"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

[Sammich]

Didn't some diaper fur threaten to blow his head off with a shotgun?

lol, yeah. Some dude with a bearsuit. I think it's on the literal first page of this tread.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Has Battle of Jim's Driveway commenced yet?

War... has changed. It's no longer about e-celebs, Gunts, or Candadians. It's an endless series of proxy battles fought by spergs and paypigs. War, and its consumption of life, has become a well-oiled meme machine.

 

[Dogechu_Prime]

Jim gets presents and cards to get better. Gunt gets corn cobs and adult diapers.

Ragepig hoof tweets incoming

 

[3322]

Jim, if you're reading this, please release the porch-cam footage of this fat sweaty incel in an anime shirt walking up to your door and stuttering to Jade about wanting to meet you.

 

[Null]

The first to eat his heart will inherit his throne and powers

 

[ddlloo]

The first to eat his heart will inherit his throne and powers

Will I get Jade too?

 

[Getwhatyou]

The first to eat his heart will inherit his throne and powers

Jesus null. Did you have you have to bring these thoughts into existence.

 

[Bridget]

The first to eat his heart will inherit his throne and powers

I'd rather not be turned into a tatty riddled with cancer-aids.

 

[Aquinas]

Will I get Jade too?

no, you'd have to eat her pussy for that

 

[HARSH NOISE]

no, you'd have to eat her pussy for that

Now that's just a low blow. Just because Jade is a hmong (or whatever flavor of jungle asian she is) doesn't mean you'd have to eat a cat to marry her.

 

[Aquinas]

Now that's just a low blow. Just because Jade is a hmong (or whatever flavor of jungle asian she is) doesn't mean you'd have to eat a cat to marry her.

Man, shut the fuck up bull-prepper

 

[Spez]

I hope Jim comes home and finds a full wooden effigy built in his honor and robed followers bowing to him, the rightful king and ruler of the Jimecca

 

[The Lawgiver]

I hope Jim comes home and finds a full wooden effigy built in his honor and robed followers bowing to him, the rightful king and ruler of the Jimecca

As none of them have seen his face, it's just gonna be a fucking 10 foot 3d printed and A-posed tf2 scout statue with no face.

 

[Spez]

As none of them have seen his face, it's just gonna be a fucking 10 foot 3d printed and A-posed tf2 scout statue with no face.

i don't see a problem here

 

[Sir Joahim Browinson III]

When the day come, all the internet spergs will gather to bury him viking-style. They will place his body on a boat surrounded by dakimakuras and bootleg chineese anime figures and set all this on fire, while letting it set sail.

They will also probably throw Sargon on that boat for fun too.

 

[Never Scored]

I can't wait until someone finally gets footage of Jim answering the door and it's revealed that he's been Sargon this entire time.

 

[Johnny Salami]

The first to eat his heart will inherit his throne and powers

What about the cancer, will I inherit that?

 

[Henry of Skalitz]

The first to eat his heart will inherit his throne and powers

Not happening, I'll drill his tooth, extract his DNA and make 95 clones of him for his most die-hard fans to raise like his parents in Brazil. His clones will need the heart.

 

[Ratzinger]

Today I went over to Jim's house and gave him a grift.

This shit is getting really fucking weird and I love it.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Today I went over to Jim's house and gave him a grift.
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Two women, one I think was Jim's wife was both working on a lawnmower in their garage. I talked to them and ask if they knew Jim, they were definitely familiar with him. The two were very friendly and nice people.
They were also understandbly nervous now that people on the internet have an idea of where they live now. So please be respectful.
They showed me the bag of potatoes on the porch and politely ask not to film or take photos of them and their house.
I was also anxious and excited to the point where I forgot to ask if I could meet Jim.
Walking on Jim's driveway felt like being Neil Armstrong on the moon, It felt like our generation's moon landing.
Was there for less then two minutes but I gave them a card and a can of 1919 Root Beer.


And it seem to have reached Jim.
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I am very honored, Thank you and have a good 4th of July.

In the chronicles of the centuries these events remained under the name of the First Pilgrimage.