Super Hans
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He's got to have at least a dozen Magic Bullets, I get that someone faggy as Jack will complain that it's not uniformly shredded, but he's in no position to whine.
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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He's got to have at least a dozen Magic Bullets, I get that someone faggy as Jack will complain that it's not uniformly shredded, but he's in no position to whine.
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I’m gonna get shit for saying this but I’m an atheist and no, atheist don’t really “pray” with you. They might humor you and “pray” so that you will leave. But, no, we don’t pray. Stop lying Jack
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This kind of pickle is super easy and one of the few Jack things where he could have, if he took a couple minutes, not just completely Jacked it up. I've been doing these lately and there is nothing tastier than fridge pickles. I just eat them with everything.
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He has a cheese grater attachment for his stand mixer. This is the same stand mixer he never uses, despite it being one of the few kitchen gadgets he has that is useful.
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I’m waiting for the day until he has to sell it all. My god, that will be one giant yard sell.
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Jack equating himself with God is so gross. I’m not even that religious, but I do hate a major God complex when I see them.
Also I’m pretty sure shitting and fucking are more natural than prayer last I checked.
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It's called being polite, Jack, something you never learned how to do.
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I'm pretty sure he means if he asks an atheist if he can pray for them and they go: "Yeah sure whatever." because I can't see any atheist hanging out in prayer circles with Jack.
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Oh, come the fuck on. What stranger is Jack praying with, the kid working the drive thru window at Arby's? There are plenty of good Christians, but Jack isn't one of them. He's a poster boy for the seven deadly sins:
1. Pride - considers himself a "top chef" even though he can't boil water properly.
2. Envy - insanely jealous of any one that has more success than him.
3. Wrath - beat his son and beats his dog when they "misbehave".
4. Gluttony - no explanation needed.
5. Lust - his latent homosexual tendencies.
6. Sloth - can't walk more than five feet.
7. Greed - constantly coming up with get rich schemes and sketchy accounting so he doesn't have to actually work.
In short, if there is a hell, Jack's got a first class ticket.
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Look if God means that much to you and it's important for you to pray for me... and I like you... then you can pray over me if you want. But this stroked out retard if he were to say, "let me pray over you" I'd either laugh in his face and taunt him as I walked away using both my legs. Or I'd suddenly fall to the ground and start convulsing while trying to speak in a "demon" voice and have him think he's winning the war against Satan. Then a few moments later stop, look at him and go, "is that it?".
Or he probably corners them while waiting in line at Sam's Club and tries to pray over them there and the other guy is just thinking to themselves that they need to be nice to the retard in the scooty puff.
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Jack is following Tammy around at Sam's Club on the scooty puff when something catches his eye: 10lb. value packs of hot italian sausage, buy one get one half off!
"MOMMY WIFE A SALE!!!" Jack exclaims as he takes off at top speed towards the sausages.
"Jack! No! Be c..." Tammy starts to yell as Jack slams into a fellow shopper, the basket on his scooty puff digging into her hip and sending her to the floor. Tammy waddles over to the woman and helps her up. "That looks painful but don't worry we will take care of it. Let me get your name so we can send thoughts and prayers your way". Jack then zips up from behind with 40lbs. of sausage in his lap and asks Tammy if they should get more.
Jack then comes home and makes that post about praying for atheists.
Laughingjoke2
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Jack you can't even put your hands together to pray.
jitter
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Not to mention his gastrosexual identity. Nothing turns Jack on more than his next meal, contributing to his other sins.
TheLazyMan
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Hello FoodJacks! The Lazy Man here. Be sure to do Your Patriotic Duty and tune in to watch us light off a sketchy roadside-tent-acquired Saturn Missile Battery
of legally-protected [ God Bless America ] satire! We're gonna see how much cheese we can wrap around our pickle chips and discuss the "Battle of Valley Merch"
and other historical contexts for Jack's awfulness. Join us, Patriots! #PatrioticChickenAndTheLazyMilitiaMan
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of legally-protected [ God Bless America ] satire! We're gonna see how much cheese we can wrap around our pickle chips and discuss the "Battle of Valley Merch"
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How much cheese does this nigga eat in a year? He's obsessed. He's a contorted monster built on cheese.
abobe
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I'd say around 100lbs, if not more.
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Jack, desperate for the delicious spiced breading that is present on most fried foods, again slathers a vegetable in shreddy cheese in the deluded hope it will transmutate into breading. Once more it fucking fails in every single metric, and the fat retard seethes that his fake and gay diet prevents him from eating fried veggies.
Seriously, cheese will not ever taste right or form a crust in the way that breading does. Especially the wood pulped covered shreddy cheese that already struggles to melt and crisp. I get that cheese is one of the few Not-meats Jack can eat and enjoy, but it's getting pathetic at this point.
Also as mentioned, healthy my ass; a fried pickle chip with the evil carbs and all has three times less calories than this piece of shit, tastes an order of magnitude better, and still does less damage to his pancreas than the sugar water he calls coffee.
Also on temperature? I could actually see doing a pickle chip at 400 like Jack does. They're fairly thinly sliced after all and it might make a firmer crust if desired than if you did it at 350. I honestly think it'd be a fair modification to the recipe if it was done by anyone else but Jack. But you'd have to keep an eye and nose out on them, since they'd burn all the faster due to the added heat. Also it's possible the texture gets affected for the worse, since heating rate changes. Lastly, this fat baby only is arguing for high heat because he want the pickles with cheese now mommy-wife.
He then fucks that up by PUTTING THEM INTO MUFFIN PANS. So yeah, metal? Conductor of heat; it gets hot very fast. What that means also is it will cook the outside of your item for you too. So yeah, burned cheesy pickles for Jack. Good job.
He's really overselling his totally existing sense of taste too. He does performative mooing even before he takes his first bite. Good fucking job you stupid liar. And yes, of course he says they're good. God forbid he ever take an L; fuck's sake he refuses to even rate places on Fat on the Go bad since he thinks it makes HIM look bad.
God what a failure of a show.
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"Sugar is poison." "I see too many people with junk food in their cart."
Piggy's retweets.
Piggy's retweets.
He's the kind of guy that thinks everything on the internet is sent to him personally, which is really absurd but not really surprising
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Come to think of it his show is more of a mukbang rather than a food review considering the format. I wonder what he thinks of mukbang and its community?