7/5/22 Tom checks in - A.K.A a message to the haters

[EmpireOfTheClouds]

Tom's been a lot more hostile than usual recently.

Like, even by Tom standards, he's been very defensive.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Tom's been a lot more hostile than usual recently.

Like, even by Tom standards, he's been very defensive.

That's the early onset dementia, it triggers all his rage centers.

 

[break these cuffs]

This nigga has as popup in an empty parking lot campsite and this is not only going to save his sanity by getting back to nature, but also save his business by selling to all the other campers. Hopefully there is a massive flash flood and the shit river overflows, downing Tom in his sleep.

 

[EmpireOfTheClouds]

I don't think honey and cider vinegar are going to detoxify Tom. I suggest a supplement of hot lead taken orally.

The answer is right there in the name of the product: Apple cider vinegar. Shit is extremely acidic. If you take too much of it, it irritates (and eventually corrodes) your esophagus.

 

[TurdFondler]

This nigga has as popup in an empty parking lot campsite and this is not only going to save his sanity by getting back to nature, but also save his business by selling to all the other campers.

There's no sign or anything indicating he's selling anything and no one's walking over to the fuckin goblin encampment for fun. He wouldn't be able to give his rocks away there.

 

[repentance]

I like in this video when he says how much he loves the fresh air, takes a deep breath, and starts having a COPD coughing fit.

Will he even last another week or will he return home because "the heat", "mah allergies"?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Dude hasn't had a job since Carter was president and he needs to take a vacation to rest up.

 

[Hambubger]

So much for renting the other half out and making a store/community center.

Come to the store for the low prices hell why not bring the kids and the family pooch for a real good time

 

[AnOminous]

[generic wishes of death towards tom]
[die tom die]
[fucking pedo]
[don't you have a dog to rape]
[etc.]
Is that about what we need for the thread to get started?

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Dude probably called the department of agriculture to shut down the Kiwi Farms. He's not the brightest bulb.

I like in this video when he says how much he loves the fresh air, takes a deep breath, and starts having a COPD coughing fit.

I don't think honey and cider vinegar are going to detoxify Tom. I suggest a supplement of hot lead taken orally.

Nah, he should use some indigenous medicine. Maybe huff some petrol before his next cigarette? Reckon that'd be a sweet trip.

 

[Hambubger]

Nah, he should use some indigenous medicine. Maybe huff some petrol before his next cigarette? Reckon that'd be a sweet trip.

Has he ever tried meth?

 

[TurdFondler]

Nah, he should use some indigenous medicine. Maybe huff some petrol before his next cigarette? Reckon that'd be a sweet trip.

Tom, don't be rama rama it's messing with your brains

 

[Consider Lizärds]

On the one hand, it's an opportunity to be angry at us for all we do and say, on the other hand we are the only audience he seems to have access to.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Tom, don't be rama rama it's messing with your brains

We all know Tom is a jenkem connoisseur

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

We all know Tom is a jenkem connoisseur

It makes sense.

Did Tom groom the 14yo known as pickwick to huff fermented feces? I guess only Tom, &T and the boy-turned-man would know for sure. But I'm going to say yes. Definitely.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Just hacking up a lung in Death Valley. The good life!

 

[ObservingTheMadness]

I am amazed Tom managed to bring AT LEAST two plastic bags of junk.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Tom says he has better things to do with his time then rotates the camera around to show an empty patch of desert and a gross homeless encampment. I don't know what that's supposed to mean.

Although what's that over there to the top right of his chips? It seems like Tom kind of abruptly stops and quickly pulls the camera back when he reaches here.

That looks like bottles of wine, the area he's in is a public park. I certainly hope Tom is not planning on violating any of California's laws against public drinking by consuming that alcohol during his stay. I doubt they take kindly to drunken hobos in their parks.

 

[TurdFondler]

Looks like mostly hard liquor to me. From left to right: wine, jagermeister, whiskey, wine (possibly whiskey going by color), and then something bottom shelf with a plastic cap. Could be a hard iced tea or a handle of shitty liquor.

Way to commune with nature, dumbass. Seems like Tom's a drainbow after all and not a single person at the Gathering can be trusted to stay sober.

 

[ObservingTheMadness]

Looks like mostly hard liquor to me. From left to right: wine, jagermeister, whiskey, wine (possibly whiskey going by color), and then something bottom shelf with a plastic cap. Could be a hard iced tea or a handle of shitty liquor.

Way to commune with nature, dumbass. Seems like Tom's a drainbow after all and not a single person at the Gathering can be trusted to stay sober.

I wonder if Tommy will drink himself to death.