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Funny Valentine said:
I'm scared but curious to ask what the biggest is.
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Roxanne Wolf said:
Not sure if this counts but I can't figure out where else to post it - a buddy of mine and I were dicking around (lol) on AliExpress looking at sex toys that would most certainly poison the user in a plethora of ways, when lo and behold we came across stolen furry porn:
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S / A - fuck you Ali Express and blocking the archive bot
I knew China was notorious for not enforcing copyright shit, but horse furry porn for advertising? Really??
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The funny thing about Ali Express is how notorious of scamming/stealing designs regarding fursuits. These of course, are very low quality and IIRC, ethan and Hila bought their fursuits from Ali when they were going to have Majira Strawberry (famous fursuiter) on before Maj backed out.
 
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Poisson Fatal said:
How the fuck does that shit work?! It looks like it could rupture internal organs by its sheer fucking size.
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Never ever underestimate the power sheer horniness gives to furries. They're usually high on weed or meth while they shove these things in there so their ability to feel pain is reduced significantly. Together these things make furries willing to take on sizes that shouldn't be possible - let alone safe - to use. I will however give BD credit for using platinum silicone unlike the AliExpress horse cock.

On the plus side BD makes for a really entertaining shock site to send to your friends. The reactions are always gold.
 
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Coelacanth said:
I think he's dead now. I remember one of the founders of BD had some sort of terminal illness that may or may not have been related to his sexual activity but I don't remember if it was him or not.
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I checked and one of the guys (Brian Dyers) was killed in a car accident in 2011. Holy shit.
 
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Poisson Fatal said:
How the fuck does that shit work?! It looks like it could rupture internal organs by its sheer fucking size.
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A friend of mine once said:

"As much as I'm going to regret saying this, a horse penis eased up the butt won't kill you. A horse penis shoved up the butt with the force of a fucking stallion will tear your intestines like tissue."

Now this was in context of the Mr Hands situation, but the principle holds up here. Time to get clinical to distance myself from the degeneracy.

The anus and intestines are extremely elastic, and if you go slowly they can take quite a bit. However go too hard or too fast and then shit starts breaking. Going too big is also possible, but that thing isn't actually there yet, as diameter is the killer there, not length, so long as you go slow enough for the intestines to get repositioned you're fine when it comes to long objects, at least up until around the bottom of your ribcage. Any further and you're in danger.

The real issue is having your ass stuck opened up. Frequently stretching, or having something in there too long, will also cause permanent stretching of the orifice. The same can be done by going too big all at once, but by the time you're permanently stretching your anus immediately through girth, you're probably going to kill yourself anyways. IIRC the threshold is around 10 inches in diameter, and I don't want to repeat that research to verify. Even then, you gotta get pretty stretched and do so repeatedly so as to put recovery beyond reach. Most of the time with some basic rehab you'll recover fully if you don't die from the act. Permanent damage requires severely ripping the muscles and causing them to loosen.

The same rules, just different limits, apply to the vagina BTW, they are basically the same structure, just with less space for things to go up into, as the intestines are deeper, and the muscles of the vagina are a bit better specialized for retightening the orifice.

So sadly, these degenerates could actually handle quite a bit more than our instincts say they should survive. The human body is frighteningly robust, and is abnormally effective at healing and recovering anything that fails to kill us. We're like cockroaches, but worse.
 
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AngryTreeRat said:
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Because I was bored I looked up just how big Stan is mathematically.

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I'm going to hazard a guess and say that anybody who uses the Large or XL isn't going to have a functioning rectum by the time they get old.

Furry Troon said:
Buddy I've been giving you shit as a friendly lil bit but you've really gotta be more mindful of what you confess to here
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In his defense anybody with half a brain could figure out that getting railed by a stallion IRL will kill you.
 
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