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Check that woman's phone, Pat, you might have had a few bud lighTs too many and let slip the Tomlinson and son's pepperoni secret.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Oh man, I’m getting shades of the fence fiasco as we observe Pat seemingly trying to outsmart big-brain lawyers. Next he’s going to start a blog about how to shield assets. I’m sure if the OnA sleuths look hard enough, they’ll find his DIY landscaping blog.
Of course this boomer adds two spaces after each sentence, as if he’s on a typewriter. The question is how did I only just notice it? Guess he’s got so much bullshit in his posts that it’s hard to process everything at once.
Of course this boomer adds two spaces after each sentence, as if he’s on a typewriter. The question is how did I only just notice it? Guess he’s got so much bullshit in his posts that it’s hard to process everything at once.
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You don’t have any friends. No one likes you.
Be honest, Pat; you just made that story up, didn’t you?
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Why is he looking at some woman's phone when she's not around?
He's a professional writer so if she showed it to him he would have written that right?
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The first thought anyone has upon encountering the verbal virtuosity of Peppermint Fatty is that he must be both fat and stupid. Upon seeing him however, one is driven to conclude that he is in the top ten of lardest people imaginable due to his prodigious adiposity.
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Nitrogen and nitrous oxide are different, albeit similar in molecular makeup. Nitrous oxide is what you get at the dentist or from the parking lot at a jamband concert, nitrogen is what they use to fill tires (among other uses). If you inhale nitrous oxide you might have a bad time, but also possibly a good time. If you inhale nitrogen, you're always gonna have a bad time.
Source: I have the word "wook" in my username.
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I read that as in his wife and she's about to turn him in for the PPP scam to get some of that sweet reward from the IRS and gets him out of her life. Normally this would be way too funny but with Fat it's always stupider and there's precedent for a wife turning on him and this one has to hate his guts for getting a lien on her house.
I will go all in and call Nicki troon out and fed informant saga, let's go.
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This dude is mental.
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The ULTIMATE high.
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What it looks like outside after a bunch of hippies who lecture you about the environment and your carbon footprint attend a hippie jamband concert:
SpreadingTheVirus
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Can deff confirm. They had uhauls full of tanks at the hotel right by the Hampton Colosseum during Phishs “reunion” tour. There must have been, no exaggeration, a hundred thousand balloons in the lot. They were 15-20$ a pop everywhere else but this hotel they were 2 for $5. Those guys made tens of thousands of dollars a night no doubt.
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So they're clowns in more ways than one?
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This is still a problem at pretty much every large show by bands in that scene. There was/still is the organized crime circle known as the nitrous mafia. Anyway I don't wanna get this thread off topic so message me if you wanna talk about concert bullshit.
Yes.
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It's extra funny, because those little whipped cream charges are also nearly impossible to recycle too. Only a small amount of recycling centers are willing to put up with the headache.
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Fatrick's thread here is the best thing about him, you people are some of the funniest folks around as well. Patrick is fat, i wouldn't have sex with him, but i would fart in his wife's vagina. He would have to pay to watch though.
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HandsomeTorque on the OnAForums has graced us with a new piece of art. Titled: "Safe really isn't my speed".
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His machines only have two speeds: waddle and kill (fascists).
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I'm getting experimental: I predict he goes viral on TikTok after someone records him chimping out at a checkout girl (or some other minimum wage worker) because she inadvertently said one of his trigger words and sent him into a Manchurian Candidate spiral rivalling the 5th Josiah tape.
Bonus points if the checkout girl in question is black.
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Could you imagine being the prison official that's gotta monitor all those letters? Page after single page, every day, scanning letters to rascals('s PO boxes) one by one, all reading
"No, atalker, I'm noT in prissson! That's jusT your delusions...."
Meriasek
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And always that thing with the "And here's how to fix it. Let's do this!" thing where he presents himself as some sort of authority figure, someone with loads of knowledge gracefully descending to set you straight. Like when he goes to talk about military bullshit on Twitter. "Alright, let's do this."
As if he is the first to have this sort of blog with tech tips for modern cars, especially when he gives supremely basic bitch tips like how to prepare a car for long term storage or washing your engine bay. Jesus Christ, that's not "simple car solutions from experienced pros", that's just copy-pasting from bigger, better car blogs. It's just regular fucking car magazine stuff, really.
And the bottom of the blog, right after the the fake numbers, it says "Copyright @2022 Automanic". While the blog contains nothing but uncredited stock pictures.
He couldn't have made a blog more ridiculous and obnoxious if he tried, mostly because actually trying isn't something he does on the regular, and being obnoxious is the only thing that comes natural to him (besides storing fat for the winter, except all year every year).
Nobody would have batted an eye if he just had gone and made a secondary blog for car stuff. But "humble", like "fit", "smart", or "not grinding black kids into pepperoni" just isn't gonna happen with him.
He really is a loathsome creature.