DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Late but regarding the save thing in FF7:
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Am I just dented? Never played this so I don't know what the save screen in this game looks like but this looks like a Saving bar?
Yeah it works a bit differently so I get why you're confused. When he picked file 1 he picked the save file, then when the 3 boxes appeared, that's actually the save games where you save the game. Another thing that gives away the fact that he didn't save is that before he saved you can see that Cloud is level 14, if Phail actually saved the save game would change to say level 14 rather than level 13.
 
Looks like Youtube glitched again, and played the wrong video for his retarded music playlist...

"...revenue, I'm afraid I'm gonna looooose things, I might lose my HOUSE if I can't pay my mortgage, right? What's going on?"

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"Nature calls."

Hey Phil. Your audience doesn't need to know your schedule when you take a shit. If you need to take a shit, just bear down and push asshole.
 
As a side question, why does Phil always talk about how in "offline play" he would destroy whoever he's losing against but not online? Even though he's presumably not played offline multiplayer in fighting games for more than 10 years and played Street Fighter weekly in the meantime (online). How does it make sense to keep saying this?
If Phil were to be playing against real people offline, then he'd have to find new excuses as to why he's constantly getting his ass beat. Him talking about offline play is just a way for him to cope to his retards and act like he'd somehow magically be a God at fighting games if it was in-person.

In short, just like with every single game Phil plays, it's always the game's fault as to why Phil is terrible
 
Late but regarding the save thing in FF7:
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Am I just dented? Never played this so I don't know what the save screen in this game looks like but this looks like a Saving bar?
That progress bar is it reading your save data. The original release saved on memory cards so it took a little bit. It's redundant when the save is on a fast hard drive of a modern system but it's still hard coded into the game.
 
Regarding the FF7 save:
I'm pretty sure he puts his PS5 in sleep mode.
So if he won't start another game from the PS home screen, he should be fine even without saving.
Also:
Even if he loses the progress, he would just use the god mode cheat and run the game at 3x the speed to catch up quickly.
 
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Regarding the FF7 save:
I'm pretty sure he puts his PS5 in sleep mode.
So if he won't start another game from the PS home screen, he should be fine even without saving.
Also:
Even if he loses the progress, he would just use the god mode cheat and run the game at 3x the speed to catch up quickly.
he closed the game application tho
 
Late but regarding the save thing in FF7:
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Am I just dented? Never played this so I don't know what the save screen in this game looks like but this looks like a Saving bar?
Nah it's just reading the memory card it says checking save data in the top left corner

Phill doing 1 am tweets about jasper, jasper and gin is on the menu boys
 
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Thus truly encapsulates DSP's level 1 life:

He's spent the majority of his adult life making videos. Still doesn't understand how lighting works. Has to sticky tape his play button to the wall of his garage.

He never managed to get anything after silver, and that was due to Machinima bringing him on board. Over a decade on YouTube and that's all he has to show for it.
 
Thus truly encapsulates DSP's level 1 life:

He's spent the majority of his adult life making videos. Still doesn't understand how lighting works. Has to sticky tape his play button to the wall of his garage.

He never managed to get anything after silver, and that was due to Machinima bringing him on board. Over a decade on YouTube and that's all he has to show for it.
We have halway through 2022 and he hasn't even reached 200k subscribers which was his goal for April. And it seems that the ones with troll acount names are at least clever: if they get banned they unsubscribe instead of keeping their account subscribed.

Oh and I watched the part with his save disaster. He really opened it then came the loading bar but he didn't click on Save. And if he really closed the application he can do the same shit all over again and he will miss the turtle poster AGAIN and also run out of the tower to save (what a retard) instead of simply go up one or two more levels.
 
DSP being so distracted ranting about how much he hates the shinra tower that he forgets to save and has to replay it is gold. Please someone clip him coping to chat that he saved and the game fucked him so I dont miss it.

Granblue was touted as a "Super Turbo but more anime" so Phil fell for it and obviously, it features characters like Bubs or Ladiva.

DNF from the get-go was shown as a pure anime FG, which Phil obviously hates. It's a shame really, because no character in that game is honest and the amount of bullshit it has hidden under it's relatively simple systems is amazing. We coulda got some real salt out of Piggy.
GBVS isn't very anime aside from it's visual style. Comparing it to super turbo specifically is maybe not very accurate but it is a very grounded fighter so not completely off.

What DSP hated about it was mainly that he doesn't like autocombos and is retarded (he constantly claimed his character didn't have an autocombo even though they are a universal mechanic.)

DNF Duel is also quite grounded, doesnt have universal air dashes, but has a lot of other anime bullshit in exchange.
 
Oh and I watched the part with his save disaster. He really opened it then came the loading bar but he didn't click on Save. And if he really closed the application he can do the same shit all over again and he will miss the turtle poster AGAIN and also run out of the tower to save (what a retard) instead of simply go up one or two more levels.
It was a funny fail that reminded me of his WWE 2K premiere this year. Got taken down by Susan which forced him to play the career mode. Spent 30min making his outfit and then reset it because he didn't pay attention. Then he rage quit the mode and came back to re-make his character.

And shit like this happens because he really doesn't care - every game is played mechanically and gets the conveyor belt treatment. He doesn't pay attention to pop-ups and notifications so he regularly misses out on stuff and then claims the game didn't tell him... What a fool
 
It's actually worse than that. He usually says "state of Washington" the longest version imaginable. Same with "state of Connecticut" or similar sentences, like when he talks about months, he says "month of May" etc.
It's his way of sounding smart.
"Would you ever get Jasper a boyfriend?"
"Jasper does not want a romantic relationship, he is very happy with the life he has here with us, trust me"
Sounds like Jasper needs rescue. Poor animal.
Ugly people do silly faces because they know if they can't look good they can at least look "funny"
No need to hit home with comments like these. I would like to add this is another shield or defense mechanism for Phil. Doing the silly face deflects from acknowledging his age. In his mind he can go "I don't look like a sick old man because of the silly face"
 
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