DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Filthy Greenskin]

Phil wins one round: "Absolutely destroyed!!"

Phil then gets bodied for the next two rounds and two games: "it's bullshit / undeserved / bad connection". You'd think after all this time he'd pick up on the fact he just repeats his excuses but I suppose he's too deep into the narcassim swamp to have any self-analysis.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Phil wins one round: "Absolutely destroyed!!"

Phil then gets bodied for the next two rounds and two games: "it's bullshit / undeserved / bad connection". You'd think after all this time he'd pick up on the fact he just repeats his excuses but I suppose he's too deep into the narcassim swamp to have any self-analysis.

This is why all Phil's fighting game streams are unwatchable. It's the same thing every single time.

 

[SPhobos]

"you're right DSP but you're not allowed to validly criticize it" - DSP confronting the Wright brothers over their flying machine netcode

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

Pigler fought valiantly against the menace that is rollback netcode.

Truly Mein Kampf levels of genuine struggle.

 

[Piece of Peace]

I may be a fighting game noob, but my understanding is the rollback netcode is BY FAR the best option that currently exists (based on several informative videos on the topic).

So essentially he's again saying that everybody on Earth is wrong except for him, okay dude.

 

[capefear56]

I may be a fighting game noob, but my understanding is the rollback netcode is BY FAR the best option that currently exists (based on several informative videos on the topic).

So essentially he's again saying that everybody on Earth is wrong except for him, okay dude.

He's like a trash talking Xbox Live 12-year old who never grew up. I swear to god every Halo 3 lobby had a mini-DSP spamming voip.

 

[Suspicious Penguin]

I may be a fighting game noob, but my understanding is the rollback netcode is BY FAR the best option that currently exists (based on several informative videos on the topic).

So essentially he's again saying that everybody on Earth is wrong except for him, okay dude.

You can make an entire detractor music video in the timespan of a single one of his daily rants and still have time left to spare before he gets to playing the game at all.

 

[Mentally Ill Detractor]

I may be a fighting game noob, but my understanding is the rollback netcode is BY FAR the best option that currently exists (based on several informative videos on the topic).

So essentially he's again saying that everybody on Earth is wrong except for him, okay dude.

How many of those people were 4th place at EVO 2005 in Super Turbo though? Exactly, no one besides dave. Stupid fucking troll.

 

[Jasper2K]

Phil wins one round: "Absolutely destroyed!!"

Phil then gets bodied for the next two rounds and two games: "it's bullshit / undeserved / bad connection". You'd think after all this time he'd pick up on the fact he just repeats his excuses but I suppose he's too deep into the narcassim swamp to have any self-analysis.

You see the next two rounds and games were not his fault. He did everything correct inputs, footies counters did none of it wrong. Sounds good?

 

[Pizza Parker's Pizza Time]

I may be a fighting game noob, but my understanding is the rollback netcode is BY FAR the best option that currently exists (based on several informative videos on the topic).

So essentially he's again saying that everybody on Earth is wrong except for him, okay dude.

Just another day in the snort fort.

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

Phil always lists off a variety of reasons on why his opponent won.
-Connection bullshit
-AHNline tactics
- Cheap bullshit
-Nothing I can do

His whole entire reasoning that " It wouldn't work offline" does not apply to him anymore. Phil hasn't played anyone in an offline FG match in years and that is not likely to change. Adapt or shut up, that was certainly his logic when he defends his "4th place" at EVO. The only fighting game that is perfect to him is that Neo Geo port that he placed with at EVO. Everything else isn't good according to him.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

His logic doesn't make sense. So knowing a lot of people will be off for the Holiday he decides to stream a boring as fighting game. Why?In the morning of all times too? If people are staying home it's a good time to stream something more exciting and at night when everyone is out having fun watching fireworks he can sulk in his room playing boring shit.

 

[john_g]

the complete insane madness he is spewing about rollback netcode..... absolute delusional fantasy world hes living in

 

[Lolidaki]

Phil wins one round: "Absolutely destroyed!!"

Phil then gets bodied for the next two rounds and two games: "it's bullshit / undeserved / bad connection". You'd think after all this time he'd pick up on the fact he just repeats his excuses but I suppose he's too deep into the narcassim swamp to have any self-analysis.

must have been another "lag switch", only Dave is allowed to improve between games. On a serious note, I like how he thinks people are going to go through the trouble of "cheating" on dead collections.
How the fuck is he still playing Pocket Fighter online despite writing it off as not a good/real fighter like he does with Cyberbots and Red Earth (which he refuses to play anymore of)?

 

[Jose Cuervo]

Phil wins one round: "Absolutely destroyed!!"

Phil then gets bodied for the next two rounds and two games: "it's bullshit / undeserved / bad connection". You'd think after all this time he'd pick up on the fact he just repeats his excuses but I suppose he's too deep into the narcassim swamp to have any self-analysis.

‘Online play, only the shitty may apply.’

 

[Super Dent Head]

His logic doesn't make sense. So knowing a lot of people will be off for the Holiday he decides to stream a boring as fighting game. Why?In the morning of all times too? If people are staying home it's a good time to stream something more exciting and at night when everyone is out having fun watching fireworks he can sulk in his room playing boring shit.

He could've streamed a good online game and got the wheelchairs to join in, might've been fun. This is Phil though, and people have tried to get him to play online games with his fans too many times.

 

[Iron Father]

His brain is seriously autistic with names. Like how he has to refer to Washington as Washington STATE every single time it's brought up.

It's actually worse than that. He usually says "state of Washington" the longest version imaginable. Same with "state of Connecticut" or similar sentences, like when he talks about months, he says "month of May" etc.

 

[Elescondido]

His logic doesn't make sense. So knowing a lot of people will be off for the Holiday he decides to stream a boring as fighting game. Why?In the morning of all times too? If people are staying home it's a good time to stream something more exciting and at night when everyone is out having fun watching fireworks he can sulk in his room playing boring shit.

It makes even less sense considering the newest Monster Hunter game just dropped . currently one of the biggest franchises in gaming so if people are going to use their free time to play a capcom game then it's not ganna be a fighting game collection,

Ignoring the MH franchise it's a smart thing tho since him shitting on the game would 100% make him trend again in a bad way

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

This is how you troll Phil. Zero money required and his eyes are always darting to the chat to find the next message.

And his mods don't seem to be around as much as they used to be. Just an observation (haha).

I don't even think people can be assed to making a ton of sock accounts to bombard him like this but I'd imagine a chatroom filled with these types would fluster him to no end, especially on a modless night.

 

[capefear56]

And his mods don't seem to be around as much as they used to be. Just an observation (haha).

I don't even think people can be assed to making a ton of sock accounts to bombard him like this but I'd imagine a chatroom filled with these types would fluster him to no end, especially on a modless night.

A Wings-style chatroom would be instant Code Black for DSP.