Prison Letters (06/27/22) - New Chris Chan Jail Letter - Eels and the Eggman talk about OCs to Chris, Helena will supposedly work with Chris on Sonichu, Chris claims that Heilberg confirmed his returning to 14BLC and that he was never attracted to Bella

[BobJones997]

What if he gets another continueance

Wouldn't shock me. Chris is the  Level-up continuance king.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

What if he gets another continueance

At this point, they can't give him any more continuances. He only has a Class 1 misdemeanor, meaning at most he can stay at the jail for a year. By the time of the next hearing, that'll already be up. As Pointless Sperg had said, the most they can do is put him on probation for what he hadn't served.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

So essentially, Chris will just have to pay a fine?

Like I said, they can work it so he stays on probation if there's multiple charges with a consecutive sentence. That way he would be sitting on jail time if he broke probation. If there's just the one charge, then the only reinstated suspended sentence would be a fine.

At this point, they can't give him any more continuances. He only has a Class 1 misdemeanor, meaning at most he can stay at the jail for a year. By the time of the next hearing, that'll already be up. As Pointless Sperg had said, the most they can do is put him on probation for what he hadn't served.

I mean, they *can* give him more continuances. Just because they let him go doesn't mean the case is necessarily over. I don't see them doing that though. I figure if Chris wants to still be a shithead about it they can hit him with worse charges rather than letting him go. A felony is still in the cards up until the plea bargain with a no-further-prosecution agreement is signed.

 

[JULAY]

His stupid little "Commodore - Come Adore" pun makes me mad on the internet for some reason.

And I'm 99% sure that Barb isn't at 14BC, so I don't see how there's any possible way for the fat autist to even get in the house, let alone live there. He's probably going to end up in some kind of group home situation, unless he's somehow being fast-tracked to the top of the Section 8 list.

 

[Naamaleipuri]

Imagine Chris getting free and going back to his home. Then Barb is in a retirement home and he's all alone in his piss stained house (at this point I imagine the pets are taken care of by somebody else, or euthanized).

 

[PsychoNerd054]

I mean, they *can* give him more continuances. Just because they let him go doesn't mean the case is necessarily over. I don't see them doing that though. I figure if Chris wants to still be a shithead about it they can hit him with worse charges rather than letting him go.

There seems to be so many complications to releasing him. Chris doesn't have a job first off, and is basically unemployable, and even after his stay at the mental hospital, he still hasn't cut the merge crap. It's just as likely Chris here is just talking out of his ass, and he will later be a shithead about it, and will get the worse charges.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

His stupid little "Commodore - Come Adore" pun makes me mad on the internet for some reason.

And I'm 99% sure that Barb isn't at 14BC, so I don't see how there's any possible way for the fat autist to even get in the house, let alone live there. He's probably going to end up in some kind of group home situation, unless he's somehow being fast-tracked to the top of the Section 8 list.

Barb being no longer there is actually the most likely path for Chris to theoretically return to 14BC. What's more, if he's fast tracked up section 8, that's a way he could pay for it.

Imagine Chris getting free and going back to his home. Then Barb is in a retirement home and he's all alone in his piss stained house (at this point I imagine the pets are taken care of by somebody else, or euthanized).

It's a very real possibility. Be prepared for that to happen. Whether it's sustainable is another thing. It could be that Chris goes back but then the finances are fucked and he just gets evicted later when the foreclosure happens.

 

[Naamaleipuri]

Barb being no longer there is actually the most likely path for Chris to theoretically return to 14BC. What's more, if he's fast tracked up section 8, that's a way he could pay for it.



It's a very real possibility. Be prepared for that to happen. Whether it's sustainable is another thing. It could be that Chris goes back but then the finances are fucked and he just gets evicted later when the foreclosure happens.

Oh yeah, Chris has no claim to the house, does he?
Welp! No matter what, it's going to be slightly interesting at least.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

What's more, if he's fast tracked up section 8, that's a way he could pay for it.

Chris skates on mother fuckery, and winds up getting the taxpayers to pay for his house. That sounds like something he'd luck into.

 

[ScaliasGhost]

Imagine Chris getting free and going back to his home. Then Barb is in a retirement home and he's all alone in his piss stained house (at this point I imagine the pets are taken care of by somebody else, or euthanized).

Not to mention Barb doesn't seem long for this world. Idk if people are constantly checking for an obituary, but after this incident and the accident I wouldn't be surprised if she is already on death's door. A Chris with no remaining family connections and no (or soon to be no) house will be even more pitiful than his usual condition.

 

[JULAY]

Barb being no longer there is actually the most likely path for Chris to theoretically return to 14BC. What's more, if he's fast tracked up section 8, that's a way he could pay for it.

From my reading of the Section 8 rules, since Chris isn't the mortgage holder, Barb would have to rent it out to him as a Section 8 eligible tenant, but regardless of the fact that they are related, any other Section 8 recipient could try to rent it and she would be obligated to let them do so. Unless he's at the very top of the list, I don't see it happening in any way that would benefit him.

Also, it looks like in Virginia you have to be a Section 8 voucher recipient through rentals before you can get approved to participate in the Housing Choice Voucher Homeownership program, so even if she tried to sell him 14BC and get it paid for through Section 8, he would have to rent for a while first. Also, it looks like they have a minimum income requirement and an employment requirement to participate in the homeownership program, though these might be waived for people on disability, I haven't looked deep enough to tell:

https://www.pwcva.gov/assets/documents/housing/004962.pdf - This is for Prince William County, but most counties in VA should be roughly equivalent.

In any case, I don't see how Chris would be able to stay in 14BC in the near term under the auspices of Section 8, so he's most likely going to end up somewhere else, at least for a while.

 

[Second-Hand Boat Supplies]

I may be wrong but I think one of the only reasons he's still in jail is because they don't have any space in tard homes in his area, and maybe a good distance beyond. Either that or his lawyer is trying to get him off on time served.

People often wait a long ass time for a trial if they aren't granted bail. The court system moves slow. It's moved slower since covid. Plus, he was committed for a time. Chris is a retard with no one to advocate for him besides his lawyer who knows he's a raping mongoloid with nowhere to go. He's probably getting time served, or maybe a bit more, if he does in fact have a plea deal coming.

To deny bail, they must have had something even if it’s not enough for a conviction.

As for the idea that they’re keeping him in jail for his own benefit, how would that relate to Heilberg’s duty to Chris as a client? I doubt Chris would go along willingly with a plan to stay in jail for his own good so Heilberg would have to slow roll it on his own. Perhaps a lawyer can correct me but this seems like a big professional risk

 

[Ken_Penders69]

chris might start fucking his pets if there is no "barbussy" waiting for him at home

 

[Angel Dust]

chris might start fucking his pets if there is no "barbussy" waiting for him at home

The pets were rehomed

(Way back at the beginning of the mother fucking saga, it was confirmed that the neighbors took the animals, at least temporarily. No word on what's happened to them since.)

 

[PhoBingas]

To deny bail, they must have had something even if it’s not enough for a conviction.

I can imagine that if they physically had nowhere to house him, and worried he might rope up or try to flee the country, their hands would be tied. As sad as it is to admit, Chris is probably safer as a PC goof than out on bail.

 

[RodgerDodger]

His stupid little "Commodore - Come Adore" pun makes me mad on the internet for some reason.

And I'm 99% sure that Barb isn't at 14BC, so I don't see how there's any possible way for the fat autist to even get in the house, let alone live there. He's probably going to end up in some kind of group home situation, unless he's somehow being fast-tracked to the top of the Section 8 list.

If Barb has entered long term nursing care/memory care than who is her POA? I'm assuming her relatives who have been stepping in to take care of the house. If this is the case they almost certainly have a veto regarding Chris ever returning to 14 BC, with the possible exception of a brief visit with a Sheriff to pick up whatever of his things haven't already been tossed in a dumpster.

If Barb is still at 14 BC even if his terms of release don't specifically bar him from there chances are the State or County Elder Services people will have a Protective Order filed. Which would be outside the Prosecutions domain.

 

[Got Milk!]

The only thing I think chris lost throughout this entire year is the lost of his van, thats it.

We don't know currently how he feels but he sperged out in court about his toys. That was definitely a loss for at least some of the time if not still currently true.

Zero. No one is going to jail for Barb’s honor.

I'd put it at maybe 1% only because the IP2 types do wild shit sometimes. Maybe not come to the house but if spotted in the wild I could see some content spray sent Chris's way for a $27 (even $2.70 tbh) donation.

 

[SlaanyChaser]

Please god let there be someone to document the tardrage chimp-out when he finds all his Horde in the dump.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

From my reading of the Section 8 rules, since Chris isn't the mortgage holder, Barb would have to rent it out to him as a Section 8 eligible tenant, but regardless of the fact that they are related, any other Section 8 recipient could try to rent it and she would be obligated to let them do so. Unless he's at the very top of the list, I don't see it happening in any way that would benefit him.

Also, it looks like in Virginia you have to be a Section 8 voucher recipient through rentals before you can get approved to participate in the Housing Choice Voucher Homeownership program, so even if she tried to sell him 14BC and get it paid for through Section 8, he would have to rent for a while first. Also, it looks like they have a minimum income requirement and an employment requirement to participate in the homeownership program, though these might be waived for people on disability, I haven't looked deep enough to tell:

The way Chris could pull it off is the disability exception for family members. Basically you state that the family house is tailored to the person's disability, and then the disabled person becomes eligible to rent there, jumping to the top of the list for the property because of the specific accommodations.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

He's a liar; his types were defenseless women/anime body pillows/MLP Viola+Vynil Scratch/His shitty mother/brunettes.

Still reading the transcript...he's gonna go home, just like that after years of his (reduced) sentence?! Bullshit; did Chris seduce/proposition Heilberg or something as he once offered himself as a prostitute for blowjobs?!

Not surprised that Barbara couldn't testify against her rapist-son due to senility.