Manosphere Jack Murphy / John Murphy Goldman / Bigbadbeard1000 / Jacked Brunch / Liminal Order - Bearded grifter of the Manosphere and an actual cuck

[Chocolate Wombat]

They've established a date for when someone is going to lose a thumb to a saw
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Also good work Jack
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So how many members of the Seminal Order are going to come back missing limbs?

 

[Retink]

"An army of dedicated haters who worked for years to hurt me".

Jack is starting to sound like Russell Greer. He's blaming shadowy forces for the fact that he chose to be an on-camera faggot who pimped out his wife.

The Kiwi Kultists sent top agents to spike Jack's food with gay frog serum years ago to make this all happen, it was one big conspiracy all along, he's on to us!

So how many members of the Seminal Order are going to come back missing limbs?

Probably most of them, and at least one will need a tool extracted from his rectum as a result of a freak accident. Why that tool had a condom on it, well safety first I guess and a really strange interpretation of wearing protection.

 

[Banks Davenport]

I like how he's ranting against processed food as if he didn't inject himself with synthetic HGH and steroids over the last few years.

Exactly. Chris Benoit, for instance, was obsessive about all his food being clean and healthy, grown in his own garden and everything, while taking insane amount of roids and painkillers.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Lmao I need a camera crew to cover this “summer jamboree” in September. It’s going to be a hot mess and I can’t live with the thought of missing out on all the hilarity.

 

[polonium]

Lmao I need a camera crew to cover this “summer jamboree” in September. It’s going to be a hot mess and I can’t live with the thought of missing out on all the hilarity.

There's already plenty of gay porn on the internet, why film this?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

There's already plenty of gay porn on the internet, why film this?

I want to see how badly they fuck up this dude’s farm and livelihood.

 

[Retink]

Looks like Jack might be embracing his weird shit

What's the chance he's grown as a person? My bet is he's just throwing spaghetti at the wall and hoping something sticks.

Oh, and he call himself a lol cow, so as always Hi, Jack, don't go sitting on any objects in self congratulation.

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

Looks like Jack might be embracing his weird shit
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What's the chance he's grown as a person? My bet is he's just throwing spaghetti at the wall and hoping something sticks.

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Oh, and he call himself a lol cow, so as always Hi, Jack, don't go sitting on any objects in self congratulation.

The gall of this fucking tool.

In one tweet he says he should have gotten out in front of it, then in another claims to have always been public about his views...which is it though? See, Jack, you can't tell someone asking about the cuck article to go fuck themselves (heartfelt) for the heinous crime of asking about THINGS YOU YOURSELF HAVE SAID and then later claim to be open about your beliefs.

Someone needs to explain to this retarded cuck those two things are mutually exclusive. And, yes, he HAS been trying to sell himself as a perfect specimen and example for other men to aspire to. That is LITERALLY the reason people digging into his past was so effective against him, because he is exactly the opposite of what a man should aspire to be. The post hoc rationalization and half-assed humble babble isn't fooling anyone with an IQ above room temperature. His entire Liminal Order grifting club was about manipulating the perceptions of others to sell himself as an ideal they should aspire to be...and to conveniently sell the way to turn into a mini Jack Murphy.

Also, there isn't an "army of haters" dedicated to taking him down. It only took the passing interest of a handful of people, after he drew attention to himself by acted like an egotistical prick, to look into his past. A past, I should add, he had been actively trying to hide due to the sordid details of his sexual escapades.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

“Listen up beta faggots! Jack Murphy here telling you it is based, trad, and fucking ALPHA AS FUCK to take a dildo up the ass and have your wife fuck other men. Because then they know just how TOP DOG you are because they get a little taste of prime trim but they know you get it WHENEVER YOU WANT. That cunt is yours bro and the greatest Christian thing is to share what you have with others! EAT RAW MEAT!”

 

[Retink]

The gall of this fucking tool.

In one tweet he says he should have gotten out in front of it, then in another claims to have always been public about his views...which is it though? See, Jack, you can't tell someone asking about the cuck article to go fuck themselves (heartfelt) for the heinous crime of asking about THINGS YOU YOURSELF HAVE SAID and then later claim to be open about your beliefs.

Someone needs to explain to this retarded cuck those two things are mutually exclusive. And, yes, he HAS been trying to sell himself as a perfect specimen and example for other men to aspire to. That is LITERALLY the reason people digging into his past was so effective against him, because he is exactly the opposite of what a man should aspire to be. The post hoc rationalization and half-assed humble babble isn't fooling anyone with an IQ above room temperature. His entire Liminal Order grifting club was about manipulating the perceptions of others to sell himself as an ideal they should aspire to be...and to conveniently sell the way to turn into a mini Jack Murphy.

Also, there isn't an "army of haters" dedicated to taking him down. It only took the passing interest of a handful of people, after he drew attention to himself by acted like an egotistical prick, to look into his past. A past, I should add, he had been actively trying to hide due to the sordid details of his sexual escapades.

Jack is an exceptional type of grifter, where many will simply adopt the grift like Tai Lopez or the Quarter Pounder, Jack is the grift. Fucker lives his reality but only as long as it's beneficial to him, he's sort of the Jared Leto of those things, not only does he method act the bit to the point he becomes lost in it, but he's shit at it while doing it because he doesn't get that despite trying to live the role it's still filtered through his idiotic view of reality.

As far as cows go, Jack is a rather big piece of shit.

 

[speedweed]

Hey guys quit hogging Jack's wife, he said it was my turn

 

[The Internet Dick]

Not to mention that brand-savvy grifters like Pool et al would never want the association with Murphy again.

Jack’s only hope is bottom-tier exposure* on detritis like the Chrissie Mayr podcast - grifters equally as desperate and as shameless as he is.

*pun absolutely fucking intended

Jack Murphy's probing the lines right now, frantically searching for a way back in, looking for that elusive combination of bullshit and baloney that will breach the wall and return him to his rightful place as King of the Grift. So far no luck. He's made no headway at all. The marks just won't go for it. His mind races, searching for a solution, coming up bupkes. But there is a way. The way is hard and long, like that college kid who railed him all night a few years ago, and fraught with complications, but if he plays it right then he just might win.

The first thing Murphy needs to do is dump his clueless and submissive hair dresser wife, put his preferred pronouns on his social media accounts, and declare himself unequivocally and exclusively gay, a lover of the D like no other, and now a happy out, loud, and proud member of the LGBTQ+++ community. This will automatically place Murphy in the middle of the progressive stack.

"I've always been a bear," Murphy will say. "I mean, look at me. I just couldn't live the lie any longer."

After that, Murphy needs to disavow his supposedly conservative leanings and proclaim himself a center-Left liberal, maybe even a progressive. He can tell the rubes he had a Road to Damascus moment when he suddenly realized he had really been a liberal all along, but that he had forced himself into a conservative persona to deal with his insatiable lust for a penis shoved deep inside his fat, hairy ass. Most people will buy this. It's a plausible explanation for all that penis up his ass.

Then Murphy needs to betray his prominent conservative friends such as Dave Reboi and Jack Posobiec. It's been rumored Reboi banged Murphy's wife. Murphy can confirm those rumors, furnish details, and then shake his head woefully at the sheer depravity of it all. It really doesn't matter what shit he throws at them. It just needs to be damaging and believable.

All that remains is for Murphy to appear on a popular Leftist podcast--Vaush, maybe--and describe his redemption arc. Everyone loves a good redemption arc. They'll eat it up.

This is the way, Jack.

 

[Kramer on the phone]

“Listen up beta faggots! Jack Murphy here telling you it is based, trad, and fucking ALPHA AS FUCK to take a dildo up the ass and have your wife fuck other men. Because then they know just how TOP DOG you are because they get a little taste of prime trim but they know you get it WHENEVER YOU WANT. That cunt is yours bro and the greatest Christian thing is to share what you have with others! EAT RAW MEAT!”

exactly, he knew what he was doing. he could have very easily done the alt-light thing. Gavin Mcinnes showed that you could scrape by on minimum wage being a dildo loving conservative. instead he did his manly chad pick up artist bullshit. About teaching your kids right and pulling bootstraps.

he's fucked, any "moderate" type political grifts have vanished, for fucks sake so did most of the right's if we're at the cozy.tv part of the spectrum.

his best bet was where he was with the tim pool and blaze.tv types. i don't think he can find another person willing to give him the exposure tim pool or the other people did.

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

Jack Murphy's probing the lines right now, frantically searching for a way back in, looking for that elusive combination of bullshit and baloney that will breach the wall and return him to his rightful place as King of the Grift. So far no luck. He's made no headway at all. The marks just won't go for it. His mind races, searching for a solution, coming up bupkes. But there is a way. The way is hard and long, like that college kid who railed him all night a few years ago, and fraught with complications, but if he plays it right then he just might win.

The first thing Murphy needs to do is dump his clueless and submissive hair dresser wife, put his preferred pronouns on his social media accounts, and declare himself unequivocally and exclusively gay, a lover of the D like no other, and now a happy out, loud, and proud member of the LGBTQ+++ community. This will automatically place Murphy in the middle of the progressive stack.

"I've always been a bear," Murphy will say. "I mean, look at me. I just couldn't live the lie any longer."

After that, Murphy needs to disavow his supposedly conservative leanings and proclaim himself a center-Left liberal, maybe even a progressive. He can tell the rubes he had a Road to Damascus moment when he suddenly realized he had really been a liberal all along, but that he had forced himself into a conservative persona to deal with his insatiable lust for a penis shoved deep inside his fat, hairy ass. Most people will buy this. It's a plausible explanation for all that penis up his ass.

Then Murphy needs to betray his prominent conservative friends such as Dave Reboi and Jack Posobiec. It's been rumored Reboi banged Murphy's wife. Murphy can confirm those rumors, furnish details, and then shake his head woefully at the sheer depravity of it all. It really doesn't matter what shit he throws at them. It just needs to be damaging and believable.

All that remains is for Murphy to appear on a popular Leftist podcast--Vaush, maybe--and describe his redemption arc. Everyone loves a good redemption arc. They'll eat it up.

This is the way, Jack.

I think this is he best bet (heartfelt). It also has the benefit of probably being closer to who he really is than his carefully bearded alpha chad persona. While a lot of people will still disapprove of his lifestyle at least he'd be significantly more honest with both himself and others.

That or he could learn how to tie a noose and do a flip. Both are great options!

 

[Retink]

After that, Murphy needs to disavow his supposedly conservative leanings and proclaim himself a center-Left liberal, maybe even a progressive.

I think he's already doing that, as what caught my eye in the Tweet chain I posted was that he was distancing himself from the "right" as he put it.

Look what he posted today as well, he seems to be turning on his past Trump support.

And now he's calling people racist

He is getting pushback from his audience for these in the replies but it's also the most engagement he's had in a long time.

Then Murphy needs to betray his prominent conservative friends such as Dave Reboi and Jack Posobiec. It's been rumored Reboi banged Murphy's wife. Murphy can confirm those rumors, furnish details, and then shake his head woefully at the sheer depravity of it all. It really doesn't matter what shit he throws at them. It just needs to be damaging and believable.

I think this is the only reason Jack hasn't jumped ship and claimed he was just using the right wing to take their money, it's because he still has too many contacts he finds useful and he's probably afraid if he goes after people like Poso he'll get sued by someone with actual ability to back it. Not to mention all the legal implications of the LO.

There's also the chance he can't stand dropping the chad persona that's not liked by the left.

I think this is he best bet (heartfelt). It also has the benefit of probably being closer to who he really is than his carefully bearded alpha chad persona. While a lot of people will still disapprove of his lifestyle at least he'd be significantly more honest with both himself and others.

That or he could learn how to tie a noose and do a flip. Both are great options!

A good brand of rope can really improve his situation.

 

[Nointey]

I think he's already doing that, as what caught my eye in the Tweet chain I posted was that he was distancing himself from the "right" as he put it.

Look what he posted today as well, he seems to be turning on his past Trump support.
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And now he's calling people racist
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He is getting pushback from his audience for these in the replies but it's also the most engagement he's had in a long time.



I think this is the only reason Jack hasn't jumped ship and claimed he was just using the right wing to take their money, it's because he still has too many contacts he finds useful and he's probably afraid if he goes after people like Poso he'll get sued by someone with actual ability to back it. Not to mention all the legal implications of the LO.

There's also the chance he can't stand dropping the chad persona that's not liked by the left.



A good brand of rope can really improve his situation.

He is probably going to take the Richard Spencer route, as in completely ditch his flock and seclude himself on Twitter while slowly going from a generic grifter brainlet to just becoming a generic "blue checkmark" brainlet

 

[Seax de Lange]

Have there been any more swattings since Tim pool, Rekieta and TheQuartering were swatted within about 48 hours of each other and the "Jack Murphy did it" theory went mainstream? lol

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

Have there been any more swattings since Tim pool, Rekieta and TheQuartering were swatted within about 48 hours of each other and the "Jack Murphy did it" theory went mainstream? lol

Metokur was swatted.

 

[The Internet Dick]

Have there been any more swattings since Tim pool, Rekieta and TheQuartering were swatted within about 48 hours of each other and the "Jack Murphy did it" theory went mainstream? lol

Given the timing and given the SWATing victims Pool, Rekieta, Metakur, and the Quartering have humiliated and/or antagonized many of the same people, the losers and misfits they've targeted are almost certainly actively colluding with each other and coordinating efforts via super-seekrit Zoom meetings and chatrooms. Along those lines, maybe Jack Murphy, Baked Alaska, Nick Fuentes and Ethan Ralph have joined forces in an IRL super-villain team-up. Next thing you know, they'll start getting together regularly in hidden mountain fortresses (or cornfields behind trailer parks), coming up with secret handshakes, and making plans for global domination.

Before our future overlords take it all the way, maybe someone should tell Ralph and Fuentes that Jack Murphy's real last name is Goldman.

 

[Retink]

Given the timing and given the SWATing victims Pool, Rekieta, Metakur, and the Quartering have humiliated and/or antagonized many of the same people, the losers and misfits they've targeted are almost certainly actively colluding with each other and coordinating efforts via super-seekrit Zoom meetings and chatrooms. Along those lines, maybe Jack Murphy, Baked Alaska, Nick Fuentes and Ethan Ralph have joined forces in an IRL super-villain team-up. Next thing you know, they'll start getting together regularly in hidden mountain fortresses (or cornfields behind trailer parks), coming up with secret handshakes, and making plans for global domination.

Before our future overlords take it all the way, maybe someone should tell Ralph and Fuentes that Jack Murphy's real last name is Goldman.

You know, if Ralph, Fuentes, and Murphy joined forces they should really go to the media, as the media would love having the first all gay Legion of Doom that meets on weekends to discuss their love of little (cat)boys and how to best sit on a dildo.