Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Dear Keffals, you'll kill yourself before Ricky croaks.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

It's an interesting battle for victimhood dominance. The winner will set an important precedent. Good for the cripple though on challenging the reigning champion - troons can't stay at the top the victim hierarchy forever can they? They're undefeated so far.

Yeah thats a really wild twist. Who wins here? NO ONE, YOURE BOTH AT A HANDICAPP.

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

(A)

“B-but The Quartering did it!” Shut up, doesn’t make you less of a faggot. Also, Quartering Receipts is a lazy mofo, can’t even wait for the scroll bar on iPhone to disappear before screenshotting.



Felted. Nice post deletion. Be a shame if I had them all capped.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Yeah thats a really wild twist. Who wins here? NO ONE, YOURE BOTH AT A HANDICAPP.

Only one of them gets the good parking spot though. Point goes to the cripple.

 

[Octavia]

Also, I can't believe the only person who looks good here is someone who is actually retarded, which is Ricky Berwick.

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(Link) (https://archive.ph/wip/zlK6T)

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Then, Ricky DMs Lucas, pretend-offering a business deal, to which Lucas immediately responds positively despite claiming he thinks Ricky is a transphobe, but SIKE, no business deal for you! Lucas just got completely felted by a cripple, and now said cripple is humiliating him ten times more than we ever have. Well played, Ricky.

I love Ricky Berwick. He's a modern day Court Jester; he looks funny, he acts funny, he's genuine and will put you in a sense of security, and he's also incredibly smart, able to get what he wants and trick or influence others. Possibly by doing or saying things that other people would get slapped up for.
I love him.

I have all the skill of your 75 year old grandfather at video games so I and others like me know better than to start a streaming career because no one wants to see an uncharismatic incompetent fail over and over again. This basic fact seems to have been lost on Lucas who truly believes that people want to see a fat man pretend to be a Twitch boobie streamer. Hell, your average vtuber (hired for personality, not for skill) has more gaming talent than he does.

You say that but some Vtubers range from competant to pretty damn good at the games they play. Can't say the same for Lucas!

 

[anionfarflung]

Keffals has seeped into quora:

https://qr.ae/pv4C4P




archive if it processes

 

[World's Smallest Violin]

Overturning Roe v. Wade was a mistake. Now many more Keffalses may run around.

 

[SNAFU]

I am now delighted Lucas was unbanned from Twitter. What a harvest

 

[Bloody Kotex]

Disabled king

 

[Octavia]

I am now delighted Lucas was unbanned from Twitter. What a harvest

Broke: Wanting a lolcow off the internet for their own good
Joke: Wanting a lolcow off the internet because you hate them
Woke: Wanting a lolcow to stay on the internet for future potential harvests.

 

[Mike Vick's Pitbull]

If you put "Keffals" into Google, this is the 1st question that pops up.

It comes right before the links to his Wikipedia and Twitch channel.

 

[Neko GF]

If you put "Keffals" into Google, this is the 1st question that pops up.

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It comes right before the links to her Wikipedia and Twitch channel.

> "Is Keffals a man"?
Yes.

>"What is Keffals?"
The physical embodiment of everything wrong with Discord & Twitter.

 

[World's Smallest Violin]

If you put "Keffals" into Google, this is the 1st question that pops up.

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It comes right before the links to his Wikipedia and Twitch channel.

Keffals tries to "ratio" Google next?

 

[Got Milk!]

Only one of them gets the good parking spot though. Point goes to the cripple.

Keffals would start pulling into "expected mother parking" or whatever they call those spots as an own. "I can park close too. Ratio'd"

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

Only one of them gets the good parking spot though. Point goes to the cripple.

oh shit thats the funniest thing i saw in a while.

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

(A)

Lucas likely uses TekSavvy. TekSavvy is a reseller of Rogers, who is down.

Anyways, look at this cocksucker. Also, that’s 100% a pajeet responding here. No action will be taken.

 

[Flight Deck]

Looking back on it, there's no reason to be upset that Keffals was unbanned from Twitter.

Not when the unbanning led to him getting embarrassed by an unprovoked Ricky Berwick (I seriously keep forgetting what that was even about), the promise that more people are going to see his extreme brain rot on display, and how more people are going to be willing to acknowledge just how insufferable and stupid he is.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

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(A)
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Lucas likely uses TekSavvy. TekSavvy is a reseller of Rogers, who is down.
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Anyways, look at this cocksucker. Also, that’s 100% a pajeet responding here. No action will be taken.

We really just got denied the best roasting of a mentally handicapped man this decade will ever see because canuckistan cant into internet.

Keffals vs Metokur next. Please god I will suck your cock if that happens.

 

[SNAFU]

I agree and tried to get him to post it all but he still says he doesn’t want to post it. Kind of a shame like I said I bet Lucas said a bunch of embarrassing shit

I'd believe that Lucas has something over his inner circle people, your mutual included. If there's one thing this guy has experience in is appearing sympathetic to a weaker/ younger audience and how to keep them in line.

 

[karakal]

Damn, these troons really love reminding Ricky that the evil Nazis would put a bullet in him. It's getting a little too obvious they want this cripple dead more than the actual Hitler enjoyers.