Climaxing Sunset
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The surname Ralph is of English origin, so Ralph’s paternal ancestry is from Britain.
The Ralphadynasty - Documenting some information regarding Ralph’s lineage
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Rogal Dorn
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Oh, we absolutely have to nickname Ralph "pinky" now. That would send him right over the fucking edge. Can we do this? What's the process for this? Do we need to get authorization from Null?"Pink" Ralph?
Pinky & The Gunt. It works because although they're the same person, Pinky acts like he has a split personality.
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Also... this is Ralph's new personal theme song, and I hope people spam it in future donos:
Check out the lyrics. It's fucking perfect.
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Rezza
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>British
That explains a lot of thing about Ethan
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"Pink" Ralph?
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Sandra was a hideous retard and yet I did have consensual sex with her.
Rogal Dorn
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We all did. A whore is a whore. Still, I don't think @Null and Gator should have DP'ed her like that. It was a bit over the line.
Obscura539
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Bruh, I heard she would suck off any rancid dick just for a ride to dialysis. So getting DP’ed is pretty much a 2 mile walk in the park.
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I love how every single one of them are farmers. Ethan Ralph is hostile to us farmers and yet his entire lineage is filled with farmers.
Climaxing Sunset
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I just realized that one of Ralph’s ancestors are named Jim Ralph
Jim....
It’s as if Ralph’s life is a own. Also rather funny that the Gunt’s ancestors live in Southern Illinois. Does that make the Gunt a fake southerner?
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What did they farm, tho? Someone needs to find out... was it Corn? HOGS?
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It's Illinois. You know in your bones that they were growing corn.
Pigs can feed on corn cobs and other agricultural waste too.
Rogal Dorn
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The circle is now complete.
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he was a construction supervisor, that's literally just the guy bossing the meth heads around on the sites. that isn't a prestigious job at all. as we've seen he really has no excuse either, at least with immigrants there are some growing pains and assimilation troubles but no reason for the ralphs not to go higher in their legacy. construction is for the illiterate immigrants, not for a 9th generation american who presumably would have learned some skills farming.
A quick way to know how elite a family line is, is when they stopped farming. its always been a shitting job for shifty people. subsistence farming, barely contributing to greater society, like the tribals a before being mowed down in gun fire or roman arrows.
so the fact that it took basically being drafted into ww2 for someone in the ralphamale line to get a job besides farming should tell you how awful his family is, bet they lost the farm too.
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So I've decided to investigate a bit into some of Ralph's Ancestors' places of origin and why they moved there. Fun fact: Southern Illinois is nicknamed Little Egypt. And you may ask:
Why is it called Little Egypt?
Many American settlers moved westward after the Revolutionary War and stopped at a specific point because of their natural resources. Southern Illinois has multiple rivers running through them. Some of these rivers are the Mississippi and Ohio Rivers which also have points of divergence. This made the land susceptible to flooding and created fertile land for Farmers to have plentiful harvests. Here's an infographic of the river map of Illinois and an example of a town, Cairo, of the rivers that when through:
Settlers such as Baptist Minister John Badgley nicknamed the fertile highlands and bottoms near Edwardsville "The Land of Goshen." The town of Edwardsville was also known as Goshen in its early history from this Minister. Many settlers also compared the Mississippi and Ohio River valleys to Egypt's Nile Delta, which led to many settlements in Southern Illinois have their name from Egyptian, Greek, and/or Middle Eastern origins. Metropolis, Thebes, Dongola, Palestine, Lebanon, New Athens, Sparta, Karnak, Cairo, Carmi, and Goshen are examples.
You can tell why the Ralphs stayed as long as they did in this part of the world. Memphis, Tennessee, and West Memphis, Arkansas, are both divided by the Mississippi River as well, which would make it a point of commerce and farming in their historical period. Also, Columbia has the southwest bank of the Ouachita River running through the town. This makes the land great for farming for many with Slaves or without Slaves. Curious if the Ralph family did own any enslaved people. I bet he'll be bragging about that too on his show.
There is far more interesting history in the lands of Southern Illinois and Columbia, but I don't want to make it long as it is already. Still, a bloody feud between families in Williamson county led to 495 assaults and 285 murders that were carried out between 1839 to 1876, so do what you like about the information.
Why is it called Little Egypt?
Many American settlers moved westward after the Revolutionary War and stopped at a specific point because of their natural resources. Southern Illinois has multiple rivers running through them. Some of these rivers are the Mississippi and Ohio Rivers which also have points of divergence. This made the land susceptible to flooding and created fertile land for Farmers to have plentiful harvests. Here's an infographic of the river map of Illinois and an example of a town, Cairo, of the rivers that when through:
Settlers such as Baptist Minister John Badgley nicknamed the fertile highlands and bottoms near Edwardsville "The Land of Goshen." The town of Edwardsville was also known as Goshen in its early history from this Minister. Many settlers also compared the Mississippi and Ohio River valleys to Egypt's Nile Delta, which led to many settlements in Southern Illinois have their name from Egyptian, Greek, and/or Middle Eastern origins. Metropolis, Thebes, Dongola, Palestine, Lebanon, New Athens, Sparta, Karnak, Cairo, Carmi, and Goshen are examples.
You can tell why the Ralphs stayed as long as they did in this part of the world. Memphis, Tennessee, and West Memphis, Arkansas, are both divided by the Mississippi River as well, which would make it a point of commerce and farming in their historical period. Also, Columbia has the southwest bank of the Ouachita River running through the town. This makes the land great for farming for many with Slaves or without Slaves. Curious if the Ralph family did own any enslaved people. I bet he'll be bragging about that too on his show.
There is far more interesting history in the lands of Southern Illinois and Columbia, but I don't want to make it long as it is already. Still, a bloody feud between families in Williamson county led to 495 assaults and 285 murders that were carried out between 1839 to 1876, so do what you like about the information.
Climaxing Sunset
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You’re underestimating just how wealthy some of the illiterate construction immigrants could be. It’s not a respectable job but what I meant to say is that it’s respectable money. Some construction companies make a large fortune of cash doing that kind of work. A construction supervisor job can pay a good amount of money depending on the type of job for example
Clyde had enough to have some shitty land, and a home in West Memphis.
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Either way, someone from the Ralph family should have pulled out.
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Remember that movie about Billy the Kid Young Guns, it was set during the Lincoln County Cattle War, looking at some of these historical Ralphs I'm just picturing a movie about the Williamson County Corn War.
You could call it Young Thumbs...
You could call it Young Thumbs...
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I genuinely would be interested in seeing if Ralph had any ancestors who fought for the Confederacy in the Civil War. Based on the time he played War of Rights and got his ass kicked it's no wonder Dixieland lost the war of northern aggression...
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Curious that Chris-chan looks like Ben Franklin and the Ralphamalé has an ancestor named Ben Franklin. Perhaps the true origin of the American Sonichu demon lies in Ben Franklin's kite experiment; when he got zapped (to the extreme?) a portal to cwcville was opened all the way back in June 1752. This was also rumored to have been done on top of a Christ Church so maybe the Christchurch massacre was the last sacrifice needed for Sonichu to fully manifest through his earthly avatars of Chris and Ralph.
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Ben Franklin was a key figure in propagating the myth of the Jersey Devil, which later morphed into rosechu. He knew what he let loose upon the world and was too worried about his legacy to just admit it openly.