DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Oops! Looks like Phil did his half-assed research again (and got butthurt for being called out).
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Whatever fucking retard it was that decided to put old games on modern hardware and allow save states and infinite lives I hope your parents die in an automobile wreck. Even though Phil still can't play this shit when he gets his hand held this badly and still fucks up or gets stuck in deathloops because he is retarded it isn't enjoyable.

There is no way he would be playing all these old Zelda and Castlevania games if there weren't save states he could abuse.
 
pop back in and he's expecting today to be a slow support day..

So then why not take today off Phil? Khet is off from unemployment today as you claim so if support is going to be slow and you have a chance to spend time with your swimsuit model wife that's so busy all the time, why not take off today, and stream on a Tuesday when support will be normal

EH what do I know I don't have 14 year legacy, my own business or a business degree.
 
Whatever fucking retard it was that decided to put old games on modern hardware and allow save states and infinite lives I hope your parents die in an automobile wreck. Even though Phil still can't play this shit when he gets his hand held this badly and still fucks up or gets stuck in deathloops because he is retarded it isn't enjoyable.

There is no way he would be playing all these old Zelda and Castlevania games if there weren't save states he could abuse.
Thats a bit harsh dood.

But yes, savescumming and other retard (accessibility) options are fuckin disgusting. They bring these games to modern consoles, upscale it a bit but the gameplay is totally lost with these functions. It makes no sense. (Similar feature is the rewind in racing games. I refuse to buy any game that has this in it.)

At least make it so that if you want achivements, you blocked from using these helps and you can choose baby mode but no achievements.
 
oh jesus..

He's got a room temperature IQ and trying to big brain 4th of July as a holiday somehow went from the revolutionary war to getting paid for a day off except for people that don't and like a child like understanding of how working a job is which some how has to do with the revolutionary war!?!

"DSP the committed" when?
His only point is that he should be paid with a day off like people with real jobs.

Ah......the I'm-better-than-you shirt.
 
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Whatever fucking retard it was that decided to put old games on modern hardware and allow save states and infinite lives I hope your parents die in an automobile wreck. Even though Phil still can't play this shit when he gets his hand held this badly and still fucks up or gets stuck in deathloops because he is retarded it isn't enjoyable.

There is no way he would be playing all these old Zelda and Castlevania games if there weren't save states he could abuse.
Remember, these games are all emulated which always had save states. It's not that serious and its quite convenient when playing on your own time or testing strats and what have you. But Phil here boasts how good he is and treating it as a nostalgic experience as well as playing for an audience. People are watching to see his "first hand experience" or see how good he is and watch him challenge himself. All that is out the window when he relies heavily on them. Like bro, you're here to entertain people!
 
I just realized now that DSP and Tommy Tooter of all people have an interesting overlap in behavior. I can’t really keep up with Tommy’s board because it’s literally the same thing every three days: Tommy makes a thread to talk about trans rights and raping dogs, ranting like the KF is his own personal diary. But nothing is ever new, it’s the same three or four talking points repeated ad nauseam while people just sit back and call him a retarded old pedo.

Maybe it’s always been this way with DSP but the clips coming out of these streams from this year in particular are basically identical to each other: trolls cost me YouTube, twitch never gave me a reason, need money to just make ends meet, I’ve changed and here’s why. It’s basically any of those 4 variations in some particular order in between dead air and snake hiss laughs. It’s gotten to the point where I don’t know which of those two cows are the more redundant.

Imagine fucking living like that tho, a hellish Groundhog Day of your own creation….

:story:
 
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