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I wish he gets forced to live with a bunch of slow-in-the-minds, but I also wish he has Internet access there.
Prison Letters (06/27/22) - New Chris Chan Jail Letter - Eels and the Eggman talk about OCs to Chris, Helena will supposedly work with Chris on Sonichu, Chris claims that Heilberg confirmed his returning to 14BLC and that he was never attracted to Bella
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Will the tugboat cover his expenses now? Or will he have to get a job, sorry if someone already asked this.
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Idk if anyone answered but that all depends on his expenses. Does he still have Barb's income to supplement thus cutting his burden? Does he consider McDonalds and toys an expense or a luxury? Etc etc.
Most people would come at that question of mortgage+water+electric etc vs tugboat amount. However, this is Chris we are talking about. So in short, no. Especially without having someone competent to help him like Null was trying to do. I said in another thread, unless they take every single expense out and pay it then give him the leftover tugboat he's gonna fuck himself. That's a given.
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I worry that he'll be boring again the second he steps out of the jail. Hell, he has been boring for the last few years.
Someone needs to slap this blasphemous shit out of his head 'cause it's so mind-numbingly boring.
Someone needs to slap this blasphemous shit out of his head 'cause it's so mind-numbingly boring.
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It will most likely be heavily mitigated once Chris gets back into his cartoons and ponies, only keeping the Jesus stuff as part of his name or "foreknowing" stuff.
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What kind of man feels so superior to claim himself to be like or literally Jesus? The holiest man in existence wouldn't condone such weird behavior.
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Chris is clearly not a mentally well person.
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This is the sanest Chris has sounded in quite a while. Everything was responsive and on-topic except for one sentence of religious bullshit, and even that was brief and to the point. I assume that's just because the letter was so short.
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More appropriate for Chris would be "commode door".
The reporter was only allowed to be there because it was open to the public.
If we want any information from the July 28th hearing, someone is going to have to show up and try to get in.
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The letter he got was 3 pages, with one of them dedicated to OCs created for upcoming comics that all have lengthy descriptions. What was Chris's response tot this?
"Your OCs are okay!"
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That's called a Keurig Fire Starter alternatively.
I'm sure you would be the guy to ask. Is this one open or do we not know? If it's in the main jail thread I apologize but idr seeing it there.
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He still appears to be using the "Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu" thingy, which is beginning to make me wonder if he will eventually dip his toes into the whole "Non-Binary" shit
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Why do people think he is getting away with anything? he lost a year of his life and it will never be the same. He in now the mother fucker of virginia and may get his shit kicked in because now people see him as a deranged sex pest.
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You forget, Chris doesn't even register that a year is gone and things he's missed out on. From a previous letter, he's already priming the pumps of "I didn't do it", and will continue to promote that cope when he gets out. It'll just be like all of the other stuff he's gotten in trouble for, he'll just pretend it didn't happen and get upset if anyone brings it up. "The outside world" isn't a thing to Chris, and he'll most likely collect a small group of asspatters to help him live in his little world. If anything, Chris has gotten MORE people to talk to him and try to cozy up to him since being locked up.
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And I think there's just the fact that now he's recruiting people like Helena to make comics for him now, basically showing that he sees this life no different from the one he had previously. All that's changed now is that it's snail mail instead of tweets, and we can't even see a majority of what's been written to Chris.
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I'm not saying anyone should do this, but if Chris somehow is legally able to live alone with Barb again after this, what are the chances someone tries to physically hurt Chris for getting away with raping His elderly, senile Mom?
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Dammit! You beat me to posting this. Any normal person who assaulted someone with a weapon, attempted manslaughter twice, and sexually abused an elderly family member would be looking at years in prison. The teflon tard walks again without almost any consequences for his actions.
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I’m getting restless waiting for the court date hoping we finally get an answer to the puzzle of what’s been going on. The three key factors are that they’ve held Chris for a year, there currently aren’t rape charges, and Chris alludes to the authorities leaving Barb alone due to her age. I can’t figure out a story that squares with all of these things simultaneously.
I severely discount Chris’s claims about Barb but assume there is a shred of truth that they’re indeed leaving her alone. My guess is that Chris demands they talk to Barb, believing she can just make it go away but the authorities view her like a victim. If she’s as severely incapacitated as Chris says, I cannot believe they wouldn’t add rape charges. They must have something to have kept him so long but I’m struggling to think what that might be at this point given the other details
I severely discount Chris’s claims about Barb but assume there is a shred of truth that they’re indeed leaving her alone. My guess is that Chris demands they talk to Barb, believing she can just make it go away but the authorities view her like a victim. If she’s as severely incapacitated as Chris says, I cannot believe they wouldn’t add rape charges. They must have something to have kept him so long but I’m struggling to think what that might be at this point given the other details
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I hearty chuckled at that tbh. It's almost, almost cute - if I dare say so.
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I may be wrong but I think one of the only reasons he's still in jail is because they don't have any space in tard homes in his area, and maybe a good distance beyond. Either that or his lawyer is trying to get him off on time served.