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[stupid frog]

I read somewhere that lesbian bed death is a product of lesbians fucking A LOT when they first get together. Basically, the idea is that they burn themselves out banging so much and so often. So this couldn't be lesbian bed death because I'm guessing the number of times Penny has mounted Kevvy is countable on one hand. This is like the opposite of lesbian bed death in that way - Kevvy and Penny probably poked heavy other halfheartedly a couple times and decided it wasn't worth the effort and then stopped rather than burning out in a blaze of sex marathons.

Kevin doesn't do anal, and Penny is the "dom" so I doubt he'd let Kev put it in his butt.

lol so I don't think they've ever had sex.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

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[stupid frog]

They're so fucking ugly. I hope his box is fucked and he gets doubles instead of a set.

 

[The Silent Perjority]

Mate I love that take that Kev is getting false tits installed so at least people will realise he's trying to be a woman!

There are a lot of bohemian types in both Finsbury and Brighton, where he visited in the UK, so yeah, unless he specifically stated it I doubt anyone knew he was Trans. He's way too bloke.

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

He is so fucking ugly. I hope his box is fucked (amhole) and he gets doubles (4 tits) instead of a set (2 tits).

I was half asleep and interpreted it this way. A monkey paw scenario where his amhole explodes and he gets 4 freakish mommy-milkers installed, which also end up exploding.
Either way, I agree with you.

 

[AMHOLIO]

See also, all the stuff about trannies being the legacy of a divine super-race of TIMs (and TIFs when they remember they exist, but way less) worshiped by all tan people everywhere.

Theoretically, the Christian God doesn't have a gender, he just is and is beyond human comprehending. So maybe they should all worship the big nonbinary God that the tan people came up with back in the day?

 

[AngryTreeRat]

Theoretically, the Christian God doesn't have a gender, he just is and is beyond human comprehending. So maybe they should all worship the big nonbinary God that the tan people came up with back in the day?

Enby God wants you to chop off your cocks and sew up your cunts!

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

Theoretically, the Christian God doesn't have a gender, he just is and is beyond human comprehending. So maybe they should all worship the big nonbinary God that the tan people came up with back in the day?

Tan people gods only count if their actual worshipers have been dead for centuries, or they’re religions that don’t seek converts so they don’t have to adopt any actual code.

 

[Hitman One]

Kevryn looks like a Faulknerian man-child who might just try to fuck a cow -- or alpaca, rather -- when he thinks you're not watching him. Love your sideburns, nigger.

Nigga that is one masculine skull. Mirin' this nigga's bone structure.

 

[Piss Bear]

Nigga that is one masculine skull. Mirin' this nigga's bone structure.

Idk how you can make out his skull under all the fat on his face. All I see is the butt-chin.

 

[stupid frog]

I can't wait until a dog destroys his stupid dino stuffed toy.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Tan people gods only count if their actual worshipers have been dead for centuries, or they’re religions that don’t seek converts so they don’t have to adopt any actual code.

Had troonism not already filled a religious hole in many of their hearts, I'd say someone inventing a new religion based around the worship of trans gods woule be one hell of a great grift. It would also be peak cow religion and I'd be all for that.

I can't wait until a dog destroys his stupid dino stuffed toy.

I fear for the dog, though.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I can't wait until a dog destroys his stupid dino stuffed toy.

Kevryn washes that toy with the bedsheets* so their dogs find the stupid dino stuffed toy fucking disgusting and wouldn't tear it to shreds.
*no fucking idea if he even washes the toy

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

Had troonism not already filled a religious hole in many of their hearts, I'd say someone inventing a new religion based around the worship of trans gods woule be one hell of a great grift. It would also be peak cow religion and I'd be all for that.

Conspiracy theory where Hermaphroditus was the chief of the Greek pantheon before the cis-hets replaced them with Zeus and Hera.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Enby God wants you to chop off your cocks and sew up your cunts!

Time for a resurgence of the Skoptsy, I guess.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Kind of weird how "queerplatonic" so closely resembles "lesbian bed death". Maybe Phil, Kevryn, and ShitBreath really are true wahmen. LOL but no.

His hornyposting always gives the impression he's having an aneurysm, and maybe he is:

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Kevryn looks like a Faulknerian man-child who might just try to fuck a cow -- or alpaca, rather -- when he thinks you're not watching him. Love your sideburns, nigger.

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He actually looks like a woman in this pic this woman to be exact.

Almost the exact same face too.

 

[stupid frog]

Had troonism not already filled a religious hole in many of their hearts, I'd say someone inventing a new religion based around the worship of trans gods woule be one hell of a great grift. It would also be peak cow religion and I'd be all for that.

They already argue that trans gods and shit existed though.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I wonder when it will end, or "peak". The death rate of Brazilian butt-lifts is horrifying. Shows like "Botched" show what happens when things go wrong. Gas and food is more expensive, so who has 20k lying around for surgery?
But everytime I think, OK, this is it, the pendulum will start to swing the other way, it doesn't.

I can imagine Kevin getting a Brazilian to delude himself into thinking that he is a woman.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

They already argue that trans gods and shit existed though.

Indeed, Lord Vivec certainly was a degenerate hermaphrodite, but he definitely was not a loony troon.

 

[FinnSven]

They already argue that trans gods and shit existed though.

Yep. Hermaphrodities.

Krishna and the Buddha, sort of too, but they are Avatars.
Avatars are living embodiments of God/Gods, as such they can be ambiguous and change shape and ting.

Loki of the Norse pantheon, even if he technically was something older than the Aesir, turned into a female horse in order to get pregnant and give birth to an eight legged stallion.

This is just a tiny scratch, but yes there are tones of gods who could switch genders.

Again this is collectively way more likely just to be part of the magic of the stories about them, being Otherworld beings with supernatural powers, than basing them on real people.

Hermaphrodities was probably thought up after actually observing hermaphroditism, but that does not mean men who wanted their cocks chopped off were considered gods. They would be considered idiots.