7/5/22 Tom checks in - A.K.A a message to the haters

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[generic wishes of death towards tom]
[die tom die]
[fucking pedo]
[don't you have a dog to rape]
[etc.]
Is that about what we need for the thread to get started?
You forget dirty apartment, hacking cough (cancer.jpeg), eating food out of a dumpster and more.
 
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eating food out of a dumpster
I mean yeah, that's what my biggest issue. He has no access to trashes to go for "grocery shopping", there's nobody to sell him ditch weed, and there's a good chance that he won't even see another person to pester for change. How he will actually live?
 
Tom's been a lot more hostile than usual recently.

Like, even by Tom standards, he's been very defensive.
Probably because we’re right all the time. He keeps doing dumb shit and we keep telling him not to, and then he ends up worse off than before, usually in exactly the way we predicted. It makes him furious that his enemies know what’s best for him, especially when it’s not what he wants to do.
Looks like mostly hard liquor to me. From left to right: wine, jagermeister, whiskey, wine (possibly whiskey going by color), and then something bottom shelf with a plastic cap. Could be a hard iced tea or a handle of shitty liquor.

Way to commune with nature, dumbass. Seems like Tom's a drainbow after all and not a single person at the Gathering can be trusted to stay sober.
I am really up for Tom becoming a wino. I mean, his lungs, bowels and brain are already fucked, why not his liver too?
 
Of course not, kiwi farms dot net is an adult website for those 18+ years of age

Thats not gonna get Tom excited
There are confirmed troons however that might give Thomas' microdick life though
 
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Out in a tent in the middle of God's stark Nowhere in the American Southwest and he just fucking *HAS* to turn on the phone and post about the trolls.

I'd tell him to touch grass but he already is and it isn't working.
No grass though. Maybe if he didn't go camping on Tatooine he'd be able to stay away... but I highly doubt it.
 
I like how Tom's first order of business in the "wild" is to construct a junkity shit fort around himself.
Gotta make himself feel at home.
The hierarchy of needs, Tom edition.
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How's Tom gonna eat? There aren't any dumpsters out there in the desert to find food.
 
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