If Kiwi Farms was a thing in the 1990's, which lolcow threads would be the most active? - Keeping this thing going...

[Syaoran Li]

Since we've got a new thing going with the threads for the 60's, 70's, and now the 80's, I might as well do a thread for the decade when a lot of users on here were born.

Hey, this thread was gonna happen sooner or later...

For Community Watch threads, I could easily see threads for the following...

Goths
Black Metal
East Coast vs. West Coast rap feuds
Vampire: The Masquerade LARP'ers
Otaku/Proto-Weebs
The Militia Movement
The Monday Night Wars
Riot Grrls
Usenet

The Yugoslav Wars and the general fuckery in Yeltsinist Russia would have megathreads in the equivalent of A&N, as would have the OJ Simpson trial.

The Satanic Panic and The War on Drugs from the previous decade would still be extremely active.

There would be Happenings threads for Waco, Ruby Ridge, the Gulf War, the collapse of the USSR, Oklahoma City, Columbine, Y2K, the LA Riots, and the Good Friday Accords.

I'd say there'd also be fairly active lolcow threads for guys like Kurt Cobain, Jerry Falwell, Pauly Shore, Paula Poundstone, Andrew Dice Clay, Janeane Garofalo, Marilyn Manson, and Dennis Rodman.

There'd be the usual Enslavement and Derangement threads for Bill Clinton and Tony Blair for sure.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

The Yugoslav Wars and the general fuckery in Yeltsinist Russia would have megathreads in the equivalent of A&N, as would the OJ Simpson trial.

Forget a megathread, that'd be its own subforum by the end of the decade.

EDIT: Also speaking about the end of the decade, PokéMania would've become a Community Watch thread, perhaps even the Sonic community as well. Little would we know...

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Derek Smart would be 100x the Marissa we have. Forget about double posting, imagine ten-tuple posting!

 

[PeggieBigCock]

Andy Dicks would have benefited from a timeline of Lolcow shit he was pulling in the 90s, the summary of his history doesn’t do him any justice. Not that we were aware of what was going on til much later but a Nickelodeon stars thread would have been wild too, Dan Schneider did on a number on all of them.

 

[Neil]

Console Wars
Furries (back when all they did was draw their own spins on Animaniacs porn)
OJ Simpson (consistently frontaged before 90's Null got tired of it)
LA Riots happenings thread
Andy Dick (frontpaged after the Phil Hartman incident)
Wapanese culture (ancient term for weeaboo)
Heaven's Gate
Scientology
John Krickfalusi
Kurt Cobain's suicide happening
Dissolution of the Soviet Union thread

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

Chris Chan

 

[Wigs4Sale]

There would probably be a NIN/Trent Reznor thread.
The Bill Clinton Impeachment proceedings.
If we count end of the 90s then the Y2K scare would have its own mega thread with conspiracies and predictions.

 

[I've Seen Some Shit]

There'd definitely be a Courtney Love thread that'd have like 8 pages until April of 1994. Then suddenly it shoots up into the hundreds.

 

[Johnny Salami]

Princess Diana was murdered by the crown for wanting to our Prince Andrew as a pedophile
Y2K
How long will this post cold war peace last
Another woman claims Bill Clinton raped her, media silenced
newfags joining the internet
Pokemon VS Digimon
Hating on the Sailor Moon Dub
Robert Downey Jr
Disney Renaissance

 

[Skitarii]

People would still be talking about the Taliban

 

[Pee Cola]

Jeffrey Dahmer
Westboro Baptist Church / Fred Phelps
Amiga community watch / Commodore griefing thread
UFO happenings thread

I'm not sure if Saddam Hussein would get a lolcow thread or if Iraq would get a happenings thread. Maybe both?

Princess Diana was murdered by the crown for wanting to our Prince Andrew as a pedophile

Related: Jill Dando was murdered because she was going to spill the beans about Savile and other nonces at the BBC.

 

[Dyn]

Forget about double posting, imagine ten-tuple posting!

Decuple.

 

[Darksy DePhil]

Michael Jackson's

 

[I Love Beef]

The Morality in Media groups, including the Anti-Beavis And Butthead groups, and the trailer trash family who let their kid die in a fire after stealing cable with a black box.

Because I forgot too, Manime versus Sailor Moon anime fans, which is the prototype of the Twitter Anti-loli and moe anime weeaboo zealots.

That one Tiny Toons fan who stalked Tress McNeille.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Roof Koreans would've been given the attention and love they deserved.

That one Tiny Toons fan who stalked Tress McNeille.

Hilariously enough, I think the Kiwis/4chan would've been able to find the guy who did it.

 

[apolloday]

The Bjork stalker would have probably been a brief but rapid thread

 

[Pukebucket]

Sk8 Culture would start as a modest community watch thread centering around children suffering traumatic bodily harm or arguing about whether or not "grinding the rail" is a euphanism for gay sex or doing coke.

Space Jam and whether or not it is better than Who Framed Rodger Rabbit?

Eminem, but most of the thread is documenting the satanic-panic levels of moralfagging from white suburban moms who think Marshall Mathers is trying to indoctorinate their twelve-year-old son Chase into the thug lyfe by promoting hair bleach and gun crime.

Sky Dancers toy line griefing thread.

The Pokemon pastoral rant would be frontpaged for like a month. There would be additional threads for other discussions pertaining to Harry Potter and Magic the Gathering, of course.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Derek Smart would be 100x the Marissa we have. Forget about double posting, imagine ten-tuple posting!

I'd never forgive him and would force him to flog himself in public before posting again.

 

[Ronnie McNutt]

End of the soviet union happening thread, N64/PS1 threads

 

[Nod Flenders]

Clinton Enslavement Syndrome
Clinton Derangement Syndrome
Limp Bizkit/Fred Durst
SNES/Genesis