Shinzo Abe Assassination

[Keystone]

What's worse: the heckin epik female bodyguard that the media was portraying as perfect and what not.. was 'protecting' Abe during the event. So much for muh stronk female
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>can't even prevent a guy walking around with a DIY gun and shooting a second shot after seconds of delay
They are ALL incompetent and to blame, but this was the cherry on the top.

She is going to be in some weird hentai that gets made from this event and there is nothing anyone can do to stop some coomer mangaka from doing it.

 

[Miller]

He might have been a clone but at least he wasn't a gay golem.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

didn't think 2022 could pull one over me but, it keeps surprising me yet again!

what a weird year it has been.

 

[Chris_Stuckmann]

Photo of the suspect.

 

[Cavalier Cipolla]

What's worse: the heckin epik female bodyguard that the media was portraying as perfect and what not.. was 'protecting' Abe during the event. So much for muh stronk female
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>can't even prevent a guy walking around with a DIY gun and shooting a second shot after seconds of delay
They are ALL incompetent and to blame, but this was the cherry on the top.

This is also gonna be a 4th of July moment for incels and the manosphere. This day will become a national holiday in Jordan-Peterstan.
Finally vooman confirmed bad, rly inkomptent, vooman only gud for kitchen and making bebe.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Tell us more about your thoughts on Beefy Ass Niggas.

I'm glad you asked! OK, so get this right. Here is why Beefy Ass Niggas would have stopped this shit. But first, lets break down all the security flaws.

First off, the aftermath photo.



Now the dude on the left? He might be look a bit beefy because you can tell the only thing that dude does is nonstop pullups and deadlifts. But arms? Shoulders? Hell, this dude ain't even doing shrugs. Now the guy on the right is super tiny but you can tell he goes to the gym and is like "Hell yeah, got my 3x10 shrugs in. Welp, I'm done" and proceeds to get home to get his haircut all fucked up by a skitzo for fun.

Now, real beefy ass niggas on security should look like this:



If your security dude looks like some kind of fucked up crash-test dummy who can survive a fatal impact going 120? Then he's your dude. Not these bowl-cut skinny dudes who don't inject steroids into their dickhole 24/7. And also, you ever seen a tough nigga with a bowl cut or a Japanese hair cut? Hell nah, they go bald. You want bald ass beefy nigs guarding your ass because they know hair is a detriment and if anyone calls these dudes chrome-domes they gonna die. Now, sometimes a bowl haircut can show real man power, like those white kids who are in banger circles in Chicago and shit, but those guys are fucking crazy like taking out some oldhead's tongue and using the tongue to wipe dey' ass then making the oldhead eat it and shit. But those dudes are also ripped despite looking like Tom Sawyer mother fuckers.

You can't have a security group consisting of tiny dudes and one woman. Sure, they might know kung-fu and shit, but you think kung-fu gonna stop some sperg with a musket doing some 1776 shit on your VIP? Hell nah. What they gonna do? Kick the black powder ball away with a crane kick? Also, women should never be in security because they cry over dumb shit like women calling them fat or tweets, so expecting them to take a knife in the chest but still have enough fuel in the tank to rip a niggas head off ain't happening.

In short, this is my thesis and I hope was educational.

 

[Meiwaku]

during corona the old guys were still coughing without a mask in the 7-11

Yeah people also wore them because they didn't want to talk to others or be bothered that day. The point stands that meeting someone with a mask on because they have a cold but are at (establishment) anyways. No where else but asian countries do people have the sense to wear masks when they are sick.

Dude. During corona there were no freaking masks in Japan. Idk where you were if you had them on tap. They were almost impossible to get for a while there so I'm not blaming someone for coofin when they might not have even had the shitty アベノマスク。

 

[Borax Bozo]

What the absolute fuck? Who did it and why?

Could this be some yakuza related shit?

The yakuza would have access to proper guns, not this homebrew two-and-done device.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Shinzo didn't deserve this fate, but plenty of other politicians do.

 

[Seora]

I say there are 5 possibilities for who did this:

1. Schizoid NEET, like the one at Kyoto Animation Tragedy
2. Pacifist who hates the rearming of Japan, especially since Abe is responsible for it
3. An extreme ultranationalist, yes there are people even more right than Abe and co
4. People who hates the current inflation and economic downturn in Japan, and blamed them to the LDP
5. Yakuza

I’m sure yakuza is employing their best scrawny nerd soldiers as we speak. Idk maybe it’s Sony’s fault for buffing them up so much in the Yakuza series. Tbf I didn’t know that Japan’s inflation was so bad that the yakuza are resorting to building their own guns now, guess that’s them foreign cargo taxes for you.

 

[InwardsStink]

Very few if any Japs paid for their WW2 crimes. The US left them to self prosecute when the Cold War kicked off, after already pardoning the entire Royal family who ordered the most horrific atrocities, the Japs pardoned the rest of the worst non-royal offenders, then spent the next 70 years exporting Degen shota and Weeb kawaii deceptive propaganda. The best of Japs is preserved in Koreans. Bomb the entire Island into oblivion. Justice for Nanjing. Burn Jap Burn.

Edit: Abe is chief proponent of 'jap dindonuffin' narrative. Good riddance. Stay mad Weebs.

The only crime about the rape of Nanking is not raping and killing more chinks.

 

[L50LasPak]

Man, 2022 has had it all it seems: A major war, a new virus (thankfully, this one seems limited to fags), worldwide economic downturn and now a political assassination in a First World country.



I'm scared, kiwibros...

 

[Cold Root Beer]

note: in urban areas it would be very noisy to have a nursery next door to your apartment or office so this is a hard task in itself because it is MEIWAKU (translation: to cause trouble for others) to build one.

I like the world where the assassin was driven mad by the noisy nurseries built next to his house and decided to enact his revenge on the person who signed their MEIWAKU into existence.

 

[Cavalier Cipolla]

The yakuza would have access to proper guns, not this homebrew two-and-done device.

The Yakuza are also discouraged from using violence nowadays, except maybe between each other (?), and are now mostly going Pajeet mode by running scams. I've seen a video where some Indian scam company even ran scams in Japanese, so perhaps even the Yakuza is involved in some of these Microsoft Tech Support scams.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

First of all, we are way more anti-korean than we are anti-chinaman. Although that being said Koreans sneed more about Japs than vice versa.

The only real three issues between the Chinese and the Japanese are (from the Chinese perspective):
1) 钓鱼岛及其附属岛屿/尖閣諸島 (Territorial dispute)
2) ROC because lol one China policy
3) Tard semantics arguing whether or not the apology for Nanking and the shitshow of WW2 was "proper" (謝罪 vs 陳謝 and written versus verbal apologies etc.).

Most Chinese people with a level head really stick onto no 1/2 as an issue. No 3 is really a fucking government thing to use a propaganda (If the Chinese invaded Japan today, the same would have happened with low morale at any point, plus, East Asia generally doesn't take prisoners be it military or civilian historically).

Some think no 1 was deliberately done by the US/Russia to make sure some version of the EU (China+Japan+Vietnam, Koreans too salty) never came around because that would likely make the entire world (Specifically Russia and the US) shit their pants so hard, since the EU has so many different cultures where a lot of the Chinese/Japanese/Vietnamese share much (not all) in common culturally then say, Spain and Norway.

Foreign Asset

China's National Party Congress is this year and there is a major challenger, so don't put anything out of the box just yet. Last time there was a leadership fight it turned out one of the dudes bombed an airliner and his wife murdered a British person for power.

I don't blame them considering Koreans perpetually seethe and mald whenever Japan does anything vaguely patriotic.

The Koreans owe a lot of modern Korea to Japan. That is a fact. That the Koreans can not see it is because they take it for granted.

 

[Cavalier Cipolla]

I’m sure yakuza is employing their best scrawny nerd soldiers as we speak. Idk maybe it’s Sony’s fault for buffing them up so much in the Yakuza series. Tbf I didn’t know that Japan’s inflation was so bad that the yakuza are resorting to building their own guns now, guess that’s them foreign cargo taxes for you.

Isn't Japan experiencing DEflation?

 

[timewave0]

Damn, poor guy. He seemed like a decent man to me but I’m clueless about Jap politricks. RIP

 

[CharlesBarkley]

The Yakuza are also discouraged from using violence nowadays, except maybe between each other (?), and are now mostly going Pajeet mode by running scams. I've seen a video where some Indian scam company even ran scams in Japanese, so perhaps even the Yakuza is involved in some of these Microsoft Tech Support scams.

"Excuse me. I am with LINE. Can I please have your login and password due to a security breach?"

 

[Seora]

Isn't Japan experiencing DEflation?

my whole comment is sarcastic so it wouldn’t matter if it was anyway. I can tell you about someone that’s feeling pretty deflated right now though.

 

[hamsters are cool]

r.i.p