Prison Letters (06/27/22) - New Chris Chan Jail Letter - Eels and the Eggman talk about OCs to Chris, Helena will supposedly work with Chris on Sonichu, Chris claims that Heilberg confirmed his returning to 14BLC and that he was never attracted to Bella

[A Grey Cat]

The criteria are pretty strict for this. The default assumption is that someone can consent. The measure is not if they are incapable of consent, but if they are incapable of *refusing* consent.

In the case of mental infirmity, the prosecution would have to prove that Barb did not know what was happening, or what the consequences were. So basically if Barb knew that she was fucking Chris, and if she knew that Chris (or her) could be charged with a crime for that, then she was not incapable of refusing consent, mentally.

Which the prosecution didn't have the time or the patentice to bother doing. They cared so little about this incident beyond keeping it as hushed up as they could andk trying to figure out what to do with Chris that they simply waited for a year to pass. My money's on them releasing Chris on probation and hoping for him to inevitably screw that up like he hads everything else in life.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

The criteria are pretty strict for this. The default assumption is that someone can consent. The measure is not if they are incapable of consent, but if they are incapable of *refusing* consent.

In the case of mental infirmity, the prosecution would have to prove that Barb did not know what was happening, or what the consequences were. So basically if Barb knew that she was fucking Chris, and if she knew that Chris (or her) could be charged with a crime for that, then she was not incapable of refusing consent, mentally.

You know for a fact that I'm not talking about the law. I'm referring to what's morally just. We all know Barb is bananas and wouldn't give her disgusting hillbilly troglodyke son permission slobber on her old saggy clit.

 

[Niggerfaggot Hunter]

Barb may have been a thirsty old woman(as most women are, once the ovaries dry up they get horny), but even she would not let her disgusting feak tubby tranny stranglesperg get in on that dusty old action.
If Bob were still around he would have dealt with Chris before the diddling ever happened, God bless that old man. It has been far too long since I tuned into this and I missed the whole fiasco entirely but my white skinned god was it horrifying to learn that he may be getting out soon. Lock him up forever for being an Alabama Autistic Assberger Baby.

 

[King Kiwi]

We all know Barb is bananas and wouldn't give her disgusting hillbilly troglodyke son permission to slobber on her old saggy clit.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

You know for a fact that I'm not talking about the law. I'm referring to what's morally just. We all know Barb is bananas and wouldn't give her disgusting hillbilly troglodyke son permission slobber on her old saggy clit.

First base and spooning/shoulder massages ONLY, none of that "sensual massage" bullshit her son gleaned from Hentai/Porn (Any fandom he entered)

 

[æsthetic fœticide]

If he gets back into 14BC, I will be furious.

He can't move back in if someone were to comode-door another keurig... in minecraft

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

He can't move back in if someone were to comode-door another keurig... in minecraft

I forgot he joined a Minecraft Discord too
...
Sweet Jesus he must have made his own CWCVille there....

 

[Ophelia]

Man Chris actually talks somewhat normal in this letter, besides claiming to be Jesus Christ.

These are our standards now. The times he only talks about being Jesus are the normal times.

If he gets back into 14BC, I will be furious.

Chris isn’t worth getting angry over. It just raises our blood pressure without effecting him at all. Whatever you gotta do to prepare yourself for that possibility, get to doing it.

I just can't see how this is possible even if Barb is not there (someone should take legal pics of the place in the evening to see if lights are on)

Sometimes people with empty houses have lights on or set a timer to discourage thieves and miscreants.

As far as I can tell, it’s possible if the family doesn’t give a fuck and if Chris can pay for it.

because a family member would likely have POA and I'm sure the whole side of Barb's family has washed their hands of Chris from this.

I don’t know if we can predict these people. Is it possible they don’t give a shit as long as Chris isn’t directly in their hair?

A darker possibility, could Barb want things to go back to the way they were before The Merge? “Barb is senile and gave up POA” we don’t know that.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

@Ophelia you're right; he trolls himself and personally the rational, lizard part of my brain overrides the anger, except for the incest leaked calls.
He is a horrible person that pissed on Null's brilliant idea to solve the Financhu Crisis but that's how THE "GODDESS" PRISTINE CHRISTINE functions.

 

[Lancelot]

Again, Chris may be getting released, as he's indicating in this letter, but I don't think that means he's going "free". Judging by his talk of "valid terms", Chris will likely be released on parole, meaning that he would have completed his maximum sentence for his misdemeanor, but he will also have to abide by certain rules and regulations, which would usually involve him contributing to society in some way or not commiting anymore crimes, otherwise he risks being thrown back into jail, or in the worse case scenario, he will go to prison.

I dont think that's how parole works.

Parole ( from my understanding) doesn't come from serving your full sentence in jail then being released. Parol is a conditional early release where you then have to follow specific conditions to keep from going right back to jail to finish sentence

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Nobody has bought up the fact that Barb's brain was confirmed by Chris to have been turned into a raisin, which ultimately means she could NOT consent.

It's been obscenely obvious that she's suffering from dementia. The people who refuse to believe it hold barb up as some genius mastermind grifter despite being a retarded redneck, it kind of cracks me up. All it took was one claim from someone who never met her in person to cement the idea that she performs on camera for donations.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Mrs. Jesus Christine Chan Sonichu

And we give celebrities flak for picking out some of the most absurd names for their newborn babies. Not even North West or choosing names of Game of Thrones characters could come close to this.

 

[BobJones997]

It's been obscenely obvious that she's suffering from dementia. The people who refuse to believe it hold barb up as some genius mastermind grifter despite being a retarded redneck, it kind of cracks me up. All it took was one claim from someone who never met her in person to cement the idea that she performs on camera for donations.

We don't know what her condition is, but I'll concede she likely has memory issues now (Can't say it definitely, but it's looking that way). With that said, I believe Marvin 100% that in the past she's been faking it for the camera. Barb is a manipulative narcissist who's been doing this kind of bs for decades. She'd also look like a human vegetable with only weeks to live on camera and could barely speak, yet when the camera was off she'd badger Chris for help paying bills and shit and functioned fairly normally (She also appeared fairly normal in videos where she wasn't begging.). She definitely put on an act in a lot of the Chris begging videos.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I believe Marvin 100% that in the past she's been faking it for the camera

As far as I know marvin never met barb in person, and only spoke to her on the phone. Even if he did that was nearly 2 decades ago. She has very obviously declined in health rapidly in the last 5-6 years.

he'd also look like a human vegetable with only weeks to live on camera and could barely speak, yet when the camera was off she'd badger Chris for help paying bills and shit and functioned fairly normally. She definitely put on an act in a lot of the Chris begging videos.

please google sundowning. Not to mention we literally have no idea what she was like when the camera was off, unless of course you think chris is a reliable narrator.

 

[King Metalia]

These are our standards now. The times he only talks about being Jesus are the normal times.

On misses the days where the "normal times" involved him ranting about being tricked by the Pickle Man.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

We don't know what her condition is, but I'll concede she likely has memory issues now (Can't say it definitely, but it's looking that way). With that said, I believe Marvin 100% that in the past she's been faking it for the camera. Barb is a manipulative narcissist who's been doing this kind of bs for decades. She'd also look like a human vegetable with only weeks to live on camera and could barely speak, yet when the camera was off she'd badger Chris for help paying bills and shit and functioned fairly normally (She also appeared fairly normal in videos where she wasn't begging.). She definitely put on an act in a lot of the Chris begging videos.

You forgot hard of hearing and I'm certain chris neglected to give her hearing aids or an ear specialist in favor of his sinistegoals
.

 

[Crimewatcher 44]

I mean, he already served a year in jail and that's all he would ever have gotten unless they really did convict him of a felony.

Exactly! I don't understand why some people act like he's getting away with it and others think there will be more punishments. The maximum sentence for the crime he was charged with is 1 year in jail plus a fine. He's spent a year in jail. They can't give him more time. They can fine him, but they know he can't pay, so I doubt they will. There won't be any parole because he's already served the maximum sentence.

Whether a year in jail fazed him or not is irrelevant. Sentences aren't customized for the criminal to make sure that the individual learned their lesson. Sentences are created to fit the crime. A lot of people can serve a year in jail and not be bothered by it. That doesn't mean he got away with it. A year in jail plus (possibly) a fine isn't something to sneeze at.

 

[Ophelia]

I definitely understand wanting Chris to be punished in a way that upsets him. I don’t think he can comprehend “I was wrong and I’m paying for it,” but nowadays I don’t care if he can’t get it on that level. I don’t think he can be redeemed, and I’m at peace about it. I want him to feel punished because it would be just. And I don’t even mean something like a beating or anal violation (I don’t wish that on anyone); I mean if he could be made to clean bathroom floors on his hands and knees, I’d be satisfied.

He’s not going to get a punishment he feels from the justice system unless he does something worse than what he’s already done. I hope no one here wants him to.

 

[A-№1]

If he gets back into 14BC, I will be furious.

If he gets back into 14BLC, it will be hilarious.

Consider: Chris may, by some miracle, be allowed back at 14BLC and, by some even bigger miracle, be allowed to live with Barb again. However, Tom and Harriet will do everything in their power to prevent Barb from living with Chris. Barb won't be there if Chris is.

If Chris gets back into 14BLC, it will start the Home Alone Saga, and it will be gloriously full of fail.

It's been obscenely obvious that she's suffering from dementia.

She also appeared fairly normal in videos where she wasn't begging.

She didn't immediately call the police when her son started fucking her. Whatever else you can say about Barb, clearly something isn't right with her.

The maximum sentence for the crime he was charged with is 1 year in jail plus a fine.

Only if they keep him in J&DR court. They can also wobble him back up to Big Boy Court and charge him with felony incest. The maximum sentence there is 10 years.

I definitely understand wanting Chris to be punished in a way that upsets him.

Chris creates his own punishments.

I want him to feel punished because it would be just.

I wouldn't worry too much about that. Chris feels cruelly and unusually punished when he can't have all the legos he wants.

He’s not going to get a punishment he feels from the justice system unless he does something worse than what he’s already done. I hope no one here wants him to.

This is why I want Chris contained and managed, not really punished (though he would see it as a punishment). Otherwise he is eventually going to fuck up in a far more serious (and permanent) way. Nobody wants the fallout from something like that.

 

[Jason Wynn]

I don’t want him to be punished in the way a lot of a-logs do, but I would take a small degree of satisfaction if someone just finally got fed up with his shit and gave him one good face punch. No more than that. Some people deserve to be socked in the face and Chris is one of them.