Skitzocow Kindness / Alyssa Jo Frauens / @KindKinkster / AJ Frauens / Stella Lawrence / Zion Stellar and Paul Mendoza / Bonnie Nelson / @BonnieMakes - LF BPD munchie furry dogsitter to pee in bathtub and eat all my food, inquire inside, hourly rates

MetalParakeet said:
It's a bpd thing/munchie thing. My roommate was like this. As long as people were doing what she wanted, she was fine.

She gave up driving because her "fibro" made holding the steering wheel too hard. Yet she'd roll joints and cut up weed to sell for HOURS.

she told me I couldn't use dryer sheets because of her scent sensitivity, then progressed into telling me I couldn't use scented laundry detergent. However she had intense burning 24/7.

If you wanted go drink or party, she was ready to go. But if you wanted to clean the house up before people arrived for the party? Oooh so sick gotta go lay down, do it for me thanks xoxo

Her own doctor told her to fuck off and not come back, so she tried to sue him. But couldn't because lol poor.
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Sounds like Boner is gonna start fixing scooters in the spare room (and finally told Alyssa to clean her rat hoarding mess out of there).

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To repair their scooter

Ugh, she's also grifting for dog food now too.
 
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AnOminous said:
I could understand it if she was really hot or something, not this Smeagol looking freak on top of being absolutely nuts.
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If you look at her orbiters it makes more sense. Remember that one of the main ones is a fat bald man in his 40s who LARPs as a widdle gorl complete with pacifier in his PFP. She might be the only female who has ever interacted with him. She caters to a certain bottom tier simp because she actually interacts with them and lets them be completely gross. I mean, credit where credit is due: she found her niche, and god knows no one else wants to do what she does.
 
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New pinned tweet - I guess she figured out that squatting on a giant dildo isn't the best optics if you're trying to do a munchie grift.

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Pictured: "nonbinary" blob wearing clothes for once. Not pictured: a fucking wheelchair.

I checked out the account she's replying to here, and it's a munchie with a nice solid grift and fake story (which is in her pinned tweet and reads exactly like all the best munchie tales of woe). Guess everyone needs someone to look up to!
 
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MissAnthropist said:
Sounds like Boner is gonna start fixing scooters in the spare room (and finally told Alyssa to clean her rat hoarding mess out of there).

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To repair their scooter

Ugh, she's also grifting for dog food now too.
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My first inclination is that the 'workshop' is going to be an art room for craft streams because doing small engine repair in a rented spare bedroom sounds extremely retarded. That means Gordo is going to be spilling oil all over what I can only assume is carpet, doesn't it?
 
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My first inclination is that the 'workshop' is going to be an art room for craft streams because doing small engine repair in a rented spare bedroom sounds extremely retarded. That means Gordo is going to be spilling oil all over what I can only assume is carpet, doesn't it?
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I agree it sounds incredibly stupid, but this is Alyssa and Boner we're discussing, so I figured it was absolutely a possibility. Didn't they like burn the carpet at one of the pet sitting houses?
 
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break these cuffs said:
My first inclination is that the 'workshop' is going to be an art room for craft streams because doing small engine repair in a rented spare bedroom sounds extremely retarded. That means Gordo is going to be spilling oil all over what I can only assume is carpet, doesn't it?
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If Gordo is so good at small engine repair why did the tranch keep buying new cheap Chinese generators instead of him fixing them.
 
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