!? It was a hot trend! (lul no fap as a "hot trend.")

One of the people on live with him, Eerie Pepperoni, says that it was "insensitive" to bring this up during a time that's "challenging to women's rights." LMFAO WUT? No abortions for Burgerlandians, therefore...don't make fun of Monty? Another woman on stream with him, Andrea: "Everything posted on the Farms is posted with an intention. It's not because they believe in free speech and happiness." It's a conspiracy by certain individuals to target Monty. Bitch, no1curr about Monty apart for the lulz he provides and this just expands the lulz Monty himself has given everyone access to. Monty's just trying to not live paycheck to paycheck, so he had to jump on the trends! He was trying to be edgy! He was trying to clickbait when he wrote that stuff! Wait, I thought "Jack Splint" was writing all this stuff though?

Jumpin' on ban'wagons! Rude! An injustice! Monty just hit 10 000! This is eatin' into Monty's Foodie research time just to address pettiness. Monty is a prompt communicator in DMs!

The usual "Farms bad" and "Farms scurry" and "Farms not credible" (no matter how clearly and soundly sourced) in the chat. Also? Farms is deragority! Wait, we're what?

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Y'all a bunch of deragority crippled faggots!

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Another low-tier, Angry Leech-style cluster B cow who gets a little attention and thinks she's the center of the site.

Monty sounds really sullen and tense. You know what would help with that?

Spoiler

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Farms is only credible when it's about Chantal or when Monty needs one of @krazy orange cat 's archived videos for his content.

 

[Malory]

Forgive the double post, but I was having issues getting these in order while also trying to edit my last comment and simultaneously being a mobile fag. Hope this makes up for it:

MEGA PHOTO DUMP of @strategicmillennial ‘s full interaction with a 19 year old, originally posted about by @ADHD further up. We’ve got ableism, threats, derision towards low tier women and feminists, topped off with *chef’s kiss* Monty’s shirtless selfie linked via Imgur (man that Jack did Monty DIRTY by impersonating him like this)

 

[PublicChaos]

This is the deleted comment from the exchange Malory shared.

 

[krazy orange cat]

Here is the text from the RSS feed of the bosslessmindset website. In case he starts deleting, the text of all of the articles is here along with html code.

https://bosslessmindset.com/feed/

I've uploaded it as a text document for archives.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

I made a Beta Monty vs Chad Dragonlordfrodo for fun, it's an empty template and anyone can use it to do whatever. There's a nipple on a blowup doll so I'm spoilering it so I don't run afoul of anyone.

Spoiler: nsfw

Semen retention is the best thing to come out of haydur nation in YEARS.

 

[Red Mask]

Honestly, talking to someone like him sounds like a huge waste of time. ”Low Tier Beckys” are lucky.

 

[krazy orange cat]

Another Montego Cruz aka @strategicmillennial website - https://manofmars.com/author/montego-cruz



RSS feed for text of the articles

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

Huh. A man that makes a side living by stalking and obsessing over a deranged, obese woman is mentally unhinged himself? Go figure.

 

[TaterFarmer]

Huh. A man that makes a side living by stalking and obsessing over a deranged, obese woman is mentally unhinged himself? Go figure.

What is his day job? Or is he still living with his mommy?

 

[Fatty2988]

His quora page: https://www.quora.com/profile/Montego-Cruz