Careercow David Bixenspan / Bix / davidbix / davidbixagain / CactusBix - Pro-Wrestling "journalist" who thrives on trying to end careers, Took money intended for people who do actual work, Drooled all over a girl's arm

[XYZpdq]

lol bix

 

[CatParty]

Drake Wuertz is a bit of a lolcow himself, being a former drug-addicted deathmatch wrestler turned QAnon Jesus-pilled almost-grifter (he has a podcast titled UNcanceled with Drake Wuertz). The derision isn't completely unjustified.

Oh yeah he could probably support a thread himself

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Oh yeah he could probably support a thread himself

Wrestling in general is an untapped lolcow mine. I'm hoping with people digging into Bix we might see more threads on the headcases like Wuertz and Effy.

 

[Wrestlemania]

Wow a Bix thread! Had to a double-take when I seen the name on the front page.
Finally time for the cunt to get a thread. Anytime I see him on Twitter, I can only cringe.

I feel like Brad Sheppard or that Steve Carrier asshole could get their own thread too.
And I know it's only time but Uncle Dave should get one too.

 

[Calzaghe]

Oh god I remember the Fit vs Bix slap fight. Fit, at the time, was the main trainer for all the female wrestlers which is why the female division improved so much. Of course Fit would defend someone he trained and took care of, but stupid bix immediately jumped into racism territory. Is he still with that shitty Deadspin website or is that officially dead now? Also holy shit WALTER has always done this gimmick. He’s the old school final boss of wrestling which is why people like him. It’s not OMG NAZIS it’s holy shit this dude is going to beat the ever loving shit out of you because he hates new wrestling as it disrespects the ring.

Bryan Alvarez is just as bad as Bix tbh

 

[Grift Garrison]

Wrestling is anime for rednecks

Anime is wrestling for weebs

 

[nine inch perfect drugs]

He resembles perfectly the nerd WoW guy from the early 2010s rage comics.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Anime is wrestling for weebs

At least I know anime isn't real.

 

[F_Break]

Wrestling in general is an untapped lolcow mine. I'm hoping with people digging into Bix we might see more threads on the headcases like Wuertz and Effy.

Cow Side of the Ring

 

[Not Jewish Wario]

Just want to thank everyone for the kind feedback. Wasn't sure how this was going to be received with it being my first OP and all, but I'm glad some people have enjoyed it so far.

One of my favorite Bix moments was him doing his usual shit-flinging on the Wrestling Observer board and one of the people he'd frequently attack finally posted a pic of him. This led to people laughing at him looking like the stereotypical basement dweller until Bix cried to the admins to shut it all down.

Never really been on the WON boards. I quickly searched there and doesn't seem like Bix is on there. I'll double check though and see if there is any other interesting Bix information I can find there or on archive.ph.

Let us not forget how if a Jewish wrestler does something scummy he avoids it like the plague and actively works to suppress it. See, Rory Gulak fucking kids and David Starr although with Starr he wasn't able to suppress it, the Rory shit however was a thing for like 3 days before people forgot about it, mostly due to Bix working DM's to keep it down.

Not familiar with Rory Gulak. David Starr I know his situation from last year, but not sure I can accuse Bix of anything there. I'll keep looking for proof of Bix intentionally avoiding controversies of wrestlers he likes.

Don’t forget his hateboner for that wwe qanon ref

Whether someone has received their punishment or not, Bix doesn't let anyone forget their crimes and will sperg about it well past when everyone has forgotten or put the controversy in their rear view mirror. I tried to limit Bix's sperging to the most minor of controversies for this thread, and like Promblems said, Drake Wuertz is a bit of a nutcase in his own right. I saw he was still recently sperging about Brian Kendrick's old holocaust denial comments, even though he's paid his price and apologized.

Can't archive it right now, but there's a fun story from a few years ago where Bix went to an indy show in NYC and called the fire department on them because he thought they were overcapacity for the building. IIRC, he was booed and ridiculed for being the "no fun" police. Bix's tweet thread recapping the situation is here: https://twitter.com/davidbix/status/897237580483371009

I got archives of the thread. I'll see if I can find any reactions or complementary content with this to see if it's worthy of adding to the OP.

 

[Grift Garrison]

Never really been on the WON boards. I quickly searched there and doesn't seem like Bix is on there. I'll double check though and see if there is any other interesting Bix information I can find there or on archive.ph.

I'm not currently subscribed;; when I reup I'll do some digging and bring what I find. He had a meltdown and threatened to reveal some shit about Dave and/or Bryan which never happened (I don't remember shit was l0+ years ago). He stayed on as a contributor to the Figure Four Weekly after that so it was smoothed over but ended his run on the Board. Most Bix discussion these days is reserved to the Wrestling Journalism threads.

 

[nine inch perfect drugs]

Drake Wuertz is a bit of a lolcow himself, being a former drug-addicted deathmatch wrestler turned QAnon Jesus-pilled almost-grifter (he has a podcast titled UNcanceled with Drake Wuertz). The derision isn't completely unjustified.

Oh also here's this illuminating exchange from yesterday.
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Oh yeah he could probably support a thread himself

Is this a fat joke?

 

[Dave Meltzer]

Finally, the lean mean drool machine got a thread.

He actually drools all over himself in a video on Wrestling Inc when he was doing reviews on the show. Not sure which video maybe I'll find it later. The comment section was brutal to him he didn't last long.

https://www.youtube.com/c/WrestlingINC/search?query=bixenspan

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Should be mentioned that Bix would and will ignore any sexual misconduct allegations out of GCW because he loves the promotion and will insult people when they mention it. This is only three months old.

https://twitter.com/davidbix/status/1501652585996079108

He's fine with attacking other wrestlers though.

 

[Not Jewish Wario]

Should be mentioned that Bix would and will ignore any sexual misconduct allegations out of GCW because he loves the promotion and will insult people when they mention it. This is only three months old.

https://twitter.com/davidbix/status/1501652585996079108

He's fine with attacking other wrestlers though.

The reddit post I shared talks about exactly that. It's a long post though so this tweet could probably complement those who don't want to read the thing. Thank you.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Just a lurker on the General Wrestling thread but it's about time that this subhuman piece of human garbage get's its own thread.

There are not many lolcows out there that I genuinely despise and hate. But I genuinely hate this asshole. I genuinely get MATI everytime I run into this piece of trash online.

Of course he get's mad when someone calls another one a parasite. Not because of any made up antisemitic shit but because the word mirrors what he is. He himself is a true and honest parasite. All he can do is throw shit at other people while leeching on to other people's work. I honestly can't name one single instance where he just one genuinely good thing. What a piece of shit.

That this fucker hasn't been lured into a dark alley and got beaten up until he shits himselfby some wrestling He-Mans is probably the last great mystery of the wrestling industry.

The only thing that eases my hate for this donkey shit eating faggot is that there a hundreds of thousands of parallel universe out there where he gets what he deserves. Like there is one parallel universe where CM Punk would stand up during that press conference and rape David's asshole with a barb wired baseball bat.

Also great OP. You could just have posted the first pic of him and it would still be a great OP because just look at this fucking basement dwelling troll! How the fuck can you go through life looking like this and not want to kill yourself every single second of your own miserably existence?!
But you didn't choose the easy route and did a well written OP on him. Well done.

 

[UncleFuckAss]

Found the Bix in the wild pics. Here's the original thread if anyone is interested.

https://archive.alice.al/pw/thread/5339413/#5343328

He always wears that hoodie around his waist because he has one of those weird flat asses that fat people who sit in chairs all day have.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Found the Bix in the wild pics. Here's the original thread if anyone is interested.

https://archive.alice.al/pw/thread/5339413/#5343328

He always wears that hoodie around his waist because he has one of those weird flat asses that fat people who sit in chairs all day have.

He is the literal manifestation of the neckbeard meme. My god, he looks awful.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Imagine being so physically repulsive that other neckbeards find you too disgusting to look at.

 

[LikeAStone]

Keep in mind that Bix has actively gone after wrestlers for abusing others, while staying utterly silent when indy wrestlers and popular GCW stars G-Raver (a man who outright admitted to beating his girlfriend when accused) and Nolan Edward (a grow adult caught dating a 17 year old who was still in highschool) got ousted