Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain) - One Gaming Lolcow Thread

[Moja Zemlja]

Seems like Jim is actually getting somewhere with his wrestling stuff, credit to him because I never thought he'd gain any traction with it and he is obviously passionate about it but its going to be very interesting to see how many matches in he'll get before his back gives out.

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[BoomerSperg1922]

All those in shape guys next to flabby mc useless.

 

[stupid orc]

Seems like Jim is actually getting somewhere with his wrestling stuff, credit to him because I never thought he'd gain any traction with it and he is obviously passionate about it but its going to be very interesting to see how many matches in he'll get before his back gives out.

in reality hes just being booked to scam his low iq fans into coming to shitty indie events but i think jim could work great as a manager. he's to fat and to scared to take a bump in the ring so he's useless, but as a Ted DiBiase kind of smug heel he could work. He could play the queen of england.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

in reality hes just being booked to scam his low iq fans into coming to shitty indie events but i think jim could work great as a manager. he's to fat and to scared to take a bump in the ring so he's useless, but as a Ted DiBiase kind of smug heel he could work. He could play the queen of england.

I doubt Jim moves tickets to that degree, his fans aren't the right type of people.

 

[Skullwhalejelly]

New month, new lose, Jim's down 500 bucks and 300 patreons. He will gain subs, he always gets a few back after the intial dip.



But I wanted to look at the last few dips.

Month	dollar amount
May to June 1st	-200
April to May 1st	-256
March to April 1st	-293
February to March 1st	-300
January to February 1st	-215

This month is Double the drop.

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[Moja Zemlja]

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New month, new lose, Jim's down 500 bucks and 300 patreons. He will gain subs, he always gets a few back after the intial dip.

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But I wanted to look at the last few dips.

Month	dollar amount
May to June 1st	-200
April to May 1st	-256
March to April 1st	-293
February to March 1st	-300
January to February 1st	-215

This month is Double the drop.

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I wouldn't get too hyped just yet, Jim still has a loyal fanbase that is likely the core of his income so while he still shits out videos and dumb shit is happening with video games I doubt we'll see any real meaningful decrease for a long while. Though this faster decline seems to correlate with the increasing sub loss so maybe all this troon shit is finally starting to drive off the people who argee with the message but don't care for having the troon shit shoved down their throat almost every video.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

I wouldn't get too hyped just yet, Jim still has a loyal fanbase that is likely the core of his income so while he still shits out videos and dumb shit is happening with video games I doubt we'll see any real meaningful decrease for a long while. Though this faster decline seems to correlate with the increasing sub loss so maybe all this troon shit is finally starting to drive off the people who argee with the message but don't care for having the troon shit shoved down their throat almost every video.

The recession will also hit Jim. People are having to cut expenses. Expenses are going up, and Jim is getting less. This will hit him harder now than before. Not to mention he'll have less new patrons and more patrons will be leaving regardless of if they want to.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Seems like Jim is actually getting somewhere with his wrestling stuff, credit to him because I never thought he'd gain any traction with it and he is obviously passionate about it but its going to be very interesting to see how many matches in he'll get before his back gives out.
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PCW I have actually heard of, vaguely, and their account has 66k followers on Twitter. The others, meanwhile...Resurgence has almost 3k, Sovereign has almost 2k and Avant-Garde Wrestling has --brace yourselves-- 91 followers. No, I didn't forget to add the k.

I don't want to come off as a Pat Tomlinson clout-huffer, but I would expect promotional accounts to have significantly large social media followings if they are actually relevant in their given industry, so it seems like I was right when I said the gigs Jim was boasting about really are just empty church halls and community centres (to the surprise of none of us, I'm sure).

 

[Pickle Inspector]

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Simon Miller is a bit of an internet darling in the internet wrestling community (He does a review show on WhatCulture Wrestling called Ups & Downs with the channel having 2.06 million YouTube subscribers and Simon being the most popular host there) so if Jim manages to accidently hurt him in the ring he's going to be a very unpopular man.

 

[Aaron Costello]

Smart thinking, Jim. He wants to build his wrestling career, but he moved out of the deep south? That's a 4D chess move right there.

 

[Oliver Onions]

The UK does actually have a pretty big wrestling scene, relatively speaking, but I have no idea what kind of long-term professional prospects there are there.

 

[Ooonkeh]

The UK does actually have a pretty big wrestling scene, relatively speaking, but I have no idea what kind of long-term professional prospects there are there.

In general, the biggest would be NXT UK - a feeder company for the big boy WWE. For Jim, absolutely none, as no actual professional company will be full time hiring a heart attack to be in a dress.

 

[Prince Vegeta]

For Jim, absolutely none, as no actual professional company will be full time hiring a heart attack to be in a dress.

For making me snort my tea over the cat with the words 'heart attack in a dress', I award you this award. His pasty, sweaty face will forever now remind me of that.

 

[Moja Zemlja]

The UK does actually have a pretty big wrestling scene, relatively speaking, but I have no idea what kind of long-term professional prospects there are there.

There is no long term prospects for Jim in wrestling, regardless of his shitty back he likely isn't putting in the work to be able to have muscle backing up his immense weight so his ability to wrestle is severly limited. He simply doesn't have the physical ability to perform and if anyone remembers the clips of his fights that he's put in his videos its very obvious that his opponent is putting in all the effort to make the moves look good, a good example of this is the spinning wheel kick in the intro.

 

[The Lawgiver]

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Nice clown shoes Jim, very fitting for your new identity, can't imagine why you're getting funny looks from people outside.

He looks like he's going to fucking eat her lmao. I know this was a few days ago but holy fucking shit there's no light in those eyes.

 

[Hyro]

In general, the biggest would be NXT UK - a feeder company for the big boy WWE. For Jim, absolutely none, as no actual professional company will be full time hiring a heart attack to be in a dress.

He could be the new King Kong Bundy I guess

 

[BrainSand63]

Seems like Jim is actually getting somewhere with his wrestling stuff, credit to him because I never thought he'd gain any traction with it and he is obviously passionate about it but its going to be very interesting to see how many matches in he'll get before his back gives out.

I mean, is wrestling other trannies and retards in a warehouse in front of 50-100 autistic wrestling nerds really considered “getting somewhere?” I could be wrong, but I would assume you don’t get paid for this garbage, right?

I don’t think he could ever make it to any premier wrestling league considering that no normal audience wants to see some morbidly obese genderblob in a jumpsuit lumber around a ring like a dying bear...but it’s the UK, so nothing would really surprise me I guess.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

He could be the new King Kong Bundy I guess

From what I can tell aside from his poor cardio and likely only being hired because of the built-in audience the problem with Jim as a wrestler is he doesn’t do the whole fat guy villain thing despite it being clear that’s what he is.

Like he’ll try doing jump kicks but I’ve never seen him doing anything that emphasis his weight like this:

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[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

Didn’t he used to bill his character as Stardust the super-heavy supervillain or something.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

It's been 1 year since I've watched a Jim Sterling video and I don't plan on watching his shit anytime soon. Ever since he trooned out he just seemed bland and boring, after making all the obligatory tranny jokes there really is nothing remotely interesting about him.