You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

Advertisements that are just women being like "Hey guys, if you want a woman to like you you have to buy this!"

I see it a lot on Youtube when I'm on my phone taking a shit. I remember being annoyed with it when it came to that shitty Dr. Squatch soap, those t shirts for fat guys and the ball trimmers, but the most recent one was literally just some chick being like "oh my god, guys *really* need to wear these shorts" and they were just...blue colored shorts.

Imagine if I made a commercial that was like "Ladies, if you want a real man you better buy these pots and pans."

...

*goes to make commercial to sell to youtube*

I mean, you have to remember that every dude under the age of 30 has lived in an increasingly hostile, sexless environment. This sort of approach is like shooting fish in a a barrel when it comes to Zoomer insecurities.
 
I have a massive peeve over people using analog as a euphemism for being less technologically advanced. It's to the point where if someone does it I will call everything older than brand new analog for about 20 minutes before they concede the point its not a good euphemism and causes too much real confusion. Things like chalkboard are analog vs dry erase boards, propeller planes I call analog,
Recently someone did it at work, referring to the equipment we work on and I got annoyed because all of our equipment is digital to an extent. So I then used the difference between the n-word with a hard R vs A as an example of the respective difference between digital and analog when referring to things and that made a room of people amused and uncomfortable enough to not use analog unironically anymore.
 
I have never heard anyone use the word "analog" this way, but whoever would do so deserves to have rotten produce thrown at them.

I see it more often than I'd like. I was reminded of my pet peeve today due to someone on reddit referring to older motorcycles as analog.
 
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Well, there's your problem.

I don't regular the main boards on reddit, this was a technical board where the distinction of analog and digital should and would be made clear. The term was definitely used in a "look at this shot of racers in the 80s, isn't it quaint."

The main point it really started to be a problem for me was in an intel brief in Afghanistan and the intel officer referred to Taliban radio comms as analog and I immediately saw where the discussion was going. So I pressed the issue of are the comms actually analog or are they digital and you mean unencrypted. He danced around the real answer for a bit, but finally landed on he used the term analog as in unencrypted and he didn't know if the Taliban was communicating with analog or digital receivers and/or transmission.
 
Advertisements that are just women being like "Hey guys, if you want a woman to like you you have to buy this!"

I see it a lot on Youtube when I'm on my phone taking a shit. I remember being annoyed with it when it came to that shitty Dr. Squatch soap, those t shirts for fat guys and the ball trimmers, but the most recent one was literally just some chick being like "oh my god, guys *really* need to wear these shorts" and they were just...blue colored shorts.

Imagine if I made a commercial that was like "Ladies, if you want a real man you better buy these pots and pans."

...

*goes to make commercial to sell to youtube*
I cant think of any ads that made me think huh, i want "that" guys due to that ad item. Now the item itself, specially the actually making my fucking life easier ones...
 
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People who act like they have something very important to tell you, then get real cryptic and coy.

My superior at work called me on my personal phone two days ago at three in the morning. This is not normal behavior from him. I answered and his immediate response to my groggy hello was “I’m calling you as a friend not as a coworker”

Ok now I’m concerned. I ask is everything ok. He tells me he won’t be in tomorrow and if I could collect his personal things and leave them on a mutual friend’s desk. I say of course and again ask if he’s ok. He responds that I probably won’t see him in anymore…and to “keep certain people at arm’s length and maybe start looking for another job.”

Now I’m scared. I’ve never been written up, never had a talking to about anything. To my knowledge I’ve been a model employee. I demand he tell me what’s going on. He says he can’t, he was told not to say anything and shouldn’t have even called me to say this, but again calling me as a friend not a coworker and that “the person I would have least suspected is behind everything”

I’m confused now as well as anxious. I ask if I’m in trouble for anything and if so why nobody bothered to tell me. His response was “nowhere near as much as me”

I tell him flat out I’m scared I’m going to lose my job over something he’s not telling me and I’m concerned for my future. He tells me he wishes he could say more but he’s never had a problem with my work or anything else about me.

Convo is going nowhere so we hang up. I still know nothing, have no idea where all this came from, why he couldn’t just come fully clean if he was going to call me that early just to be cryptic and drop crumbs of info.

This has driven me sick with worry. Family and friends think he got fired and is just trying to sow discord at the company on his way out, or he was drunk but neither of those behaviors are like him. I fucking hate people that do this shit. You made the decision to tell me something, tell me everything and stop playing games.
Just an update to this (it has me pissed so it counts)

Found out from the head of the company this morning that he was fired for what sounds like incompetence. He’s already been replaced and the new guy confirmed as much. So yeah, he was trying to start shit on his way out in a “if I go down I’m taking everyone with me” way and try and get all of us to quit in solidarity or something retarded.

Motherfucker had me worried sick about losing my job for nothing because he wanted to throw an autistic bitch fit about losing his. Sent him a lengthy text letting him know that I know what happened, how pissed I am at him, to never refer to me as his friend again and I rescind my offer of being available for a reference and blocked his number. Fuck that guy
 
I despise the smell of dish soap.
I hate hand sanitizer. Smells like death and feels even worse. That shit's for neurotic people that are compulsively scared of germs, and too lazy to go wash with soap and water.

I remember being in school. Some people would be constantly talking about they were afraid of germs, repeatedly rubbed their hands with the sanitizer in every class, and kept begging me to use the sanitizer. Shit pissed me off and I always refused. Suprise! I'm still alive and never got a serious illness from not using it!
 
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People who fucking call for me like I'm a fucking dog.
You want my help? You can get off your fat ass, walk over to where I am, and actually talk to me.

What also drives me mental is that these are usually the same people that literally just assume you're listening to them 24/7.
They just start talking like the conversation never ended because, I guess, they assume the world just doesn't exist out of arms length.
 
Found out from the head of the company this morning that he was fired for what sounds like incompetence.
Sent him a lengthy text letting him know that I know what happened, how pissed I am at him, to never refer to me as his friend again and I rescind my offer of being available for a reference and blocked his number.
Seems like there's more here than just simply "incompetence."
 
I've never had any problems with the USPS until the last six months. And it's NOT actually the post office' fault. I do craft work for someone as a side gig. Been doing it a couple years now. They ship me supplies, I make some stuff and send it back, they pay me. Normally it goes fine but:

1. Several months ago a package of supplies went missing. Said delivered, but was not in my mailbox. Mail theft maybe?
2. Next package they tried to "hold for pickup". But for some reason while you can conveniently mark that when buying a shipping label online, you can't in person. Which they usually do. So they addressed it to the post office itself, under my name. Plus, they filed away the tracking number and I had to pull teeth to get it so I could find my package at the PO. I mentioned they can send it my home, I can just mark all mail that week as hold for pickup myself.
3. But I guess the NEXT package was sent the same way as before. They gave me the tracking #, but it ended up marked as "return to sender due to incorrect address" now. So now I'm dealing with that. They said "that's how it was done last time." I have no idea what to tell them.

Except for maybe the first package where I could have arranged for me or someone to be home during the delivery, none of this is my fault. I'm tired of having anxiety agony over this shit, and playing hunt and seek. I feel like i'm the one in trouble even though i'm doing my due diligence. It's an easy way to make some money on the side when it works, but I'm considering just stopping because of this easy to avoid nonsense that's come up.
 
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