Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[Near]

He's gonna be dealing with Ralph till the day he fucking dies. I wonder if he knew that before he finally prodded him enough, after basically doing nothing for 2 years.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Ethan Ralph crying about Jim for days on end and still won’t give it a rest at 5AM. Wants Jim to die for laughing at him. Imagine being this owned.

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Ethan Ralph, picture of health, jerks it to thought of Jim dying. Winning!!!!!!

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The only person on this site who’s as pathetic and stupid (and fat) as Gunt is Pat Tomlinson. But at least Pat abandoned his daughter so she’d be free from his poisonous influence on her life. Imagine being Rozy and your Google results were fucked while you were still in utero. For that and other reasons, a name change is in her future. Jade Augustine has a nice ring to it.

I got $500 says the Gunt dies before Jimbo. Ralph's genes are dogshit, he's a drug abuser, he drinks too much, and all that Gunting and hollering is bad for his heart, plus he seems determined to get himself either beaten to death or in an RTA.
I think it's a safe bet.

 

[Criminal Stupidity]

Ralph looks like such a fat retarded dork-baby with those special needs glasses.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

I got $500 says the Gunt dies before Jimbo. Ralph's genes are dogshit, he's a drug abuser, he drinks too much, and all that Gunting and hollering is bad for his heart, plus he seems determined to get himself either beaten to death or in an RTA.
I think it's a safe bet.

Plus, Ralph has that Five Star AIDS.

 

[HarrySachz]

He's gonna be dealing with Ralph till the day he fucking dies. I wonder if he knew that before he finally prodded him enough, after basically doing nothing for 2 years.

I'm sure that dad Jim is proud of his prize pig

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

I don't know, he seems pretty bad at that one too, since people are abandoning him left and right and pity donos hardly ever come in.

I used to like Ralph and would on occasion donate to the Killstream. I liked his content up until Nora left his fat gunt. Gator kept the show together for awhile but when he wised up and abandoned ship, that's when the wheels really came off the short bus.

Jim's not really crying, he's trying to get the ball rolling to get your money cut off, Ralph.

Jim is crying, crying laughing. I think he's going to die every stream when he laughs at fatty so hard he cancer hacks. You can hear the black phlegm and blood in his cackling.

it'll be pretty funny if he outlives his savings and is forced to get a real job.

What would he be qualified to do? Maybe sell dime bags to high school kids but is he even allowed within 1000 feet of a school?

 

[Mango Cobra]

I guess you're right. It honestly reminds me of Chris Chan's work ethic.

Chris actually had a job at Wendy's and, when Josh set up a way for him to make money doing his art, the dude actually stepped up and did it. Of course he also raped his mom, so I guess it evens out.

Makes me wonder, though - Who is the worse son, Ralph or Chris?

 

[make_it_so]

Chris actually had a job at Wendy's and, when Josh set up a way for him to make money doing his art, the dude actually stepped up and did it. Of course he also raped his mom, so I guess it evens out.

Makes me wonder, though - Who is the worse son, Ralph or Chris?

I imagine Chris would at least drive his Mom to dialysis if needed.

 

[Fannyscum]

The daily hog roast continues. If Ralph keeps this up Jim is going to outlive us all:

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Don't underestimate Ralph's humiliation fetish. When he's rolling around in the filth he's in his element:

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It was true at the start and it's true now:

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Ralph really is the biggest Karen in the sektur, FROM THE TOP ON DOWN:

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How dare you question the power of the amnyfest Peepaw ring:

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[Angel Dust]

You leave this thread for a few hours and now he's hollering at aquariums.

 

[AltisticRight]

making May change the diaper.

The diaper won't be changed, Ralph will make quick work of the truffles.

I used to like Ralph and would on occasion donate to the Killstream.

You basically doxed yourself if you didn't donate with a sock account.

 

[Got Milk!]

Plus, Ralph has that Five Star AIDS.

Top AIDS in the sektur! 5 star days with 5 star AIDS!

Chris actually had a job at Wendy's and, when Josh set up a way for him to make money doing his art, the dude actually stepped up and did it. Of course he also raped his mom, so I guess it evens out.

Makes me wonder, though - Who is the worse son, Ralph or Chris?

Ralph definitely was a horrible kid son. Chris sexed his own mom though. I don't think the dialysis walk a thon challenge and other assorted events outweigh that. Somehow Chris may have had the better parents because he is at least employable outside hollering at the screen. Which, let's be honest, at some point Ralph is going to yell about an employee at a Churro Hut in Fuck All, VA or wherever he's moved on up to now and say "I want him off the internet NOW, NOW. NOW!". At that point, I will be forced to reexamine my position.

 

[metroid_fetish]

Chris kept his mom alive to this day. Ralph not so much.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Chris kept his mom alive to this day. Ralph not so much.

Ralph can only get off when he’s fucking someone he’s paying to fuck him or he’s fucking then against their will. Sandra worked for free (ask SNOW and the patrons at the taverns where she was a barfly). She was also all too willing. That’s a turn-off for Ralph so he had no reason to keep her alive.

Barb, on the other hand…

 

[Expendable Zaku]

Ralph’s been reduced to hanging out with likes of Baked Alaska and IP2. No W will ever be enough to rid him of that stench. Also, he probably has AIDS.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

Fucking why?

Probably, for a brief moment. On a basic human level.

 

[GaryGrey]

An old Tweet from November 21st 2019. Unfortunately May's Twitter only goes back till 2021 so this screenshot is the only record. Looks like someone might be engaged to Benedict Arnold.

@theralph Do you ask May to wear this and role play as Jim?

 

[John Wesley Hardin]

An old Tweet from November 21st 2019. Unfortunately May's Twitter only goes back till 2021 so this screenshot is the only record. Looks like someone might be engaged to Benedict Arnold.
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@theralph Do you ask May to wear this and role play as Jim?

Too bad Ralph blocks everyone. This picture should appear a hundred times in the replies of anything he tweets. Guaranteed to make him seethe.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Just about the only thing Ralph hasn't done yet is become a serial killer, that's the only item he hasn't crossed off yet on the sociopath checklist. It's terrifying to imagine how destructive he could really be if only he were just a little sharper or a little stronger. It's really a good thing that he's so retarded and pathetic. If Ralph had higher intelligence or greater physical strength, he'd only use it to damage people with greater efficacy.

A possible AIDS diagnoses would also explain why he refuses to fight in the ring, because he'd have to get blood work done and that would quickly spill out into the public if he did. Getting beaten up isn't the part he's most afraid of.

 

[Kinochet]

An old Tweet from November 21st 2019. Unfortunately May's Twitter only goes back till 2021 so this screenshot is the only record. Looks like someone might be engaged to Benedict Arnold.
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@theralph Do you ask May to wear this and role play as Jim?

Maybe you had a site glitch, I scrolled her Media tab and found 4 tweets including this one of her wearing Daddy Jim’s hat.

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https://archive.ph/onzli

https://archive.ph/UgROO

https://archive.ph/XoQQT