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Some day, Jack will be as dead as his trademarks.
The cuck face thread is already half Jack these days.
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Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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Technique is essential for all lifts. I mean you see guys with terrible form doing curls... like this faggot.
And that was only 12 pounds each arm. Imagine him trying to do actual 50 pound dumbbells without swaying back and forth and throwing out his back.
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My god, this photo makes him look so much older lmao
Aaway
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nice size XXXL shirt, jack
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I don't understand much about strokes and such, so I can be completely wrong here, but isn't Jack's absolute refusal to even try to move his stroke arm like the worst possible thing he can do? Like, I do know the arm will never be as good as before, grip strength is probably next to none, and it's probably painful, but isn't some exercise fundamental to maintain some minimal function? At least as a point of balance so a bowl doesn't slide around or wobble (because Jack has wobbly bowls for some reason).
Also the way he carries the dead arm is really weird. Like it's slightly flexed and with his wrist slightly up, almost like the handle of a silly teacup. Or like he's cupping some imaginary balls with it.
Also the way he carries the dead arm is really weird. Like it's slightly flexed and with his wrist slightly up, almost like the handle of a silly teacup. Or like he's cupping some imaginary balls with it.
DX10
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His ass is so YELLOW. Jesus.
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A fatty liver will do that to ya. Lol
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his hand is always in a cock-grabbing grip because of spasticity. this isn't uncommon in stroke victims and happens when there's brain damage in the areas that control muscle movement, which can result in stiffness/tightness in limbs. the condition can improve with the proper therapy but jack doesn't give a shit and quit therapy after a couple weeks because he didn't want to keep paying for it
i'm not sure why he doesn't just keep that thing in a sling. other posters have mentioned that his dead arm constantly hanging down all day must be putting quite a lot of pressure on his shoulder and it makes sense. you can even see on video he's sometimes leaning to his right, probably because of this
since jack isn't doing anything about it, it's only going to get worse
https://www.healthline.com/health/stroke/managing-spasticity-after-stroke#how-long-it-lasts
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God Jack is such a miserable fucker to be around. It's so clear his family doesn't enjoy spending time with him. Literally everything out of his fucking mouth is whining or annoying attempts at humor.
You are right, but Jack is a fucking retard and tried everything but actually exercising his arm. It doesn't matter at this point anyway, it's been like 4 years and the crucial time to recover after a stroke is the following months. He's stuck with the gimp arm for however little time he has left.
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The thing about PT is that after a few sessions you can stop going and keep doing the exercises at home, then go back once you've got a certain mobility for the next exercises. There's also a lot of good, free PT info online. A man too lazy to spend 20 minutes a day doing bullshit arm exercises so now he's got a rictus claw.
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But JESUS healed him. Don’t tell me his make believe friend didn’t permanently fixed it. Lol
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What the hell is this getup? A buttoned up collared shirt? Long khaki pants? Did Tammy dress him? He actually doesn’t look like a toddler for once.
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No woman would ever dress a man up like a Down syndrome kid. This is all on him.
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It's absolutely an improvement on his usual 2nd grader outfit, the cheesetastic faux-patriotic fabric pattern aside.
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It's his "Sunday best" for church. Once he gets home, it's back to looking like a slob.
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Jack looks a lot better when he dresses like a normal old dude instead of wearing a bucket hat with a bitmoji logo and a shirt with his soyface on it
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I'm sorry but wearing something like this is just beyond tacky. It cheapens the flag and what it stands for. And yet these people think they're being patriotic when wearing it.
Look how far down those sleeves are. The seams for the sleeves should be sitting on your shoulders or just slightly beyond them. Not halfway down your arms. Seriously this is a sign Jagoff is too fat as that shirt is made for a linebacker and he doesn't have the shoulders for it.
Just means that God wants him to be this way. After all that's essentially what he said when he said he was leaving it in God's hands. Or in other words he's such a lazy fucktard that he deliberately reduced his mobility because he's a lazy fucktard by not going to therapy.
Don't lie. He might have chosen that getup, including the pants that accordion around the ankles but Big T helped him get it buttoned up. He can't do that only one handed.
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Jack just had to wait until I was on vacation to finally release one of these trash fires. This month's topic is discernment, a simple concept that the boys somehow turn into a mystical prophesying power that just might let you read your neighbor's mail! It's a boring doozy, that's for sure.
- Jack wants to talk about discernment because he doesn’t think people crave it as a spiritual gift like prophecy or healing. They don’t ask for it, he thinks because they don’t know what it is.
- Darrell offers no definition of discernment and instead says that he thinks people “get nervous that somebody’s going to read their mail” when the topic of discernment comes up. Like God will start revealing their sin to the world. That’s not what discernment is.
- But… Darrell HAS actually had the Lord tell him what someone else’ sin is, and that he needed to go tell them to knock it off. So is that what discernment is, and is this superpower just dead in the water when Trucker D is in Jack’s sinful presence?
- Don’t worry though, when Darrell confronts strangers about their sin, he does it one-on-one in a loving, non-judgmental manner; Darrell doesn’t like doing this, and he always argues with God when God tells him who to target. But, this is how Darrell is called to save souls, by “loving them back to the fold.” This guy is a serial killer, right?
- Darrell prays for discernment everyday, so that he won’t be caught off guard by world events. Nothing surprises Darrell.
- Jack jumps in to get a clarification on what discernment is. Is it just being able to tell right from wrong?
- Darrell: Yes. And you can do that if you READ THE BIBLE. (Or get extra-biblical messages straight from God, I guess)
- Darrell breaks into a meandering narrative about a Facebook video he saw where a pastor was introducing a guest speaker who was a prophet that would read your mail. Darrell was dubious. That doesn’t sound like good prophecy. Good prophecy should be “edifying to the body.” Why is Darrell so concerned that someone's going to read his mail?
- Darrell thinks some people want discernment for the wrong reason. Darrell and Jack want discernment, but for the right reason.
- Jack, with a straight face, demands that Darrell call him out if he’s ever wrong, because he expects his friends to tell him the truth when he’s messed up.
- Jack wants to derail the conversation to talk about how the
WendigoSpirit works in him. - The Spirit works differently in everyone. You might get a feeling, I might hear the Spirit audibly, others might hear him in their thoughts. Jack believes that a “gut feeling” is actually (and this is word-for-word how he describes it) “the Spirit man in your tummy.”
- Darrell says his stomach doesn’t get involved when he feels a disturbance in his
forcespirit. Jack gets very defensive. “What? Your stomach doesn’t get upset? Well mine does! No! It’s not what I ate!” - Jack believes that every time he thinks something sounds suspect, that’s actually holy discernment coming directly from God, thus divinely validating every thought he thinks and angy feeling he feels. Not a narcissist.
- Darrell babbles about context for a while. If you don’t read things in context, you might be deceived by manipulative preachers. This is why you need to know the whole Bible to weed out the frauds.
- We get a retelling of the story of the rich young ruler. Jesus told this guy to sell everything he had in order to follow him, but Jesus never told the rest of the disciples to sell their things. I guess Jesus was discerning. A bunch of those lads were wealthy businessmen because they had fishing boats, so being wealthy clearly isn't a universal problem for Jesus. “Yeah!” interrupts Jack, “I don’t own a boat!” Thanks, Jack, that was really helpful.
- Back to discernment. Discernment will tell you instantly (according to Jack) who is a good or bad person. Jack has been saved by a lot of bad things because he is so discerning. I’m sure those hackers were floored by your discernment.
- Darrell quips that in this day and age, what we really need is some good old-fashioned common sense. Jack takes this opportunity to “not get political” by confirming that his godly discernment has proven him right concerning everything in the news except the weather and sports. He has discernment on all of that; and if he isn’t proven right immediately, in a year or so he’s always vindicated. “It’s so satisfying to get your discernment confirmed.” Tammy really opened Pandora’s box by introducing Jack to religion.
- Darrell seems to pick up on where Jack’s going and derails him into a lecture on making sure that even if you’re right, all glory has to go to God. You can’t take any prideful satisfaction in being correct.
- Jack closes with the hope that you now know what discernment is. Darrell closes with a dubious retelling of a Three Stooges bit.
- Until next time!
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Palate cleanser
A friend and I were talking about chili dogs, and he thought you put the kind with beans on hot dogs.
I disagreed and did a youtube search on chili sauce, and got this guy
It's a schlub cooking channel, but the dude is fucking surgical compared to Jack.
He admits his recipe is a clone.
He measures out the spices instead of dumping it like a dipshit
There is no shreddy cheese in attendance.
The prep is two-handed and robust.
There is some equipment use, but is not vulgar, and he does not claim to be sponsored.
Each step is clearly explained and shown.
Where substitutions are required, they are done in a calm manner, rather than a tantrum.
The only thing I disagreed with was the immersion blender, it made things a little too close to baby food, the sauce would have been better if he'd left the texture intact.
It's a nice departure from Jack.
His intro is too long, but New Jersites will drag a story out no matter what, so I expected it.
The video length feels legitimate and not padded.
Hah, in a follow up video he recognized audience criticism, and refined his effort. He's also significantly less schlub!
Junior Jack
He's still on Team orange, long after the loss.
But now I see the world through Diamond Painting
MERRY CHRISTMAS! In July.
Jack Sauce
Time to add the sauces to the In Memoria squirrel. One thing I will say about Jr. Jack is that he was raised like this. Fast food every day probably seems normal to him.
Jack meets Soyjack
Soyjack did not do the face!
Discernment
Apparently in mangled Midwest Jesus land, discernment means snitching. Are they using the concept of Discernment to bully each other? That sounds like Jack's kind of church!
A friend and I were talking about chili dogs, and he thought you put the kind with beans on hot dogs.
I disagreed and did a youtube search on chili sauce, and got this guy
It's a schlub cooking channel, but the dude is fucking surgical compared to Jack.
He admits his recipe is a clone.
He measures out the spices instead of dumping it like a dipshit
There is no shreddy cheese in attendance.
The prep is two-handed and robust.
There is some equipment use, but is not vulgar, and he does not claim to be sponsored.
Each step is clearly explained and shown.
Where substitutions are required, they are done in a calm manner, rather than a tantrum.
The only thing I disagreed with was the immersion blender, it made things a little too close to baby food, the sauce would have been better if he'd left the texture intact.
It's a nice departure from Jack.
His intro is too long, but New Jersites will drag a story out no matter what, so I expected it.
The video length feels legitimate and not padded.
Hah, in a follow up video he recognized audience criticism, and refined his effort. He's also significantly less schlub!
Junior Jack
He's still on Team orange, long after the loss.
But now I see the world through Diamond Painting
MERRY CHRISTMAS! In July.
Jack Sauce
Time to add the sauces to the In Memoria squirrel. One thing I will say about Jr. Jack is that he was raised like this. Fast food every day probably seems normal to him.
Jack meets Soyjack
Soyjack did not do the face!
Discernment
Apparently in mangled Midwest Jesus land, discernment means snitching. Are they using the concept of Discernment to bully each other? That sounds like Jack's kind of church!
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Oh look, no annoying soyboy smile this time. Maybe Tamham yelled at him to stop doing that shit for once.