DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Shirō Ishii]

Honestly, you can tell the court didn't give a fuck about the cases, like how that guy with a boat yelled in glee that he got away with it (funniest part of that bankruptcy call imo). Either they didn't care since it was through phone so they wanted to get it over with or Washington has the easiest bankruptcy court to defraud. Because if you would look at his paperwork (which Rekieta did) you could see so many errors and contradictions to his filing. Also I was shocked the judge wouldn't look into Phils case because having a job labeled as "online content creator" I would look through that filing and question how someone spends more than they earn on making videos for the internet.

I had friends and family go through bankruptcies and those fuckers questioned every expense and earning the person made. Again, Phil got lucky with his bankruptcy and he should have taken that opportunity to better his life and his mare's life. But naw the fucker still overspends on doordash, jpeg sweaty men, and god knows what other useless crap.

The thing is the trolls, fans, YouTube, or any other force will not stop Phil from what he is doing. The only person that will ruin his life will be him because sooner or later he will slip up causing the authorities to rain fire and brimstone down on his life. If not then Phil made a deal with the devil so he will get his punishment in the afterlife.

I think this was a big factor but Phil's bankruptcy hearing happened right when COVID happened. This was discussed 2 years ago but everything was out of whack, things piled up, etc. So it wasn't a "normal" hearing anyway. Which I think is why the court didn't care about the cases as they were probably piled up from everything and having to adjust to it not being in person.

To add to @Cistern Rumbler , the best trolling we got with Phil was when Nigel was doxing his WWE Guild Members and getting him kicked out from each faction.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

"Super Castlevania, also known as Castlevania 4"

Wtf is with his autism... it's literally just called Super Castlevania IV... you sound so much stupider when you try and overexplain things.

His brain is seriously autistic with names. Like how he has to refer to Washington as Washington STATE every single time it's brought up. This is despite the fact his fanbase knows he lives near Seattle and despite the fact he's lived on the west coast for nearly a decade. Not a single person thinks he's still on the east coast yet he has to pigsplain it every single time because if
he doesn't it breaks the autistic pattern or something.

(The majority of these are within the last four years which is baffling to me)

 

[TurdFondler]

(The majority of these are within the last four years which is baffling to me)

I'll bet you that's when he learned there was a difference between the state of Washington and Washington, D.C

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

I'll bet you that's when he learned there was a difference between the state of Washington and Washington, D.C

Hey guys, did you know that in the united states, when you refer to the place of Washington, that could mean two completely different things, because for those of you not in the united states, we have a federal capital being called Washington D.C, and we have a state called Washington as well, so that's why it's important to point out the difference so people don't get confused, right?

-Phil

 

[Iron Hamster]

His brain is seriously autistic with names. Like how he has to refer to Washington as Washington STATE every single time it's brought up. This is despite the fact his fanbase knows he lives near Seattle and despite the fact he's lived on the west coast for nearly a decade. Not a single person thinks he's still on the east coast yet he has to pigsplain it every single time because if
he doesn't it breaks the autistic pattern or something.
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(The majority of these are within the last four years which is baffling to me)

I'm guessing it's because thinking about the other Washington - where the IRS is and wants their money - would send him into a thumb sucking fetal position.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

This RTU dude is insufferable. He legit thinks he is "trolling" by having his fans give Phil hundreds.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

This RTU dude is insufferable. He legit thinks he is "trolling" by having his fans give Phil hundreds.

Guess like RTU took advice from @Little Bill / @JimJimJim where the only way to own people is by giving Phil money

 

[Croppered]

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The more hilarious thing is that if they didn’t “flood any stream”, and Phil had to deal with the failure of not even being as hatable as he thinks he is.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

One of these RTU viewers will be the new whale. Just wait.

 

[UaineRunei]

This RTU dude is insufferable. He legit thinks he is "trolling" by having his fans give Phil hundreds.

RTU chat felt like a sanatorium. There are so many manchild dentheads there that it scares you.
They legit lost their shit when some wheelchair tipped $20 with the name "UglyMoistandPulsating" talking about feeding something (I wasn't paying attention).

RTU fans are all 12 year olds with money, holy shit.

 

[TJGamebox]

One of these RTU viewers will be the new whale. Just wait.

 

[JimiHendrix]

It's the lack of payoff. DSP has his constant meltdowns, yeah, and his income is slowly sinking. But then most situations he lucks through (the bankruptcy), makes up ridiculous fake stories about (his identity was stolen and cost him thousands to deal with but the information IN the leaks showing where his money really goes is all lies), or just takes another L (losing Twitch, Champions, even the 300-pound Kat photo) and limps on. He's so insulated and willing to degrade himself for money that he just avoids reality. There's only so many ways to fuck with a shut-in who won't interact with humans.

get his patreon taken down since he refuses to fulfill his obligations for it, where's that credit scroll listing his patreons?

hack his PS, you tellin' me kids can social engineer their way into his bank account, but can't get that PSN?

fat boy likes door dash, why don't somebody door dash him some bacon 5 times a day, this'll make it so he has to call every place that delivers and get them to stop, which will make it extra annoying when he actually wants to order.

there's three good options off the top of my head. there's plenty of ways to fuck with the fat boy if you so desire.

 

[Lolidaki]

get his patreon taken down since he refuses to fulfill his obligations for it, where's that credit scroll listing his patreons?

Dave himself said it "patreon isn't Kickstarter" they could give less of a shit if people are fulfilling backer goals or not.

 

[JimiHendrix]

Dave himself said it "patreon isn't Kickstarter" they could give less of a shit if people are fulfilling backer goals or not.

and i recall an email someone posted earlier that said patreon isn't and I quote "a crowd funding service"

I'm aware of the mentality, "hey, as long as they get their money, they don't care what phil does."

and then he got kicked off streamlabs was it? somethin' to do with tips. if you all want to sit there with my dick in your hand and bemoan "that'll never work" go for it, but don't complain phil's borin' then.

 

[TJGamebox]

and i recall an email someone posted earlier that said patreon isn't and I quote "a crowd funding service"

I'm aware of the mentality, "hey, as long as they get their money, they don't care what phil does."

and then he got kicked off streamlabs was it? somethin' to do with tips. if you all want to sit there with my dick in your hand and bemoan "that'll never work" go for it, but don't complain phil's borin' then.

It was the report around the time of constant chargebacks

 

[JimiHendrix]

It was the report around the time of constant chargebacks

feel like my point stands. phil is not in an indestructible bubble that he can simply roll over all obstacles with like some demented fat hamster.

if you want to get at him you can, you just need the time, money, and desire to do so.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

get his patreon taken down since he refuses to fulfill his obligations for it, where's that credit scroll listing his patreons?

They don't care. I'm sure you are aware of Spoony getting Patreon money for years and doing nothing.

hack his PS, you tellin' me kids can social engineer their way into his bank account, but can't get that PSN?

If it was a legit non-sock then this guy was an outsider who was also a Phil follower who knew that in 1982 the social security number was based on the area you were born, when you were born, and then a 4 digit number. The "hacker" I guess ran some sort of program to crack the last four or he found it somewhere in a leaked employee database for the helicopter plant.

fat boy likes door dash, why don't somebody door dash him some bacon 5 times a day, this'll make it so he has to call every place that delivers and get them to stop, which will make it extra annoying when he actually wants to order.

there's three good options off the top of my head. there's plenty of ways to fuck with the fat boy if you so desire.

Don't poz the neghole.

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

fat boy likes door dash, why don't somebody door dash him some bacon 5 times a day, this'll make it so he has to call every place that delivers and get them to stop, which will make it extra annoying when he actually wants to order.

Getting his door dash taken away would actually be a good thing for him. At his age he should not be eating fast food every day. He should be making custom home-style dishes with his wife like an Authentic Italian.

 

[King Nutsack]

"Slayer that's messed up, you might be surprised to hear that there are people who ruin their lives doing that shit man, people who just fucking sit there spending all their money on these games with randomized lootboxes. It's pretty messed up , would be nice if they didn't exist, but that's the world we live in"

 

[JimiHendrix]

They don't care. I'm sure you are aware of Spoony getting Patreon money for years and doing nothing.

i refer to you my earlier post about the patreon employee responding that is not a charity service.

If it was a legit non-sock then this guy was an outsider who was also a Phil follower who knew that in 1982 the social security number was based on the area you were born, when you were born, and then a 4 digit number. The "hacker" I guess ran some sort of program to crack the last four or he found it somewhere in a leaked employee database for the helicopter plant.

why do I give a shit how he did it? wings got his PSN hacked, I don't care if they had to call in the FBI to get it done, it got done. it's doable. you think mrstupid1 has a fuckin' cipher password over there?

Don't poz the neghole.

and I repeat myself. if you want to sit here with my dick in your hand, it's right there. get to grabbin' but don't whine phil's boring.

Getting his door dash taken away would actually be a good thing for him.

I don't care what's good for him, I care what's funny.