Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Phil Ken Sebben]

That grease fire ain't gonna be an easy job to extinguish!

This is why Jagoff shouldn't be cremated. The grease from his burning corpse could set the crematorium on fire.

And yes. This has happened.

In true Jack fashion, I expect the outer layer of skin to be charred and burnt but the rest to be completely untouched.

Can you imagine an idiot like that working in a crematorium? "Yeah if you turn up the heat higher the corpse will get finished sooner. It's science".

 

[densedance]

I wonder if Jack is going to say anything about that guy that shot those people on that Independence Day parade. I really do wonder what dump shit he's going to drop on that one.

 

[BigTsBull]

So I guess the Scalfanis are no longer invited to the Baldwin 4th of July.

Those videos actually interested me. Cooking all those hogs and putting the whole party together in general was pretty neat. They seemed like cool people.

 

[TurdFondler]

Wasn't it a 4th of July party where the Scalfanis drive to the next county over and ate all the crawfish?

 

[captkrisma]

So I guess the Scalfanis are no longer invited to the Baldwin 4th of July.

Those videos actually interested me. Cooking all those hogs and putting the whole party together in general was pretty neat. They seemed like cool people.

He still might. His rape church had a Fourth of July thing on the 1st, so he might have gone to both and gorged on food.

 

[desudesu]

Reminder that on the 4th July in 2019, Charles commented that Jagoff single-handedly finished off all of the frog legs at the party.

 

[TurdFondler]

Reminder that on the 4th July in 2019, Charles commented that Jagoff single-handedly finished off all of the frog legs at the party.

Found it! It was frogs legs not crawfish

 

[Bassomatic]

Jack is angered of late due to the fact Mommy wife is really tightening the purse strings on his larp.

I have to say, while we saw her balloon back up I really wanted to see everyone in jackoverse make it. How much seethe would it be if tam Tam had a swim suit (retiree( body. Jr did keep his union gig and bri didn't get fat and beaten. Literal everyone in his circle wins and he's getting worse. The ass mad would be amazing.

Granted they all proved they deserve each other and misery loves company. This bible series is incredible. I have to admit, I'm not well versed in it(the book) but enjoy the history and lessons. I should not be PhD level compared to jack after I literally needed to google what the word was. These cult churches seem to not only twist the bible (there are many different ways of viewing things but still) or just fucking talk about something else. How can you go to church and know so much less?!?

Jack is going to convert to catholic to drink a bottle of communion wine and bring ranch dip up for his waffers. He's that fat.

 

[Joe Mayo]

I wonder if Jack is going to say anything about that guy that shot those people on that Independence Day parade. I really do wonder what dump shit he's going to drop on that one.

Probably some canned response about how gun control doesn't work because this attack happened after Congress passed gun control legislation.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

They were disinvited to the July 4th cookout up in Kentucky last year, now again this year. There’s no sneaking it by.
Let’s see video proof. None exists from last 4th …

 

[Jack of the Lantern]

He still might. His rape church had a Fourth of July thing on the 1st, so he might have gone to both and gorged on food.

He implied that he would be going somewhere under a post a while back. He was clearly already salivating over the piles of meat and fish he’d be consuming.

 

[roo farmer]

He implied that he would be going somewhere under a post a while back. He was clearly already salivating over the piles of meat and fish he’d be consuming.

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Clever of the organizers to assign him potato salad. It's not meat that he can ruin or under cook in his filthy smokers. Since potato salad isn't something that'll trigger his he-manly posturing, he'll probably just buy a tub at Sam's Club and call it even.

Too bad potato salad isn't keto. I want to see him try to make a keto friendly version using white shreddy cheese and mayo.

 

[AnOminous]

Clever of the organizers to assign him potato salad.

"Oh God there's a retard coming."
"What are we going to do?"
"Yeah, potato salad. Yeah, that'll do. Just warn everyone not to eat it."
"But how do we keep this fat fuck from eating all the actual good food?"
"Someone put a bullet in the back of his head."

 

[Lousy Cleaning Service]

Hey remember Profile by Sanford? Lol

 

[Dave Meltzer]

New video. Wearing the bucket hat. The heavy cream replacement is a classic Jack moment.

 

[abobe]

New video. Wearing the bucket hat. The heavy cream replacement is a classic Jack moment.

Scuffed overhead view, just another failed gimmick to try and revive his dead channel. Seeing someone use kitchen shears for butter and then using them to incorporate the butter with the mix is just a sad state of affairs.

 

[jitter]

Clever of the organizers to assign him potato salad. It's not meat that he can ruin or under cook in his filthy smokers. Since potato salad isn't something that'll trigger his he-manly posturing, he'll probably just buy a tub at Sam's Club and call it even.

Knowing Jack he'd buy a tub and dump in a few cans of diced jalapenos, a pound of roughly chopped undercooked bacon, and half a bag of shreddy cheese to make it gud.

Toilet's going to be working overtime at the Scalfani household if they start eating Carbquik regularly

 

[Dondeld Dock]

New video. Wearing the bucket hat. The heavy cream replacement is a classic Jack moment.

Very shoddily aligned overhead camera, which he didn't even bother to try edit it using that MacBook of his to align the shot better, and using scissors to cut the butter, and then using the scissors to mix it together with the rest of the mix. Production quality just gets worse with each video he makes.

 

[Neko GF]

New video. Wearing the bucket hat. The heavy cream replacement is a classic Jack moment.

Archive (720p):

 

[Super Hans]

New video. Wearing the bucket hat. The heavy cream replacement is a classic Jack moment.

What in the good God damn is with that mirror cam? Wouldn't it just have been easier, cheaper, and better production value to point the camera down instead of getting a mirror, not bothering to clean it, and rigging it as shitty as Jack did?