Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Torque Wheeler]

So interesting thing about that generation of Mustang, it was a major seller with rental car companies. This means 2-3 years after release they absolutely flooded the market with "low-mileage" mustangs with a mix of about 90% bottom-of-the-barrel V6s and about 10% GTs. This had the knock-on effect of sending the prices for used cars of this model through the floor.

As-pictured it is difficult to fully suss out what happened here. There's stuff removed that someone with a GT would leave on. It harms the value to make it unclear it's a GT. But at the same time there's things like the trunk emblem present. That's one of the easiest to remedy and first to go if you're aiming for a "badgeless" look. Of course anyone that knows, will know it's a dead giveaway it's a V6 with a "dual exhaust" catback meant to look like a GT if that trunk lid badge isn't there. Curious the spoiler from the factory is absent. Almost like a salvage yard was breaking a car down into as many saleable parts as possible.

It's just so weird that all the standard GT tells that are difficult to acquire or cost real money to implement cannot be witnessed. What we can see are the very common parts you could probably order off of LKQ right now. It's probably a thought that goes through many idiot's minds when they start with a catback. They have to browse these places for a bumper with cutouts for the exhaust and their impulse to spend overrides the part of them that would realize how impractical it is.

I'm not going to say with certainty FatPat bought a clapped out ex-rental V6 he desperately wishes had a V8 (why lol? Like Pat the Mustang is bloated, awkward, and clumsy even with the V6. Suspension, brakes, and tires are the first fixes). But damn, if he didn't, he's certainly put a lot of effort into making it look like he did. I would pay so much money to see him try to drive an autocross course in that land yacht.

I thought it was a Bullit edition, based off some 70s TV show that only your dad might remember

 

[AprilRains]

I hope he starts an investing expert alter-ego soon, in case people don't get angry enough at him for his car destroying (or garden eradicating) advice, they'd probably get pretty angry with him pretty quick when he ruins their life savings instead. Nobody will take his advice though, greater fool theory doesn't apply in Obesetricks case.

Team-up with Roy Philipose? Please God make this happen.

 

[Starscreams Cape]

It's hilarious to see Fatrick claim to be automotive enthusiast when his entire "passion" is drooling at Ford Mustang which arguably is the most basic bitch sports car there is, probably one with poorfag engine to go with it. Can't wait for him to try to challenge more estabilished channels (i.e. RegularCars) that have sponsorships & renown while he has more detractors than genuine fans, lol

True "car people" do not spend every waking hour glued to their Twitter machine. Go ask your mechanic how many tweets a day he is sending.

 

[BelUwUga]

I thought it was a Bullit edition, based off some 70s TV show that only your dad might remember

Damn I need to get my eyes checked. I had to zoom in but you're right. That's frankly even funnier. Hertz bought a shitload of those too, but any named edition like that still commands a premium at the dealership. When I said these cars are not unlike Pat I wasn't kidding. The handling is so abysmal that any increase in power over the V6 is really not going to get you much outside of a drag strip. What it will do is vastly increase the likelihood of becoming one of those 'tarded Mustang Driver memes.

At least the people trying to dress up their V6 are wanting something they could have built up in their mind. Pat actually paid extra to realize precisely how shitty a car like this is.

 

[Helium Bubble]

Patso is very into “fake it til you make it.” He believes it will somehow come true if he digs himself in and continues insisting his lies are reality. He might think most successful people are doing the same thing.


The history of the world, my sweet,
Is who gets eaten, and who gets to eat.
But fortunately, it's also clear
That ev'rybody goes down well with beer

Upvote for Sweeney Todd quotes. Just need to incorporate the ‘awful lot of fat’ line.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

"TORQUE WHEELER."

Sounds like a cross between a Transformer and a Speed Racer character.

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

First Pork Squealer activity since the big reveal just dropped: on brand, "Tesla bad" and Mustang sperging at a bigger account trying to get noticed


This is so much worse than his main account ramblings because we are LITERALLY 100% of his audience. He does it exclusively for us.

 

[ShinyStar]

First Pork Squealer activity since the big reveal just dropped: on brand, "Tesla bad" and Mustang sperging at a bigger account trying to get noticed
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This is so much worse than his main account ramblings because we are LITERALLY 100% of his audience. He does it exclusively for us.

What genuine car guy says 'just a tad?' I would think real mechanics would use their wrenches to rearrange the face of anyone so foppish as to use the word 'tad.'

Which is more evidence of Fat's lack of ability to understand how anyone else thinks. He can't picture an audience of blue collar car guys and think of how they would talk. He just assumes everyone who reads his tweets will have the same reaction he does, and he bloody thinks he's brilliant.

 

[Nightmare Friends]

I've never been a car guy but Will Tate Fan's input has given me a change of heart

Spoiler: NSFW

Spoiler: My favorite and DEFINITELY REAL(my truth) pic of Fat

Other truths that I agree with

 

[Torque Wheeler]

I knew mustang owners were all fat and gay this just solidifies my theory

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

First Pork Squealer

Oh God. That's too perfect.

 

[Starscreams Cape]

That asshole told a fan who sent him a letter that he was "being interrupted" by having to read it.

TechTV gave Ellison a 3 minute segment on one of their shows. I distinctly remember, like it was yesterday, him losing his shit over the pronunciation of "Neanderthal". Like, he was really upset and angry.

Some people were made to be admired at a distance.

And some people, like Fatrick, were born to be ridiculed.

 

[JJLiautaud]

TechTV gave Ellison a 3 minute segment on one of their shows. I distinctly remember, like it was yesterday, him losing his shit over the pronunciation of "Neanderthal". Like, he was really upset and angry.

Some people were made to be admired at a distance.

And some people, like Fatrick, were born to be ridiculed.

His watching segments? Theyre pretty good and theyre all on youtube because Harlan elison aint giving away his copyright to nobody

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLn5mSh00tKGGwiZ0CsZvWAzA0M2xQn8jA

 

[StopSneeding]

Been a while, so I would just like to say that Fatrick is an obese, degenerate, narcissistic, low-T individual LARPing as a never Trump conservative badass. Rick is no firearms expert or martial artist. He is a drunkard, lives in squalor, and seeks shelter at a dingy bar. Him being weight-challenged relishes him to a sweaty and greasy state of existence. I truly pity Nikki, but at least she hit it, quit it, and moved on to Pringles Can John (PBUH). Fat cannot face reality and is relegated to writing Z-tier sci-fi novels as a form of escapism. His autism has crippled his social interaction and made him incapable of being a loving father in any remote capacity. On one hand we should feel sorry for Rick and the sorrowful journey which leads him to search for answers in the bottom of a beer mug in a dimly lit bar. On the other, he provides endless entertainment and just cannot resist biting the bait. Every. Fucking. Time.

Rick's suffering is self-inflicted. It is like Sisyphus continually rolling a rock up a hill, only for it to roll back down. Rick constantly feels the need to take to Twitter to avenge himself in the eyes of others-with further embarrassment inevitably resulting. Maybe one day Fatrick will gain a modicum of self-awareness and alter his poor lifestyle and dietary habits.

There is no justice in this world. PCJ was taken from us too soon. Good men die while utter scoundrels like Pat just weigh on the world. It is a sad truth, but we may as well derive amusement from the prison he is confined to by his own handicraft.

Rick is just an empty soul, an existential vacuum. He searches desperately for meaning, consuming anything (mostly food) he comes across. He is always trying his next grift to attempt to cultivate another image to publicly present. He is a skin-walker, an abstraction, and he is simply not there. He is confined to be a laughingstock who begs for attention of any variety forevermore. As a supreme autist he will never have a loving relationship, as all interactions are transactional. He is a void who merely attempts to satiate his existential dread with food. His search for meaning is futile. He will wander the earth laying salt in his wake and spread his faggotry wherever he may roam.

 

[grey area]

The whole Automanic thing is hilarious with its completely inauthentic and scammy tone. Mostly reeks of utter laziness. This guy thinks he's good at something and suddenly he's the utmost authority on the matter. Rick couldn't change a tyre without fucking it up spectacularly.

 

[Nod Flenders]

The whole Automanic thing is hilarious with its completely inauthentic and scammy tone. Mostly reeks of utter laziness. This guy thinks he's good at something and suddenly he's the utmost authority on the matter. Rick couldn't change a tyre without fucking it up spectacularly.

Patrick would probably call the tire a stalker and "child", while sperging out over politics.

 

[RussianParasite]

I'm pretty sure Pat actually stole his new stage name from a bunch of hot wheels movies from the 2000s named Acceleracers and not an 80s action movie.

Of fucking course he uses names from a movie that, I presume, is literally made for five year olds.

It begs the question: who’s the real child, child?

 

[Formerly Trucks]

I was going over his pathetically written posts, and noticed a discrepancy. A Tire Pressure Monitoring System is referred to as a TPMS sensor, a TPS is a Throttle Position Sensor. The fat fuck has no idea what he's talking about.

 

[Autism Spectroscopy]

rusty hole in the driver's footwell

That's personal now faggot. You have torqued my wheel for the last time

 

[Flávia’s Cleaning Service]

A rascal received a proper childing from the true and honest @RealAutomanic account (now deleted) Archive