Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. THIS IS NOT A POLITICAL DEBATE THREAD.

People believe literally anything, as long as it's something negative about Trump.
I'd like to hear a negative opinion on him from someone who isn't politically retarded.
People refuse to believe literally anything, as long as it's something negative about Trump.

The greatest trick this corpulent boomer ever pulled was politicizing objective analysis of his words and actions.

I think the guy is fucked, but if I was offered the ability to deflect any criticism of me with "lol cope and seethe" and have 30 million retards repeat "lol seethe tranny" I'd fucking take it.
 
The greatest trick this corpulent boomer ever pulled was politicizing objective analysis of his words and actions.

I think the guy is fucked, but if I was offered the ability to deflect any criticism of me with "lol cope and seethe" and have 30 million retards repeat "lol seethe tranny" I'd fucking take it.
I’m not sure if Trump was the first guy to do this, but I think he’s the first to make it look this freaking easy.
 
That diet Pepsi comment is a 100% peak Karen moment :story:

Is it just me, or does this thing make him feel more unhinged. I'd certainly would love to see him go to trial over January 6. It would be a fucking riot.
His love for Diet Coke is one of the most human aspects about Trump.

But I'm a Monster Ultra Blue Chad. 8)
 
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I know it was definitely the least important part of the Jan 6 hearings, but the image of Trump throwing a tantrum and chucking his ketchupy lunch at the walls in impotent rage is all the proof you need that this thread belongs here.
The fact he screams angrily over receiving diet pepsi instead of diet coke also helps
 
The fact he screams angrily over receiving diet pepsi instead of diet coke also helps
Diet Coke in my opinion at least is essentially the most Aspertame strong diet soda. Straight on the tongue it's just an instant hit of ridiculous sweet flavor followed by an ungodly aftertaste. I'm convinced if you just dumped 8 packets of Sweet-N-Low into Soda Water it'd taste similar to Diet Coke.

The people who are madly in love with Diet Coke (like DJT) have destroyed their palettes by consuming that trash. I mean all fucking Soda is bad for you unless it's within strict moderation but god Diet Coke will make normal cheap candy like M&Ms feel reserved in sweetness by proxy. Diet Pepsi is nowhere near the lousiness of Diet Coke. It's just mediocre where Diet Coke will make a normal drinker think "Why is this swill being made?" It's the Miracle Whip of Soda.

wait... why the fuck am I sperging about Diet Soda? Whatever I already typed it all out.
 
People refuse to believe literally anything, as long as it's something negative about Trump.
You're not wrong
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The fact he screams angrily over receiving diet pepsi instead of diet coke also helps
I think you've been trolled.
It is a hilarious mental image but that email thing was a joke I'm pretty sure
 
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Diet Coke in my opinion at least is essentially the most Aspertame strong diet soda. Straight on the tongue it's just an instant hit of ridiculous sweet flavor followed by an ungodly aftertaste. I'm convinced if you just dumped 8 packets of Sweet-N-Low into Soda Water it'd taste similar to Diet Coke.

The people who are madly in love with Diet Coke (like DJT) have destroyed their palettes by consuming that trash. I mean all fucking Soda is bad for you unless it's within strict moderation but god Diet Coke will make normal cheap candy like M&Ms feel reserved in sweetness by proxy. Diet Pepsi is nowhere near the lousiness of Diet Coke. It's just mediocre where Diet Coke will make a normal drinker think "Why is this swill being made?" It's the Miracle Whip of Soda.

wait... why the fuck am I sperging about Diet Soda? Whatever I already typed it all out.
I get sick of just water so diet coke (and sometimes diet pepsi) are a guilty pleasure of mine. I know, heresy
 
The Wayback Machine archived his retard blog several times that afternoon and evening and that post was never there. As plausible as it feels, it’s fake.

He surely thought it, though.
Yeah I looked into it, and it is admittedly fake, it's funny but I mean the fact he seems to make CWC tier nicknames and is still salty over losing the 2020 election still proves he's a lolcow
 
Yeah I looked into it, and it is admittedly fake, it's funny but I mean the fact he seems to make CWC tier nicknames and is still salty over losing the 2020 election still proves he's a lolcow
The Diet Pepsi thing is bullshit, but who needs that when we now know from sworn testimony that he pitched his lunch at the wall after finding out Barr told AP that there's no evidence for election fraud or a plausible premise to believe so.

Anyone insisting that's a lie, won't do so under sworn testimony. Lolcows everywhere.
 
Trump truly is the GREATEST president of all times, with only the GREATEST people in his entourage.

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Truly, with capable, respectable people like this on his side, who would question Trump's version of events surrounding the election?
Who’d pay 50 dollars for chanclas, let alone 80?
 
The fact he screams angrily over receiving diet pepsi instead of diet coke also helps
Remember when he said he will stop drinking Diet Coke over the right thinking the company went “woke” but a few days later there was a pic of him with a can of diet coke next to him lol. This still makes me laugh
 
Who’d pay 50 dollars for chanclas, let alone 80?
They're Mypillow branded which makesiteven more funny and insane. I literally checked this thread out of curiosity of what the fuck was even going on in here expecting it to solely be people doing thecircular "orange guy bad and mean and crazy!!!" shit but then i go to the newestpage and i'm met with genuinely funny wacky shit. Mypillow brand flip flops especially at this price makes me wonder if the mypillo guy's gotten hooked on drugs or something again. Dude's got a wild ass history for a pillow merchant. the mypillow guy lore runs deep.
 
They're Mypillow branded which makesiteven more funny and insane. I literally checked this thread out of curiosity of what the fuck was even going on in here expecting it to solely be people doing thecircular "orange guy bad and mean and crazy!!!" shit but then i go to the newestpage and i'm met with genuinely funny wacky shit. Mypillow brand flip flops especially at this price makes me wonder if the mypillo guy's gotten hooked on drugs or something again. Dude's got a wild ass history for a pillow merchant. the mypillow guy lore runs deep.
And he’s got a thread here. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/mike-...low-guy-realmikelindel-michaeljlindell.83480/
 
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