Furry Art Freak Show - From ungodly eyesores to nauseating masterpieces

[AngryTreeRat]

Buddy I've been giving you shit as a friendly lil bit but you've really gotta be more mindful of what you confess to here

Nah, this was something I learned after Mr Hands died and did some research on how he survived fucking a horse multiple times before he did so, and now no amount of brain bleach can free me from the cursed knowledge I possess due to my own curiousity. I know things no man should know, I have stared into the face of degenerate madness and a part of me never escaped.

I do know someone who did contemplate fucking a horse though, and as a result someone else provided that wonderful quote I dragged out of the old archives of a group chat above. Along with a suggestion to use roofies to save their family the grief of finding out they died by taking horse cock up the ass. I recommend just not fucking horses though, even roofied it's a bad idea. You might not get as lucky as Mr Hands did.

Because I was bored I looked up just how big Stan is mathematically.

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I'm going to hazard a guess and say that anybody who uses the Large or XL isn't going to have a functioning rectum by the time they get old.


In his defense anybody with half a brain could figure out that getting railed by a stallion IRL will kill you.

~2.5" diameter is what you can take "regularly" before you're risking having your asshole permanently gaped, though if you do it enough the real lower limit is 1". Anything above a small is a "sometimes" toy. Once every few weeks, probably is safe? Maybe? Degenerate, yes. Fucking ridiculous, absolutely. You'd not see long term damage there though if you're under forty and only occasionally use it, as absurd as that sounds. I can't imagine people buying these use them often if they aren't in diapers. Still, I feel like of you're looking at this size, you should spend that money on therapy.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

To be fair the human anus can fit about two raccoons.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

To be fair the human anus can fit about two raccoons.

Thanks, now I got benchmarks for the cursed knowledge.

Also you ever gathering information for a potential dox and randomly find porn among family vacation photos? Furries have no shame.

Spoiler: Tame, but it's something semi on topic

 

[Noebel]

How the fuck does that shit work?!

You take this and put ~1/2 cup of lead in one end. Then, you hit people in the head with it. It would take an inhumanly scrutinously-minded sequrity to check that thing close enough to determine that it's actually a sap. Unless it's a place with a very tight sequrity, but there's still a chance.
This, or many just collect these things like Amiibos. Impulse buying of things that you don't actually use is what moves whole sectors of economy.

 

[son of jurassic bark]

Gaping is a fetish itself, one of those things people get off on by how debasing it is, so in my crazy internet expeditions I've seen it split kinda evenly between gay/het crowds, and the same with vaginal and anal. With wammen it's about being wrecked, their dude getting off on how potent and virile he is, even through a massive silicone Doom monster dildo, and herself getting off on the humiliation and also "holy shit look how fucked out I got uwu wow". Read a post on reddit once (the best/worst stories start out that way) about a guy who got his wife off via fisting, then reached his hand inside and jacked himself off. The logistics were horrifying and I immediately thought it was bullshit, then I remembered that sometimes doctors have to reach their whole ass hand inside a lady's lady parts to turn an ass backward baby around.

With gay dudes it's also kind of a humiliation thing, I think. It's kinda amazing, it's one of those horrifying internet things you get mesmerized by as it simultaneously breaks your brain and ruins certain normal things for you because suddenly you can't eat a bagel without thinking about some dude's distended balloon knot getting railed by seven dog dongs simultaneously.

I generally don't care about what people get to in bed as long as they aren't hurting anybody, including each other, without proper consent, etc etc etc. I'll make fun of it, but ultimately it's not my problem. This is how most people operate, I think. People into the bad dragon thing know this and respond with defiance; the reviews are feverish recollections of the most deviant shit possible, they show their faces in pornhub videos tagged under general for maximum exposure, their real names are on onlyfans. They often decorate their homes with the rainbow collection of live-cast animal dildos.

You guys, I'm high as fuck and this shit is fascinating. And I love the thought of the founder of bad dragon who got creamed in a car accident leaving a trail of dildos and bloodstained fursuit parts for highway workers to bemusedly hose off the pavement. WHAT DOES A MEDICAL EXAMINER DO WITH A FURSUITER, MENTALLY. ARE THE DILDOS PART OF A CRIME SCENE OR ACCIDENT INVESTIGATION. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE BAD DRAGON DOG DONGS BEEN SHOWED TO A JURY???

I feel like we're in on some forbidden knowledge, and when these pasty underbelly furry things are exposed to sunlight, it's the best kind of schadenfreude watching normies try to wrap their brains around it

 

[Valstrax]

A friend of mine once said:

"As much as I'm going to regret saying this, a horse penis eased up the butt won't kill you. A horse penis shoved up the butt with the force of a fucking stallion will tear your intestines like tissue."

Now this was in context of the Mr Hands situation, but the principle holds up here. Time to get clinical to distance myself from the degeneracy.

The anus and intestines are extremely elastic, and if you go slowly they can take quite a bit. However go too hard or too fast and then shit starts breaking. Going too big is also possible, but that thing isn't actually there yet, as diameter is the killer there, not length, so long as you go slow enough for the intestines to get repositioned you're fine when it comes to long objects, at least up until around the bottom of your ribcage. Any further and you're in danger.

The real issue is having your ass stuck opened up. Frequently stretching, or having something in there too long, will also cause permanent stretching of the orifice. The same can be done by going too big all at once, but by the time you're permanently stretching your anus immediately through girth, you're probably going to kill yourself anyways. IIRC the threshold is around 10 inches in diameter, and I don't want to repeat that research to verify. Even then, you gotta get pretty stretched and do so repeatedly so as to put recovery beyond reach. Most of the time with some basic rehab you'll recover fully if you don't die from the act. Permanent damage requires severely ripping the muscles and causing them to loosen.

The same rules, just different limits, apply to the vagina BTW, they are basically the same structure, just with less space for things to go up into, as the intestines are deeper, and the muscles of the vagina are a bit better specialized for retightening the orifice.

So sadly, these degenerates could actually handle quite a bit more than our instincts say they should survive. The human body is frighteningly robust, and is abnormally effective at healing and recovering anything that fails to kill us. We're like cockroaches, but worse.

...I'm literally speechless.

 

[Smurf In Hand]

Spoiler: gay duck bondage

 

[Spoonomancer]

I checked and one of the guys (Brian Dyers) was killed in a car accident in 2011. Holy shit.

correct me if I'm wrong but Brian was also Athus, who was in a relationship/married with the popular dragon artist Narse, right?

 

[AngryTreeRat]

Gaping is a fetish itself, one of those things people get off on by how debasing it is, so in my crazy internet expeditions I've seen it split kinda evenly between gay/het crowds, and the same with vaginal and anal. With wammen it's about being wrecked, their dude getting off on how potent and virile he is, even through a massive silicone Doom monster dildo, and herself getting off on the humiliation and also "holy shit look how fucked out I got uwu wow". Read a post on reddit once (the best/worst stories start out that way) about a guy who got his wife off via fisting, then reached his hand inside and jacked himself off. The logistics were horrifying and I immediately thought it was bullshit, then I remembered that sometimes doctors have to reach their whole ass hand inside a lady's lady parts to turn an ass backward baby around.

With gay dudes it's also kind of a humiliation thing, I think. It's kinda amazing, it's one of those horrifying internet things you get mesmerized by as it simultaneously breaks your brain and ruins certain normal things for you because suddenly you can't eat a bagel without thinking about some dude's distended balloon knot getting railed by seven dog dongs simultaneously.

I generally don't care about what people get to in bed as long as they aren't hurting anybody, including each other, without proper consent, etc etc etc. I'll make fun of it, but ultimately it's not my problem. This is how most people operate, I think. People into the bad dragon thing know this and respond with defiance; the reviews are feverish recollections of the most deviant shit possible, they show their faces in pornhub videos tagged under general for maximum exposure, their real names are on onlyfans. They often decorate their homes with the rainbow collection of live-cast animal dildos.

You guys, I'm high as fuck and this shit is fascinating. And I love the thought of the founder of bad dragon who got creamed in a car accident leaving a trail of dildos and bloodstained fursuit parts for highway workers to bemusedly hose off the pavement. WHAT DOES A MEDICAL EXAMINER DO WITH A FURSUITER, MENTALLY. ARE THE DILDOS PART OF A CRIME SCENE OR ACCIDENT INVESTIGATION. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE BAD DRAGON DOG DONGS BEEN SHOWED TO A JURY???

I feel like we're in on some forbidden knowledge, and when these pasty underbelly furry things are exposed to sunlight, it's the best kind of schadenfreude watching normies try to wrap their brains around it

I know that the T-Sex from Bad Dragon was supposedly used as a murder weapon once. So it's possible that a jury had to look at a massive dildo at least once. Also I feel you have been broken by the furry shit and the coom. I'm perfectly capable of eating bagels, heck even cream filled donuts, without a singular sexual thought. I never get ambushed by sexual thoughts, if you are you might need some help and time away from the internet, because you clearly can't handle it.

 

[Bad Batteur]

Spoiler: ♪ i said ooh girl ♪♪

Spoiler: ♫ titty-headed pussy eel ♪

 

[son of jurassic bark]

I know that the T-Sex from Bad Dragon was supposedly used as a murder weapon once. So it's possible that a jury had to look at a massive dildo at least once. Also I feel you have been broken by the furry shit and the coom. I'm perfectly capable of eating bagels, heck even cream filled donuts, without a singular sexual thought. I never get ambushed by sexual thoughts, if you are you might need some help and time away from the internet, because you clearly can't handle it.

It was hyperbole, my friend! I do love that a t-rex dildo was used in a murder, I hope as a blunt object. I haven't heard of it, but it doesn't surprise me in the least.

Spoiler: ♪ i said ooh girl ♪♪

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I know that furries are usually self-taught, but I still like to think that some poor parents out there put a second mortgage out on their house to pay for someone to learn how to draw this.

 

[Piss Bear]

If you are having to use a dildo bigger than a baby to get off, maybe it is time to rethink your life choices.

Spoiler: sigh

 

[Nasty Habits]

This is apparently the guy that founded Bad Dragon:

Spoiler: Jesus Christ

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M ... Mr. Slave ... ?

 

[son of jurassic bark]

I love how this thread is basically "if I have to know this, so do you"

 

[Noebel]

I know that the T-Sex from Bad Dragon was supposedly used as a murder weapon once.

All that talk about using dildoes as weapons reminded me of this stupid comedy. I can't find a separate clip of that fragment, but there is an entire movie on youtube, so you go to this timecode(1:24:10) and watch till 1:29:00.

 

[Aurtistic]

Spoiler: ♪ i said ooh girl ♪♪

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My first post despite lurking here for 4 years, nice. Excuse me if I format anything wrong.
I recognize that artist, they go by Dyna Soar. I'm surprised they were never mentioned before. They draw a lot of fine art of BBW dinosaurs and birds. These aren't exactly as horrific as some of the things posted here, but still interesting nonetheless. Maybe more of a "palate cleanser", think more like "Wow, that is some fine art! ...But why?".

Spoiler: BBW birds and reptiles

< This was a commission.

They also make more abstract art. Never thought I'd see BBW furry art in this style, but here we are.

Spoiler: bonus image

They retweeted this on their twitter.

 

[Ratboy Genius]

Fairly tame compared to some here, but eh, I think it's still worthy.....I mean look at those titties pouring coom (I don't think that's milk...)

Spoiler

 

[Valstrax]

Fairly tame compared to some here, but eh, I think it's still worthy.....I mean look at those titties pouring coom (I don't think that's milk...)

Spoiler

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Ah yes, the eternal saying: You can tell an artist does NSFW by how they draw liquids.

 

[Roxanne Wolf]

I don't know if this belongs here because it is not an image nor video, but a video game.

Brace yourselves furniggers, you're about to see what asset flipping and MS paint fatfurs look like in a cobbled together game that is truly an eyesore:

Spoiler: Haram

S / A

Spoiler: Video

Spoiler: Choice Screengrabs

I was told on KC that this was an entry for a competition...

What the fuck did I walk into?

Spoiler: Potential Goldmine of lulz and/or Haram content

S / A

Fucking Weight Gamers, man.

 

[Sorlock]

Ah yes, the eternal saying: You can tell an artist does NSFW by how they draw liquids.

I think it's intentionally cum. I think they're supposed to be being pumped so full of cum that it comes out of them again. Not that the artist can probably draw liquids that don't resemble cum, but in this case it's probably just actual cum anyways.